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something flammable
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I This coffee must have something flammable in it but it keeps sparking in
the microwave and all the lights go dim,
I This coffee must have something flammable in it but it keeps sparking in
the microwave and all the lights go dim,
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#45
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itsmypenis **User deleted account** (10/06/2012) [+]
(7 replies)
oh my god why hasn't natural selection picked him off yet.
#31
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EdwardNigma (10/06/2012) [+]
(7 replies)
I hope no one told her why and just told her it is meant to happen sometimes as all microwaves do it.
Then her stupidity was forever wiped clean, gone in a blaze of holy fire.
Then her stupidity was forever wiped clean, gone in a blaze of holy fire.
#104
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endface (10/06/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
I moved in with mu girlfriend last year...
And guys...
I swear to god...
She didn't know about this rule...
I fell for a fucking idiot...
And guys...
I swear to god...
She didn't know about this rule...
I fell for a fucking idiot...
#90
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zahnradthereposter **User deleted account** (10/06/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
Fun Fact: You can make plasma if you put fire in a microwave
Gif unrelated I just wanted to post it
Gif unrelated I just wanted to post it
#110
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kingpongthedon (10/06/2012) [-]
Roomie (week one after he begins "cooking healthy"): Hey man, you seen the big metal bowl?
Me (morbidly curious): Check the dishwasher. What're you making?
Roomie: Mashed potatoes.
Me: Really? That's actually almost cooking.
Roomie: Nah man, it's just powdered mix. All I do is add water and heat it up in the microwave.
Me: Oh... Well, don't use the metal bowl. You can't put metal in the microwave, it causes sparks and shit, it's a fire hazard. Use one of the 8000 other bowls we have. (Returns to homework)
~10 minutes later~
(Smoke alarm goes off)
Roomie: Dude, I don't know what happened... I did everything I was supposed to do and it caught fire.
Me: Used the metal bowl, didn't you?
Roomie: Yeah.
Me: What was the one thing I said not to do?
Roomie: Oh yeah... my bad.
Other great room-mate quotes:
"Dude, how do you use the can-opener?"
"Is this cheese vegan?"
Looking at moldy bread: "That's basically penicillin, right?" Proceeds to toast bread.
"Of course babe, we're totally ready to have kids"
Me (morbidly curious): Check the dishwasher. What're you making?
Roomie: Mashed potatoes.
Me: Really? That's actually almost cooking.
Roomie: Nah man, it's just powdered mix. All I do is add water and heat it up in the microwave.
Me: Oh... Well, don't use the metal bowl. You can't put metal in the microwave, it causes sparks and shit, it's a fire hazard. Use one of the 8000 other bowls we have. (Returns to homework)
~10 minutes later~
(Smoke alarm goes off)
Roomie: Dude, I don't know what happened... I did everything I was supposed to do and it caught fire.
Me: Used the metal bowl, didn't you?
Roomie: Yeah.
Me: What was the one thing I said not to do?
Roomie: Oh yeah... my bad.
Other great room-mate quotes:
"Dude, how do you use the can-opener?"
"Is this cheese vegan?"
Looking at moldy bread: "That's basically penicillin, right?" Proceeds to toast bread.
"Of course babe, we're totally ready to have kids"
#49
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infernoimmortal (10/06/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
Come on, seriously?
I always put metal spoons in my microwave (mostly when I'm making myself conrflakes) and I never get to see plasma sparks :(
I always put metal spoons in my microwave (mostly when I'm making myself conrflakes) and I never get to see plasma sparks :(
#54 to #53
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infernoimmortal (10/06/2012) [-] It's an ancient technique only performed by masters of the old arts.
Pic related, me trying to perform this complicated technique for the first time.
yeah it tasts quite awesome
Pic related, me trying to perform this complicated technique for the first time.
yeah it tasts quite awesome
#115
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brenton (10/06/2012) [-] I wanted my taco bell hot sauce to be warm, so I put it in the microwave after I took it out of the fridge. I then learned that metal cannot go in the microwave...
... when I was six.
... when I was six.
