Side-Blotched Lizard. I'm blue da ba dee da ba die.. Lizard The has has three torrent male types who all use different tactics: The mange , blue , and yellow th
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Side-Blotched Lizard

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die.

Lizard
The has has three torrent male types who all use different tactics:
The mange , blue , and yellow throated.
The may is pumped with and his main focus is to have a huge
territory and as many females as possible. h he will pretest the females. he doesnt ferm
shag er bug lasting bonds with anti dyf them, can beat the blue threatens male get his
wring.
The blue throated male is smaller, has less testt: in him, and only has at Emmy big
h fer we female whom he forms a strong band with., Like the wage throated male he
will protect her and try to tklt eff attackers until she' s safe.
Lastly there' s the yellow. threatned male whee seine closely resembles the females' and has he
territory tta his mum. He lives in the outskirts at the Orange threated male' s territory where he
with the females. Because the wage threatens mate doesnt spend much time
with the females they em; ha around territory and have he problem mating with another
male. The female who has bcm ed with a blue tamatea male however doesnt want ta be
to him and will tum the yellow threaten! dawn.
So it is like is game tyt : Change beats blue. blue beats yellow, and geller
beats mmg.
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#233 - outoftotalrange (10/20/2012) [-]
Orange , just like the cat :)
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#222 - bronybrandongunn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#221 - chuffberry (10/06/2012) [-]
related fact: if a male cuttlefish is too small to attract a mate, he will change his colors and disguise himself as a female, then go up to a large male that already has a mate. the large male won't turn down the opportunity to have two females, so he will start mating with the male in disguise. while the large male is doing this, the small male mates with the large male's female.
User avatar #220 - senorfrog (10/06/2012) [-]
I'm either yellow or blue. I am not for sure.
User avatar #217 - crazysexyhorse (10/06/2012) [-]
But...what if the yellow one's resemblance is too close to the female?
#224 to #217 - nathiuz (10/06/2012) [-]
sohowyoudoin'?
sohowyoudoin'?
#218 to #217 - anthonyh (10/06/2012) [-]
He gets raped by the orange one.
User avatar #216 - evilanakie ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
what about green the loner who doesnt even try yet somehow gets the girl anyway out of pity
or purple
who is fabulous
#211 - anonymous (10/06/2012) [-]
Now make one with ********
#208 - draezeth (10/06/2012) [-]
True Blue.
True Blue.
User avatar #207 - francisbangem (10/06/2012) [-]
yellow is me..
User avatar #206 - mrblueftw (10/06/2012) [-]
five girls like me three in florida two in california.

and im just sitting here masturbating.
#205 - sathrax (10/06/2012) [-]
THE LEARNING! THE UNBEARABLE LEARNING!
#200 - pineappletime (10/06/2012) [-]
and then there's these guys, the whiptail lizards. they're all females that reproduce asexually but like to tongue each other because ******** .
#199 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/06/2012) [-]
And then there's me.   
My territory circle can only hold me, mostly because I'm too 						*******					 fat for anyone else to fit in.
And then there's me.
My territory circle can only hold me, mostly because I'm too ******* fat for anyone else to fit in.
#203 to #199 - captnpl (10/06/2012) [-]
At least there's always room for another ******* .
#198 - Loststorm (10/06/2012) [-]
For anybody who's curious, this was made by Humon on Deviantart.
http: // humon. You need to login to view this link
Along with plenty other awesome stuff that she makes.
User avatar #197 - screwyouman (10/06/2012) [-]
Where is this from?
User avatar #209 to #197 - draezeth (10/06/2012) [-]
Humon on deviantART.
User avatar #195 - exclamation (10/06/2012) [-]
I'm the yellow one; I am a frail and I'm a pansy.
User avatar #194 - tanisrapedmygoat (10/06/2012) [-]
how is this funny?
User avatar #192 - splatterfest (10/06/2012) [-]
I am defiantly Blue then, just haven't found "the one" I guess.....:(
User avatar #231 to #192 - defiantly (10/07/2012) [-]
You probably meant to use "definitely".
User avatar #202 to #192 - tikledpikle (10/06/2012) [-]
she's out there. we blues must be patient.
User avatar #210 to #202 - draezeth (10/06/2012) [-]
Blue pride.
#223 to #190 - anonymous (10/06/2012) [-]
Satellite pride.
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