something flammable. look at the tags. Logan I This coffee must have something flammable in it but it keeps sparking in the microwave and all the lights go dim, now the description
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#45 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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#108 to #45 - humusss
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Implying evolution is not ********
#122 to #108 - thespartanpony
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oh my god why hasn't natural selection picked you off yet.
#129 to #108 - oliphan
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but at least I'm smarter than you.
#123 to #108 - lorentz
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#160 to #108 - pineappletime
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#48 to #45 - lfunnymanl
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**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at So absurd **
it's okay it will soon, just wait
#91 to #48 - youngduece
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User avatar #31 - EdwardNigma
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I hope no one told her why and just told her it is meant to happen sometimes as all microwaves do it.

Then her stupidity was forever wiped clean, gone in a blaze of holy fire.
User avatar #37 to #31 - nrwlz
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*him
User avatar #38 to #37 - EdwardNigma
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...Why the **** did I assume it was a she?

****, I'm sexist without even knowing aren't I?
#46 to #38 - arrisarrad
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Damn. I thought it was a girl too. For absolutely no reason.
#56 to #46 - EdwardNigma
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Thank you internet, you made me think all retards on Facebook are women.
User avatar #44 to #38 - izzygirl
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It's okay.
Even I thought it was a chick.
#152 to #38 - anon id: 4b8b6b34
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your not sexist, sexism is wrongand being wrong is for women
#85 to #38 - huszti
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there are retarded guys? on facebook?
#100 - bitchplzzz
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#103 - doctorlean **User deleted account**
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User avatar #104 - endface
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I moved in with mu girlfriend last year...

And guys...

I swear to god...

She didn't know about this rule...

I fell for a ******* idiot...
#130 to #104 - crazysexyhorse
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YFW
User avatar #179 to #130 - endface
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Lil' bit.

I tell you, you can never truly know a person until you live with them.
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User avatar #119 to #90 - cshp
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I...isn't fire already plasma?
#121 to #119 - zahnradthereposter **User deleted account**
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#178 to #119 - anon id: fd2b403f
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Not really, it's gaseous. But some flames are considered plasmas because they contain ionized particles. :)
#110 - kingpongthedon
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Roomie (week one after he begins "cooking healthy"): Hey man, you seen the big metal bowl?
Me (morbidly curious): Check the dishwasher. What're you making?
Roomie: Mashed potatoes.
Me: Really? That's actually almost cooking.
Roomie: Nah man, it's just powdered mix. All I do is add water and heat it up in the microwave.
Me: Oh... Well, don't use the metal bowl. You can't put metal in the microwave, it causes sparks and ****, it's a fire hazard. Use one of the 8000 other bowls we have. (Returns to homework)
~10 minutes later~
(Smoke alarm goes off)
Roomie: Dude, I don't know what happened... I did everything I was supposed to do and it caught fire.
Me: Used the metal bowl, didn't you?
Roomie: Yeah.
Me: What was the one thing I said not to do?
Roomie: Oh yeah... my bad.

Other great room-mate quotes:
"Dude, how do you use the can-opener?"
"Is this cheese vegan?"
Looking at moldy bread: "That's basically penicillin, right?" Proceeds to toast bread.
"Of course babe, we're totally ready to have kids"
#49 - infernoimmortal
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Come on, seriously?

I always put metal spoons in my microwave (mostly when I'm making myself conrflakes) and I never get to see plasma sparks :(
#50 to #49 - iwantfun
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you heat your cornflakes on a microwave?
#51 to #50 - infernoimmortal
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Yeah, I put milk in a bowl add some cocoa powder, microwave that ****, put cornflakes in bowl, ????, profit.
#53 to #51 - iwantfun
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gotta be good i suppose :D
#54 to #53 - infernoimmortal
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It's an ancient technique only performed by masters of the old arts.

Pic related, me trying to perform this complicated technique for the first time.

yeah it tasts quite awesome
#97 - Ihazfunkitty
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one cant be this stupid, right?   
   
...right?...
one cant be this stupid, right?

...right?...
#87 - funnyjunkknight
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