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User avatar #93 - dingojohn (10/06/2012) [-]
I am sitting here, Firday night, 03:35 in the night, just returned from a night in the local bar with some friends..

What the **** am I doing with my life ? I have no idea. What I do know is thay, when i need some fun **** to laugh at, or idiots to look at, I have Funnyjunk to cover my ass.

Now make me laugh while I eat this leftoer pizza while my alcohol buzz slowly disappears so I don't have as much of a hangover tomorrow. I have timportant stuff to do, you know ! (nah, jus kidding, I ain't dpoing **** , it's sunnday!)
User avatar #120 to #93 - payneiac (10/06/2012) [-]
tommorow is saturday
User avatar #103 to #93 - dengekisushi (10/06/2012) [-]
Aw dude, how drunk are you? You're not spelling to well, broski.

Drink plenty of water.
User avatar #111 to #103 - dingojohn (10/06/2012) [-]
Iøve had a beeer or to, along with some more ber.

I have a bottel of water standing by my bed so when i wake in tej moring feeling sick, I drink a ******** of that and go to sleep again. bet cure for hangovers ever !
User avatar #95 to #93 - sasyboncho (10/06/2012) [-]
It's still Friday.. Where could it possibly be Sunday?
User avatar #97 to #95 - dingojohn (10/06/2012) [-]
no **** , **** , I mean saturday !
User avatar #96 to #95 - dingojohn (10/06/2012) [-]
I'm in Denmark, GMT +1

It's the noigjt between Friday and Saturdaym which datewise makes it saturday !
User avatar #99 to #96 - gnifle (10/06/2012) [-]
I'm in Denmark as well, and as ar as I know, it's only saturday here x3
But I may be too not-drunk-enough to understand even the simplest concept of calenders...
User avatar #107 to #99 - princebroken (10/06/2012) [-]
i wish i didnt live where i am Florida sucks man...
User avatar #113 to #107 - dingojohn (10/06/2012) [-]
whats wrong with florida man ?
User avatar #110 to #107 - gnifle (10/06/2012) [-]
Can't be that bad.... Can it?
I'd love to live in Florida :P
User avatar #112 to #110 - dingojohn (10/06/2012) [-]
heh, danish bronnies
User avatar #114 to #112 - gnifle (10/06/2012) [-]
Yes?
But dude, get to bed XD
User avatar #118 to #114 - dingojohn (10/06/2012) [-]
...




okay
User avatar #121 to #118 - gnifle (10/06/2012) [-]
Oh, gawd, I'd love to see your face when you realize this thread has been going on in the morning!
#166 to #121 - dingojohn (10/06/2012) [-]
well, **** ..

drunk me is really weird.
User avatar #167 to #166 - gnifle (10/06/2012) [-]
If that ← is actual face when... Holy heck, that's hilarious x'D
#168 to #167 - dingojohn (10/07/2012) [-]
That was pretty much it.. Sober me was pretty surprised to see how bad my typing was.   
   
I'm not drunk tonight by the way !
That was pretty much it.. Sober me was pretty surprised to see how bad my typing was.

I'm not drunk tonight by the way !
User avatar #169 to #168 - gnifle (10/07/2012) [-]
Well, it sounded like a pretty epic night XD Who cares about spelling anyways :P
User avatar #170 to #169 - dingojohn (10/07/2012) [-]
It wasn't exactly epic, but it was pretty cool. Saw a lot of people I haven't seen in a while, and made some people I dislike, dislike me back. Spent too much money on beer though, as you might have guessed :)
User avatar #171 to #170 - gnifle (10/07/2012) [-]
Beer part seemed kinda obvious :3
The other parts sounded.. well, like how you spent a good night in town :P
User avatar #172 to #171 - dingojohn (10/07/2012) [-]
Had fun, spent money, got drunk, was hung over.

**** was so cash ! (no.. just no)
User avatar #173 to #172 - gnifle (10/07/2012) [-]
Heh, at least you didn't just spend your friday at home like I did -.-"
User avatar #174 to #173 - dingojohn (10/07/2012) [-]
Pretty much spent my entire week at home.. i'm unemployed you see.

And most of my friends have moved to random places around the country.
Also, spending the night at home has it advantages.. No randomly spent money, no hangovers.. And lots of gaming!
User avatar #98 to #96 - sasyboncho (10/06/2012) [-]
Are you slightly inebriated tonight, by any chance?
User avatar #101 to #98 - gnifle (10/06/2012) [-]
More likely drunk... Don't worry, I'll get him home XD
User avatar #100 to #98 - dingojohn (10/06/2012) [-]
The pint is, I have to take a **** and I'm bored as hell.. Also, I need sexual contact with a girl..


Like, seriously... And I'm huingry!
User avatar #106 to #100 - jeyfman (10/06/2012) [-]
sex with pint,
eat girl
sell your ****
????
profit!!!
User avatar #115 to #106 - dingojohn (10/06/2012) [-]
if oly it was that simpel !
User avatar #109 to #106 - sasyboncho (10/06/2012) [-]
Wut
User avatar #104 to #100 - sasyboncho (10/06/2012) [-]
Just.. Stick to Danish or Denmarkanese or whatever the **** .
User avatar #105 to #104 - dingojohn (10/06/2012) [-]
I'l stick to the bathjroom for the next 10 minutes, then Im going to sleeep!
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User avatar #117 to #108 - dingojohn (10/06/2012) [-]
because I had to take a **** .. because my ******* was full........ of *****

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