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Pigs vs Tards
Uploaded by: shadowrated
Tags: fuck skittles
C) Anonymous (/ 11( Fri) 19: 03
tehgod, 3
Working at "Special Smiles“ summer camp
Detaching kids about mun animals with real animals
Hie lo pig pen
tell kids not to go into pen
mud In help a kid with tying mes
Allar loud splat noise
saturn mud
4 retard kids in pig pen, literally nailing in mud making "Dink" noises
spics start pushing them because they are in their space
strength comes out
battle between pigs and retards happens
delay in stepping this because of the hilarity of the situation
spics knock retards ever on tap of each other
r: -Mass retard pile
win
tehgod, 3
Working at "Special Smiles“ summer camp
Detaching kids about mun animals with real animals
Hie lo pig pen
tell kids not to go into pen
mud In help a kid with tying mes
Allar loud splat noise
saturn mud
4 retard kids in pig pen, literally nailing in mud making "Dink" noises
spics start pushing them because they are in their space
strength comes out
battle between pigs and retards happens
delay in stepping this because of the hilarity of the situation
spics knock retards ever on tap of each other
r: -Mass retard pile
win
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#29
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ishotthedeputy (10/06/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
>Be a pig
>Doing pig stuff, eating my own fecal excretions and whatnot
>Some kids enter my turf.
>Alright, what's going on?
>They start mocking our language, calling I had a no good dirty rotten human stealing great great grandfather
>Youcametothewrongneighborhoodmotherfucker.jpg
>Gang up on them and mug them
>Blood and cocaine everywhere
>Eat a muffin
>Doing pig stuff, eating my own fecal excretions and whatnot
>Some kids enter my turf.
>Alright, what's going on?
>They start mocking our language, calling I had a no good dirty rotten human stealing great great grandfather
>Youcametothewrongneighborhoodmotherfucker.jpg
>Gang up on them and mug them
>Blood and cocaine everywhere
>Eat a muffin
#19
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notsixroller (10/06/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
I thought there was going to be a mass pig-on-retard bestiality orgy.
#72
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rubberpig (10/06/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
>8th grade
>Lunch
>Tard comes up
>Sits next to me
>Thinks I'm his tard friend
>Wrangler thinks I'm a tard too
>When lunch is over I have to go to special ed class
>What the fuck
>Go to tard class
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>I tripped
>My wrangler helps me up
>Spend rest of day at tard class
>Not really that bad
>Got to draw and say whatever I wanted
>Decide to go back to tard class
>Everyone greets me with a warm hello
>Parents come
>School called them because they said I was absent from all my classes, parents say I can never go back to tard class
>Tards all start crying
>They love me
>I love them
>We are a family
>Lunch
>Tard comes up
>Sits next to me
>Thinks I'm his tard friend
>Wrangler thinks I'm a tard too
>When lunch is over I have to go to special ed class
>What the fuck
>Go to tard class
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>I tripped
>My wrangler helps me up
>Spend rest of day at tard class
>Not really that bad
>Got to draw and say whatever I wanted
>Decide to go back to tard class
>Everyone greets me with a warm hello
>Parents come
>School called them because they said I was absent from all my classes, parents say I can never go back to tard class
>Tards all start crying
>They love me
>I love them
>We are a family
#27
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RandomX (10/06/2012) [+]
(6 replies)
There needs to be a channel based around tard stories. I love reading these, even at the cost of going to hell.
#41
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Ragumshnagum (10/06/2012) [-] I must have seen this at least thirty times, and it still fucking kills me.
#90
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herefortheporno (10/06/2012) [+]
(9 replies)
Part 1: I should've seen it coming
>At lunch, freshman year
>Tard sits with us because we're the only ones who can deal with him. And even then, we can barely stand him
>Tard asks to take my picture with his cell phone because he wants to take a picture of all of his friends
whythefucknot.jpeg
>He takes my picture
>Later that day, he's on the bus showing other people my picture saying I'm his future girlfriend
OHGODWAT.jpeg
>At lunch, freshman year
>Tard sits with us because we're the only ones who can deal with him. And even then, we can barely stand him
>Tard asks to take my picture with his cell phone because he wants to take a picture of all of his friends
whythefucknot.jpeg
>He takes my picture
>Later that day, he's on the bus showing other people my picture saying I'm his future girlfriend
OHGODWAT.jpeg
#96 to #90
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herefortheporno (10/06/2012) [-] Part 2: I feel so violated.
