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#14 - Skrufymunky
Reply +212
(10/05/2012) [-]
And then there's that one ****** with only binoculars....
#228 to #14 - anon
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(10/06/2012) [-]
and then there's the other useless ****** with the mine detector
#253 to #228 - atoaster
Reply +3
(10/06/2012) [-]
And the one with binoculars is watching him sweep for mines.... at a distance.
#203 to #14 - EdwardNigma
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(10/05/2012) [-]
Mine didn't have them. Instead, they had this one cocky tool standing with his pistol in one arm and rifle in the other. That wasn't what made him useless, it was the way he was standing. Here is a diagram that will almost certainly be ruined when I post the comment but you get the gist.

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Seriously, it was like he was ASKING to be ******* shot in the head. There was another similar one that looked like it was running or something, I was never sure but it was max retarded. Also asking to be shot.
#25 to #14 - omenaaa
Reply +224
(10/05/2012) [-]
That was always my commander. General Binoculars.
#247 to #25 - lastsamurai
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(10/06/2012) [-]
We put hundreds of them up, with tanks too. Dark green vs light green.
It didn't matter **** how many you had put up, the first one to push the other soldiers colour out wins.
#33 to #25 - gokombwantu
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(10/05/2012) [-]
I did the exact opposite.
I always thought he was a useless bastards, looking at some chicks boobs through his binoculars while all his green plastic bros died around him. I bet he felt bad when he got home, real bad. Drinks himself into a depression fuelled by the thought that they all died while all he did was stare at some pointless section of my bedroom wall while the fight raged around him. I bet the drinking cost him his family and his job and eventually his life.
Or maybe im reading too much into this?
#194 to #33 - anon
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(10/05/2012) [-]
None of my green armyguys ever died.
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