Army Men IRL. yea!.. And then there's that one with only binoculars....
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User avatar #14 - Skrufymunky (10/05/2012) [-]
And then there's that one ****** with only binoculars....
User avatar #203 to #14 - EdwardNigma (10/05/2012) [-]
Mine didn't have them. Instead, they had this one cocky tool standing with his pistol in one arm and rifle in the other. That wasn't what made him useless, it was the way he was standing. Here is a diagram that will almost certainly be ruined when I post the comment but you get the gist.

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Seriously, it was like he was ASKING to be ******* shot in the head. There was another similar one that looked like it was running or something, I was never sure but it was max retarded. Also asking to be shot.
#228 to #14 - John Cena (10/06/2012) [-]
and then there's the other useless ****** with the mine detector
User avatar #253 to #228 - atoaster (10/06/2012) [-]
And the one with binoculars is watching him sweep for mines.... at a distance.
User avatar #25 to #14 - omenaaa (10/05/2012) [-]
That was always my commander. General Binoculars.
User avatar #33 to #25 - gokombwantu (10/05/2012) [-]
I did the exact opposite.
I always thought he was a useless bastards, looking at some chicks boobs through his binoculars while all his green plastic bros died around him. I bet he felt bad when he got home, real bad. Drinks himself into a depression fuelled by the thought that they all died while all he did was stare at some pointless section of my bedroom wall while the fight raged around him. I bet the drinking cost him his family and his job and eventually his life.
Or maybe im reading too much into this?
#194 to #33 - John Cena (10/05/2012) [-]
None of my green armyguys ever died.
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#247 to #25 - lastsamurai (10/06/2012) [-]
We put hundreds of them up, with tanks too. Dark green vs light green.
It didn't matter **** how many you had put up, the first one to push the other soldiers colour out wins.
#222 to #7 - bulbakip (10/05/2012) [-]
*******		 bugs man
******* bugs man
User avatar #63 - usmcoorah (10/05/2012) [-]
Hey do you guys think that since The Marines are letting gay people in now, that the Navy will start letting straight people in?
#67 to #63 - John Cena (10/05/2012) [-]
M.A.R.I.N.E.
Moron
Awaiting
Ride
In
Navy
Eqipment
#69 to #67 - usmcoorah (10/05/2012) [-]
haha nice I havent heard that one.

But does the Navy get dress blues? No sir they do not.
#78 to #67 - mattoland (10/05/2012) [-]
i heard:
M.A.R.I.N.E
Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Expected
User avatar #197 to #78 - thessalonaki (10/05/2012) [-]
I heard

M.A.R.I.N.E
My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment
User avatar #92 to #63 - scotlandspie (10/05/2012) [-]
do you think the air force will let men in?
User avatar #100 to #92 - usmcoorah (10/05/2012) [-]
I'm not sure man. I'm not fully aware of their requirements, try calling your closest Airforce recruiter and ask them.
User avatar #101 to #63 - princebroken (10/05/2012) [-]
oh god yes
#189 to #63 - sefercil (10/05/2012) [-]
can't stop laughing <3
#111 to #63 - defeats (10/05/2012) [-]
I've heard this a couple of times before, but I still love it, and it kills me, thank you.
I've heard this a couple of times before, but I still love it, and it kills me, thank you.
User avatar #165 to #63 - svbeansv (10/05/2012) [-]
I swear I'm the only straight navy man in my entire fleet.
#73 to #63 - Ulmer (10/05/2012) [-]
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#167 - jokersaysamuseme (10/05/2012) [-]
"Sigh...Can you hurry up and take the picture, Jack? Grenade launchers are heavy as **** you know?"
#168 to #167 - jokersaysamuseme (10/05/2012) [-]
"Yeah man, this laucher ain't getting any lighter."
#169 to #168 - jokersaysamuseme (10/05/2012) [-]
"Yeah, bro, COME ON! Let's go already. I don't know even know how long this gernade can last for after you take the pin out."
#172 to #170 - jokersaysamuseme (10/05/2012) [-]
"...You're holding the safety down right?"
#173 to #172 - jokersaysamuseme (10/05/2012) [-]
Lol. "Nope..."
#175 to #173 - jokersaysamuseme (10/05/2012) [-]
"WHAT THE **** MAN?! Everyone, get d-!"
#176 to #175 - jokersaysamuseme (10/05/2012) [-]
"I'm KIDDING! I'm kidding! I am holding it down! But let's make sure you guys make me keep it that way.

...