>Tard leaves our table for awhile for reasons unknown
>All of a sudden tard is back
>Pushes my friends over so he could sit directly across from me and stare into my soul
>Lunch is almost over, friends get up to put their trays up.
>Tard looks left, then right, then hands me a note
>"I'm sorry, I cannot read your tard language."
ohshitwhathaveidone.jpeg
>Tard lets out a screech
>BLEERGHHGHAHSSDMGDORF
>Tard storms out of cafeteria
whatjusthappened.jpeg
>Friends come back and I try to explain what's going on
>Friend picks up the note
>It's a poem about me bearing his children and on the back is a descriptive picture of me getting violated
>ALL OF MY NOPE.
>Tard leaves our table for awhile for reasons unknown
>All of a sudden tard is back
>Pushes my friends over so he could sit directly across from me and stare into my soul
>Lunch is almost over, friends get up to put their trays up.
>Tard looks left, then right, then hands me a note
>"I'm sorry, I cannot read your tard language."
ohshitwhathaveidone.jpeg
>Tard lets out a screech
>BLEERGHHGHAHSSDMGDORF
>Tard storms out of cafeteria
whatjusthappened.jpeg
>Friends come back and I try to explain what's going on
>Friend picks up the note
>It's a poem about me bearing his children and on the back is a descriptive picture of me getting violated
>ALL OF MY NOPE.
#46
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obliviousman (10/06/2012) [+]
(10 replies)
funny thing with people. tell them not to do something, and it's the first thing they want to do.
"don't go into he pig pen" *splat*
"don't dive into the water" *splash*
"don't stick a fork into the electrical outlet?"
"don't go into he pig pen" *splat*
"don't dive into the water" *splash*
"don't stick a fork into the electrical outlet?"
#57
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WrightVGC (10/06/2012) [-] **WrightVGC rolled a random image posted in comment #1309714 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** I lost it at "Mass battle between pigs and retards happens."
#93
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anonsoftomarroww **User deleted account** (10/06/2012) [-] >3rd grade
>recess
>See tard trying to open a door
>no one else around
>Tard slams head into door
>Tard starts crying
>I go to help Tard
>Tard ninja-retard strength hugs me
>Feelsbadman
>Crushing me
>Can't scream
>Vomit
>Pass out
>Teacher finds us
>Teacher can't pull us apart
>Gets another teacher and each takes an arm
>Finally free I wake up
>See two teachers struggling with Tard
>Next day
>Learn Tard is 16
>Mfw he's our janitor in high-school
>recess
>See tard trying to open a door
>no one else around
>Tard slams head into door
>Tard starts crying
>I go to help Tard
>Tard ninja-retard strength hugs me
>Feelsbadman
>Crushing me
>Can't scream
>Vomit
>Pass out
>Teacher finds us
>Teacher can't pull us apart
>Gets another teacher and each takes an arm
>Finally free I wake up
>See two teachers struggling with Tard
>Next day
>Learn Tard is 16
>Mfw he's our janitor in high-school
#48
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jelatinman (10/06/2012) [-] I wish we could have funny tards in our school. Ours are either annoying, mildly retarded (i.e. they don't know math or have Aspergers), or are so fucking nice that you can't help but love them. These are the funniest stories /b/ has ever concocted though.
#140
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rotinaj (10/07/2012) [-]
Here's some from our school a few years ago in 8th grade:
>eating lunch
>tard walks through lunchroom
>has no shirt on
>gives no fucks
>still dont know what happened to his shirt
Now for the more exciting one that was really fucking awesome:
>Be in art class
>Working with clay
>everythings cool
>tard's project not working out
>he starts getting angry
>smashes his halfway-done pot
>starts yelling "fuck this damn clay" (keep in mind, this kid asked me what my favorite cartoon was earlier that day ; We thought he was a 6 year old at heart)
>helper gets pissed
>tard keeps yelling
>whole class silent except him and helper
>angry tard throws bucket full of dirty clay water at helper
>she drags tard out of the room
We never saw him again.
>eating lunch
>tard walks through lunchroom
>has no shirt on
>gives no fucks
>still dont know what happened to his shirt
Now for the more exciting one that was really fucking awesome:
>Be in art class
>Working with clay
>everythings cool
>tard's project not working out
>he starts getting angry
>smashes his halfway-done pot
>starts yelling "fuck this damn clay" (keep in mind, this kid asked me what my favorite cartoon was earlier that day ; We thought he was a 6 year old at heart)
>helper gets pissed
>tard keeps yelling
>whole class silent except him and helper
>angry tard throws bucket full of dirty clay water at helper
>she drags tard out of the room
We never saw him again.
