Sarcasm

oh yeah this post was soooo funny, you should post more just like it

**AcornShouter rolled a random image posted in comment #199 at Feels ** i cant make any sarcastic jokes because most people these days have like 6 brain cells and dont get it

most relevant thing i have

Then most of Funnyjunk users are healthy...

Oh yeah, we should totally believe everything that Mind blowing facts says. Hey guys how about we just make it the minister of science and technology while we're at it.

I reply with sarcasm way to often. I guess i can use "brain training" as an excuse.

Teacher: "What did you just do?"

Me: "Picked up a nickel."

Teacher: "You're supposed to be paying attention"

Me: "Well I was just factoring the jew remainder placebo"
*oh god that was barely a coherent sentence but it was offensive*
Teacher:"Go sit in the hallway"

I have a lot of stupid people in my school --'
So when I use sarcastic they look at me like I'm a fcking retard....

My brain must not be healthy because I don't give a fuck.

Because sarcasm is the biggest expression of intelligence, no?

Holy fuck im a genius

i just cant stop being sarcastic.

what if i respond quickly with "that's what she said" at appropriate times

I really felt sorry for Randy Newman when they made that episode xD

your brain is healthy... and you are a dick...

That is soooo interesting.

The front page sure is funny today. Nothing stupid on it at all. We should all feel really great about the originality of this content.

This sentence is full of sarcasm

yea, because I TOTALLY care about my brain's health when I have this much swag