I was in a London pub on a Saturday night.
Had a few drinks... I noticed two very large women by the
bar. They both had strong accents, so I asked,
Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"
One of them turned to me and screamed,
It' s WALES, we IDIOT!"
So, I immediately apoligized, -'an, d,..: said,
Sorry, are you We whales fearin" ?"
That' s all I remember: