Honey Boo Boo Child. Help this poor soul... I can't believe I had sex with that thing 4 times
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User avatar #18 - awesomenessdefined (10/05/2012) [-]
James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron.
James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron.
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#20 to #18 - haiyalll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#26 to #20 - FattyMcDoogle (10/06/2012) [-]
That made me laugh so goddamn hard.
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User avatar #57 to #51 - shinybezza (10/06/2012) [-]
WHO WANTS S'GETTI AND BUTTER???
#5 - alleksi ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
I can't believe I had sex with that thing

4 times
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User avatar #6 to #5 - akinto (10/05/2012) [-]
Actually only Alana (Honey Boo Boo) is his kid, I think the other three each have different dads, so she managed to have sex with 4 different men
User avatar #12 to #6 - akg **User deleted account** (10/05/2012) [-]
...How does it feel to actually know these things?
User avatar #13 to #12 - akinto (10/05/2012) [-]
I watch the show... so what? It says nothing about my intelligence, I just find it interesting to watch a show about real ppl for once, even if they're not the best examples, instead of **** like Jersey Shore and Kardashians. Because in all honesty, you can say as much as you like about that family but they ******* love eachother, they put family first.
User avatar #14 to #13 - akg **User deleted account** (10/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, but it's so.. Redneck-y..
User avatar #15 to #14 - akinto (10/05/2012) [-]
It is very redneck-y and to my surprise the dad's brother is openly gay, and the family is very welcoming towards him
#124 to #15 - junter (10/06/2012) [-]
I've seen half of one episode, and the gay brother is probably the most normal person in the entire family.
User avatar #16 to #15 - akg **User deleted account** (10/05/2012) [-]
Huh. Well, watch what you want bro.
#59 to #15 - anon (10/06/2012) [-]
why is gay tolerance surprising? because they are "redneck-y"? Have to admit that in my 24 years of life I have seen very little gay hate from my immediate environments. At least from the 5th grade onward.
User avatar #166 to #59 - akinto (10/06/2012) [-]
Yeah because of that, they live in a seemingly secluded area and usually those ppl tend to be less acceptant of homosexuality.
User avatar #210 to #13 - bluedwarf (10/06/2012) [-]
Actually it does say a lot about you. You are using your time on such garbage it does say where your priorities lay.
Fun fact: people who listen to classical music are more inteligent
User avatar #212 to #210 - akinto (10/06/2012) [-]
Fun Fact: I listen to classical music and opera
User avatar #223 to #212 - bluedwarf (10/06/2012) [-]
Very doubtful, but even so, that only proves how deep you've actually fallen and that nothing is as common as intelligent people who are wasting their talents.
User avatar #225 to #223 - akinto (10/06/2012) [-]
Can I just say that by that definition everyone who's doing anything not related to work or expanding their mind is wasting their intelligence? You're wasting yours by browsing funnyjunk and taking the time to comment here.
User avatar #229 to #225 - bluedwarf (10/06/2012) [-]
Not really. Funnyjunk is ok, it has brought me many useful infos and to many interesting sites. But I do give you that I should indeed restrain myself from responding to such comments as yours. It's more of a wish to contribute to the community.
And it's not about seeking activities that are expanding your mind, it's the fact that people are giving so much attention to retards, which then leads to other retards thinking that's the way to act themselves.
User avatar #251 to #229 - akinto (10/06/2012) [-]
You really need to get off your pedestal...
User avatar #252 to #251 - bluedwarf (10/06/2012) [-]
Great comeback buddy, real killer moves you got
User avatar #253 to #252 - akinto (10/06/2012) [-]
I think the fact that 2 other ppl thumbed you down speaks volumes, I don't really need to discuss with you why you're being incredibly stupid by talking **** about my intelligence because of what I choose to watch for entertainment.
User avatar #254 to #253 - bluedwarf (10/06/2012) [-]
Agreed, that does say more then enough on this matter.
With cheers
User avatar #148 to #13 - epiccappytan (10/06/2012) [-]
He never said anything about your intelligence... He was talking about how it feels...
User avatar #172 to #148 - akinto (10/06/2012) [-]
Yeah but it's an obvious jab because everybody thinks only dumb ppl watch Jersey Shore, Kardashians, Here comes Honey Boo Boo,.. But it's actually very interesting to watch if you don't take it seriously and try to dissect exactly why these shows that everybody seems to hate keeps drawing in ppl every season.