Oh, by the way, John, you never gave me that 20 bucks back."
#180 to #176 - jokersaysamuseme (10/05/2012) [-]
"You gotta be kidding me! You set this up so I gave you your money back? Fine, I'll give it to you know. Let me just put this down and I-"
#182 to #180 - jokersaysamuseme (10/05/2012) [-]
"Nah man, I don't need of all it now. I just need some of it."
#183 to #182 - jokersaysamuseme (10/05/2012) [-]
"...Well how much then?"
#184 to #183 - jokersaysamuseme (10/05/2012) [-]
" 'Bout tree fiddy."
#122 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #136 to #122 - princebroken (10/05/2012) [-]
soure?
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#130 - Formus ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
bored in iraq? lemme play you song of my people! (on the rocket launcher)
User avatar #52 - foelkera (10/05/2012) [-]
Nobody liked the two dead guys you got in every package.
User avatar #113 to #52 - disies (10/05/2012) [-]
Dead ones?...You mean i mostly destroy all my army men to pretend a real war for NOTHING!?


Well **** ...
#140 to #52 - gabrielbelmont (10/05/2012) [-]
i thought they were soldiers in prone....
User avatar #53 to #52 - holycrapimacupcake (10/05/2012) [-]
I used them from time to time. When I was making POW camps...
#61 to #52 - murpmurp ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
I never got dead Ones.. i had to make my own with a knife and a lighter.2
I never got dead Ones.. i had to make my own with a knife and a lighter.2
#18 - sidathon (10/05/2012) [-]
OMG those are the exact figures I had as a child.... reminds me of the endless hours I played by myself and with friends. Glorious times!
#112 to #18 - kivrank (10/05/2012) [-]
I can also remember the countless times i have played with myself.
#26 to #18 - insanefreak (10/05/2012) [-]
I grew up.

But I still have them.
And sometimes even, I dare look at them and think about the days gone by, the innocence of my childhood, without being pressed for work, studies, whatnot.. When the only things you had to worry about was stealing cookies out of the jar without alerting your mother..

Aaaaah.



...

......
I just recalled, I had a bloody 2 978 soldiers, 121 tanks, 12 old planes (propelled), 24 jets, 7 helicopters, and that huge base with a few cannons that shot out those plastic darts..
Suddenly, I feel like I need to go fight a world war. Anyone with me? Bring your toy soldiers! WE SHALL CONQUER EARTH!
User avatar #28 to #26 - shaddz (10/05/2012) [-]
I am 25 but I still have mine upstairs in my spare room, my fiance is working and I have a day off so you know what, I would gladly lend my forces to the cause!
User avatar #37 to #26 - bronynexgen (10/05/2012) [-]
I have a bunch of American Revolution figures. OUR BAYONETS SHALL BLOCK OUT THE SUN!!
User avatar #34 to #26 - ISRjustgun (10/05/2012) [-]
I'm 15, and sadly, I only have 3 in my drawer, but, the more the merrier right?
#51 to #26 - datrage (10/05/2012) [-]
i got 2 tanks 1 jet and 600 green and light green 600 tan and grey and yellow and one boat yea a green battleship that floats where do you live ill come to you
User avatar #3 - Gralla (10/05/2012) [-]
Me and my brother were just playing Army Men 3D for Ps1 not that long ago. Brings back the memories.
User avatar #19 to #3 - exarzero (10/05/2012) [-]
The second one was good too. I had them on 64... I STILL have them actually, and still play.

When we have working controllers.
#6 to #3 - schnizel (10/05/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that game, better then 			****		 we play now.
Oh I remember that game, better then **** we play now.
User avatar #8 to #6 - karvarausku ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
It sure had bigger maps than now days fps...
But that's why I like playing rpg games more...
#39 to #6 - John Cena (10/05/2012) [-]
HURR DURR EVERYTHING TODAY SUCKS

Stop it, it's getting tiring
#199 - ningenpoop (10/05/2012) [-]
The guy crouching was always my favorite, good times
The guy crouching was always my favorite, good times
#154 - xxechoesxx (10/05/2012) [-]
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#81 - reespawn (10/05/2012) [-]
anyone?
#163 to #81 - dbanks (10/05/2012) [-]
I just nostalgia'd all over my keyboard.
User avatar #166 to #81 - timtimjamboree (10/05/2012) [-]
i have so many feels right now. thank u for uploading this.
#105 to #81 - Dwarf (10/05/2012) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #1381472 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** MFW playing that game
#206 - lcknightswill (10/05/2012) [-]
Good Job Op...Good Job.
Good Job Op...Good Job.
#201 - reactlon (10/05/2012) [-]
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#104 - Prada (10/05/2012) [-]
Did you put a filter on this? Because it looks like you put a filter on this. Nonetheless that's epic.
Did you put a filter on this? Because it looks like you put a filter on this. Nonetheless that's epic.
User avatar #125 to #104 - trollinginthedeepp (10/05/2012) [-]
It's called a vignette
User avatar #161 - archosaurusrev (10/05/2012) [-]
>Army men
>Actually Army, not USMC or AF

Well done.
#143 - treynificent (10/05/2012) [-]
I never understood the green army man who always had his gun up.I always though he had to crawl but then he would look like a idiot cause his face was on the ground and he wouldnt do a thing.   
   
