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#93 - dingojohn
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(10/06/2012) [-]
I am sitting here, Firday night, 03:35 in the night, just returned from a night in the local bar with some friends..

What the **** am I doing with my life ? I have no idea. What I do know is thay, when i need some fun **** to laugh at, or idiots to look at, I have Funnyjunk to cover my ass.

Now make me laugh while I eat this leftoer pizza while my alcohol buzz slowly disappears so I don't have as much of a hangover tomorrow. I have timportant stuff to do, you know ! (nah, jus kidding, I ain't dpoing ****, it's sunnday!)
#120 to #93 - payneiac
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(10/06/2012) [-]
tommorow is saturday
#103 to #93 - dengekisushi
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Aw dude, how drunk are you? You're not spelling to well, broski.

Drink plenty of water.
#111 to #103 - dingojohn
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Iøve had a beeer or to, along with some more ber.

I have a bottel of water standing by my bed so when i wake in tej moring feeling sick, I drink a ******** of that and go to sleep again. bet cure for hangovers ever !
#95 to #93 - sasyboncho
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(10/06/2012) [-]
It's still Friday.. Where could it possibly be Sunday?
#97 to #95 - dingojohn
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(10/06/2012) [-]
no ****, ****, I mean saturday !
#96 to #95 - dingojohn
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(10/06/2012) [-]
I'm in Denmark, GMT +1

It's the noigjt between Friday and Saturdaym which datewise makes it saturday !
#99 to #96 - gnifle
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(10/06/2012) [-]
I'm in Denmark as well, and as ar as I know, it's only saturday here x3
But I may be too not-drunk-enough to understand even the simplest concept of calenders...
#107 to #99 - princebroken
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(10/06/2012) [-]
i wish i didnt live where i am Florida sucks man...
#113 to #107 - dingojohn
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(10/06/2012) [-]
whats wrong with florida man ?
#110 to #107 - gnifle
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Can't be that bad.... Can it?
I'd love to live in Florida :P
#112 to #110 - dingojohn
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(10/06/2012) [-]
heh, danish bronnies
#114 to #112 - gnifle
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Yes?
But dude, get to bed XD
#118 to #114 - dingojohn
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(10/06/2012) [-]
...




okay
#121 to #118 - gnifle
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Oh, gawd, I'd love to see your face when you realize this thread has been going on in the morning!
#166 to #121 - dingojohn
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(10/06/2012) [-]
well, ****..

drunk me is really weird.
#167 to #166 - gnifle
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(10/06/2012) [-]
If that ← is actual face when... Holy heck, that's hilarious x'D
#168 to #167 - dingojohn
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(10/07/2012) [-]
That was pretty much it.. Sober me was pretty surprised to see how bad my typing was.   
   
I'm not drunk tonight by the way !
That was pretty much it.. Sober me was pretty surprised to see how bad my typing was.

I'm not drunk tonight by the way !
#169 to #168 - gnifle
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(10/07/2012) [-]
Well, it sounded like a pretty epic night XD Who cares about spelling anyways :P
#170 to #169 - dingojohn
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(10/07/2012) [-]
It wasn't exactly epic, but it was pretty cool. Saw a lot of people I haven't seen in a while, and made some people I dislike, dislike me back. Spent too much money on beer though, as you might have guessed :)
#171 to #170 - gnifle
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(10/07/2012) [-]
Beer part seemed kinda obvious :3
The other parts sounded.. well, like how you spent a good night in town :P
#172 to #171 - dingojohn
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(10/07/2012) [-]
Had fun, spent money, got drunk, was hung over.

**** was so cash ! (no.. just no)
#173 to #172 - gnifle
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(10/07/2012) [-]
Heh, at least you didn't just spend your friday at home like I did -.-"
#174 to #173 - dingojohn
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(10/07/2012) [-]
Pretty much spent my entire week at home.. i'm unemployed you see.

And most of my friends have moved to random places around the country.
Also, spending the night at home has it advantages.. No randomly spent money, no hangovers.. And lots of gaming!
#102 to #99 - dingojohn
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(10/06/2012) [-]
yes
#98 to #96 - sasyboncho
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Are you slightly inebriated tonight, by any chance?
#101 to #98 - gnifle
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(10/06/2012) [-]
More likely drunk... Don't worry, I'll get him home XD
#100 to #98 - dingojohn
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(10/06/2012) [-]
The pint is, I have to take a **** and I'm bored as hell.. Also, I need sexual contact with a girl..


Like, seriously... And I'm huingry!
#106 to #100 - jeyfman
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(10/06/2012) [-]
sex with pint,
eat girl
sell your ****
????
profit!!!
#115 to #106 - dingojohn
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(10/06/2012) [-]
if oly it was that simpel !
#109 to #106 - sasyboncho
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Wut
#104 to #100 - sasyboncho
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Just.. Stick to Danish or Denmarkanese or whatever the ****.
#105 to #104 - dingojohn
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(10/06/2012) [-]
I'l stick to the bathjroom for the next 10 minutes, then Im going to sleeep!