And in case he really meant to ask what it feels like I have to say pretty good,
User avatar #143 to #13 - wiljones (10/06/2012) [-]
if they put family first than why does the mom give boo boo ******* diabetes juice. by that i mean mountian dew and redbull mixed together
User avatar #168 to #143 - akinto (10/06/2012) [-]
Why do hundreds of thousands of ppl every year not care about the healthrisks of overweight children? I really just think they don't care all that much because it hasn't hurt them. "If it's fine for adults why shouldn't it be fine for children" I totally disagree with it but they're not exactly the most educated ppl in the world so it wouldn't surprise me if that's how they thought.

And by putting family first, I meant that they're there for eachother, and they know they're being ridiculed by the world by acting the way they do and yet they refuse to give in and act normal, they just have fun, not caring who sees them as long as they're together.
#99 to #13 - Chane (10/06/2012) [-]
I think bronies would pay you to come up with a speech like this for them.
User avatar #169 to #99 - akinto (10/06/2012) [-]
I don't really like MLP, I watched the first two parter to see what the hype was all about and it didn't seem that special to me. But I could honestly care less about the demographic for that show, I don't even care if you're into the **** brony stuff, as long as you're not hurting yourself or anyone else, do whatever the **** you want, I won't judge.
User avatar #32 to #6 - denoface (10/06/2012) [-]
She's still had sex more times than i have.
But she has kids, so i think i've got the lucky end.
#134 to #132 - josieabby (10/06/2012) [-]
also, this...
#93 - joemand (10/06/2012) [-]
**joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #639789 at Item Discussion ** mfw I see the Honey Boo Boo Child...
**joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #639789 at Item Discussion ** mfw I see the Honey Boo Boo Child...
#120 to #93 - wagtrain (10/06/2012) [-]
**wagtrain rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Commander Cage ** Mfw your mom
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#180 to #179 - pidgeyownzu (10/06/2012) [-]
who the **** is honey boo boo ?
User avatar #183 to #180 - DCat (10/06/2012) [-]
She's some fat little girl who is paraded around by her mother and put into pageant's by her mother as well. Have no idea why she has her own show. What she needs is to lose weight.

@Swiftkid That was possibly the best episode I have seen in at least the past few seasons.
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#182 to #181 - pidgeyownzu (10/06/2012) [-]
im not american either. i didn't even get to see the south park episode about it.
User avatar #191 to #182 - sirdaddysir (10/06/2012) [-]
Honey Boo Boo is a 8 year old white trash girl who, with heaps of make-up, does decently in beauty pageants (largely because of her sassy, carefree personality). She was featured on the show "Toddlers in Tiaras" about child beauty pageants, and now has her own show, which mostly shows what a classless disaster her dysfunctional family is. She is mentored and supported by her fat, insane, revolting mother who does actually represent a decent portion of rural southern USA. Everything that was shown on South Park is just as likely to be an actual quote from them as it is to be 'mocking' them.

TL;DR: Televised Southern USA White trash train wreck family. (tl;dr: irresistible junk tv.)
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#185 to #184 - pidgeyownzu (10/06/2012) [-]
cheers :)
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User avatar #188 to #179 - potatoguy (10/06/2012) [-]
Just watched that episode in the UK, (it aired last night). Made me realised just how ****** up the world we live in is.