Pic has pie
I never understood the green army man who always had his gun up.I always though he had to crawl but then he would look like a idiot cause his face was on the ground and he wouldnt do a thing.

Pic has pie
User avatar #146 to #143 - crazyeyedbioll (10/05/2012) [-]
I always thought he was charging with his bayonet
#152 to #143 - zefwolffs (10/05/2012) [-]
I always put him up in the front in the several thousands of mini battles that i made couse it looked like he was shot or something like that?
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User avatar #144 to #143 - Sabre (10/05/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure he's wading through water or some-such.
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#57 - loneranger (10/05/2012) [-]
**loneranger rolled a random image posted in comment #176 at Poke' Breeding ** MFW I've never played with army men and I'm in the Army.
#64 to #57 - John Cena (10/05/2012) [-]
Focus on your job, then.
User avatar #72 to #64 - loneranger (10/05/2012) [-]
Yes ma'am.
User avatar #48 - mrsteamer (10/05/2012) [-]
I had so many army men across my room it looked like the beaches of Normandy.
#16 - mcdubwise (10/05/2012) [-]
Army quote time:   
The Air Force gets the money,    
   
The Navy gets food galore.    
   
The Marines get all the pictures,    
   
While the Army fights the war.
Army quote time:
The Air Force gets the money,

The Navy gets food galore.

The Marines get all the pictures,

While the Army fights the war.
User avatar #44 to #16 - uhidk (10/05/2012) [-]
food galore?

count me in.
User avatar #62 to #16 - usmcoorah (10/05/2012) [-]
I actually havent heard that one, too bad Marines are always first to fight and see the worst of it, Army does the occupation.

ARMY = Arent Ready for the Marines Yet.
User avatar #29 to #16 - IamEllis (10/05/2012) [-]
what about the coastguard? =(
User avatar #17 to #16 - exarzero (10/05/2012) [-]
With friends in all branches, I hate quotes like these.
People fail to realize the air force, and navy, also fight on the ground...
And that the Marines take the most deaths of any branch.

These are just made up to get more people to join a branch.
User avatar #24 to #17 - LtMcG ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
No . . . no at all. They are made up so we can poke fun at each other. Do you honestly think anyone believes these "quotes"?
Same team. Same fight.
User avatar #58 to #24 - mrblatherblather (10/05/2012) [-]
Thank you! I always thought it was weird when people took these things seriously. They've obviously never been around military folk if they don't get that kind of humor
#56 to #24 - boxinabox (10/05/2012) [-]
im not in the army, but i think i'll take my chances and follow the Lt
#40 to #24 - John Cena (10/05/2012) [-]
i know i dont belong here but im just gonna settle in...
User avatar #23 to #17 - HappyBus (10/05/2012) [-]
these quotes arent advertisements. its pride. if we didn't have that rivalry then all our branches would get complacent and they would all suck.
except the air force... they will always suck.
User avatar #70 to #23 - usmcoorah (10/05/2012) [-]
Dude..I dont even think it can be counted how many times the Airforce has saved our asses or the Army's asses. Yeah they might not be as physically fit, but air support in a war is crucial. Without the Airforce we would be screwedm we have one of the best in the world.


Merica.
User avatar #32 to #23 - exarzero (10/05/2012) [-]
I hate to say it, but I have seen first hand the negatives these can have.

And wait what? The Air force will always suck? This is why this things piss me off.
My buddy in the AF's job is to Para-Drop in enemy lines to get other guys out. Dead or alive.

That does not suck in the least.

You suck.
User avatar #41 to #32 - LtMcG ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
Kid . . . like honestly, do you think we are in the least bit serious about what we say about the other branches? Jesus Christ this ******* generation doesn't understand critical satire.
User avatar #156 to #41 - exarzero (10/05/2012) [-]
I am older than you might think.

And it is my friends in the Military I am defending here. After losing friends I don't like hearing your chicken **** excuses to poke fun at each other. **** you "kid".
User avatar #254 to #156 - HappyBus (10/06/2012) [-]
i too am in the military. and your friends would laugh in your face for being a pussy **** for wanting the branches to get along. if we dont get along then theres competition and rivalry between us, which makes each branch even stronger than if we all held hands and agreed to a single standard.
its much better this way.
User avatar #174 to #156 - LtMcG ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
Son, I am in the military. I know what I am talking about. Your so called "friends" would also know what I am talking about.
User avatar #49 to #32 - HappyBus (10/05/2012) [-]
what did i just say? what did i JUST say!?
User avatar #20 to #16 - ishalltroll (10/05/2012) [-]
Except the Marines have been the shocktroops of any military campaign since 91', fighting the battles while the armytrain rolls behind them.
#224 to #20 - John Cena (10/05/2012) [-]
CoD thought you that?
User avatar #262 to #224 - ishalltroll (10/06/2012) [-]
No, in fact searching for references and information on any conflicts since then taught me that anon.
User avatar #65 to #20 - LtMcG ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
*Armor*
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