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I broke my brothers arm while
pretending to be Scorpion from
Mortal Kombat. Ni/ e couldn' t tell
my parents we were playing
Mortal Kombat because they
would think video games were a
bad influence and they' d take I u,, t/''
them away. .-satr". f
So we told them we were acting
out a scene from The Bible,
hoping they' d take that away.
watch my hour special fer free CE / firesquire
pretending to be Scorpion from
Mortal Kombat. Ni/ e couldn' t tell
my parents we were playing
Mortal Kombat because they
would think video games were a
bad influence and they' d take I u,, t/''
them away. .-satr". f
So we told them we were acting
out a scene from The Bible,
hoping they' d take that away.
watch my hour special fer free CE / firesquire
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if my family werent' so religious I'd Facebook the SHIT outta this
Is there a part in the Bible that specifically promotes violence? Let's be honest with ourselves, Mortal Combat obviously does whether it be directly or indirectly.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the Bible ask to keep from violence.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the Bible ask to keep from violence.
Kings 2:23
Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you bald head! Go up, you bald head!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the Lord. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you bald head! Go up, you bald head!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the Lord. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
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fuckponiseatcaviar (10/05/2012) [+]
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<--------------- Explain this shit
<--------------- Explain this shit
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leninegayftw (10/05/2012) [-]
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One time i googled "Is god real?" and clicked the first yahoo answers result that came up. Oh god it was terrible.
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leninegayftw (10/05/2012) [+]
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