That's why I love South Park, it's a mature message sugar coated in a childish comedy.
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User avatar #231 to #228 - holeymoley (10/06/2012) [-]
that part blew my mind
#82 - vegetagurl (10/06/2012) [-]
And this is why I love South Park.
And this is why I love South Park.
User avatar #91 to #82 - SavageBAMFx (10/06/2012) [-]
Do you have a link to the episode? I want to watch it. :D

I'm too lazy to google it, and I dunno what # it is.
User avatar #98 to #97 - SavageBAMFx (10/06/2012) [-]
I love you. <3
User avatar #101 to #98 - vegetagurl (10/06/2012) [-]
I love you too.
User avatar #112 to #101 - SavageBAMFx (10/06/2012) [-]
God that was ******* hilarious...
#85 to #82 - vegetagurl (10/06/2012) [-]
like, it's 			*******		 spot on.
like, it's ******* spot on.
#17 - roofeeoh (10/05/2012) [-]
honey boo boo and her mom would make a perfect villain-duo for the next batman movie
User avatar #1 - woonanon (10/05/2012) [-]
I'd kill all of them.
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#22 - equinoxxa (10/05/2012) [-]
Slight comparison, maybe?
#39 to #22 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (10/06/2012) [-]
Ed O'Neil/Married with Children thread anyone?
Ed O'Neil/Married with Children thread anyone?
User avatar #258 to #234 - CrossBowPloxz (10/07/2012) [-]
Lol what is that from?

#259 to #258 - ihaspotato (10/07/2012) [-]
A tv-series called ''Modern Family''
A tv-series called ''Modern Family''
#31 to #22 - CrossBowPloxz (10/06/2012) [-]
Least Al has a hot wife instead of that fat excuse from a women up there.

Also a hot daughter.
#164 - feetee (10/06/2012) [-]
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User avatar #125 - rainbowkirisame (10/06/2012) [-]
It's alright guys... James Cameron rose the bar!
User avatar #221 to #125 - holeymoley (10/06/2012) [-]
His name is James James Cameron, he's the bravest pioneer! No budget too steep, no sea too deep, who's that? It's him! James Cameron.

James James Cameron, explorer of the sea! With the daring thirst to be the first, could it be? Yeah it's him! JAMES CAMERON
#159 - thehumandirigible (10/06/2012) [-]
Brock's Dub was one of the best thing's that was ever done about this show...
#175 to #159 - anon (10/06/2012) [-]
And South Park's recent episode.

"We got no shame about our weight cuz our weight makes us sassy"
#100 - anon (10/06/2012) [-]
i don't think tlc is "the learning channal" anymore
#108 - sexypandas (10/06/2012) [-]
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#42 - ydosac (10/06/2012) [-]
why all the hate?
why all the hate?
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User avatar #49 to #43 - coolioshades (10/06/2012) [-]
middle east and europe are hatin on me, I got a nuke in my base and I aint afraid to show it, code it, blow it...... Im the states and you know it...
#157 to #49 - europe (10/06/2012) [-]
it would be much more effective if you blow it up while it's in the air instead of on the ground
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#46 to #43 - ydosac (10/06/2012) [-]
haha...
haha...
#45 to #42 - Schwarzenegger (10/06/2012) [-]
Target acquired.
User avatar #50 to #45 - maffi ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
You ned a whaler for that thing, not an Apache
User avatar #249 to #50 - whaler (10/06/2012) [-]
Qualified whaler, ready for action.
#155 - dopeydog (10/06/2012) [-]
I bet when she hits 18 she will have a leaked sex tape
User avatar #203 to #155 - TheOneKing (10/06/2012) [-]
18? You underestimate white trash americans. She's like 7 now, I bet she'll have one when she's 13. 16 at the latest.
#69 - BILLYMAYSSOUL (10/06/2012) [-]
oh dear lord this makes my state look like hicks....
oh dear lord this makes my state look like hicks....
#44 - hipsophobadon (10/06/2012) [-]
**hipsophobadon rolled a random image posted in comment #1267112 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **   
I do not have cable.   
I do not have facebook.   
I don't talk to people much ever.   
What the 			****		 is Honey Boo Boo.
**hipsophobadon rolled a random image posted in comment #1267112 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
I do not have cable.
I do not have facebook.
I don't talk to people much ever.
What the **** is Honey Boo Boo.
#47 to #44 - anon (10/06/2012) [-]
A family of fat ***** who are proud to be fat as **** . Honey Boo Boo is the girl in the pink.
Parodied on the new South Park last Wednesday.
User avatar #48 to #47 - hipsophobadon (10/06/2012) [-]
So people watch shows about fat people being proud to be fat now?
I suddenly remember why I don't pay for cable anymore.
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