It's Impossible. 100% OC. Just made it in paint.. i manage to isse everything, my keys, my wallet, my phone, the remotes, even my backpack seems to get away fro
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It's Impossible

100% OC. Just made it in paint.

i manage to isse everything, my keys,
my wallet, my phone, the remotes, even
my backpack seems to get away from
me. But the one thing that i can' t seem to
get away from, no matter how hard i try, is
my ******* virginity.
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Submitted: 10/04/2012
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#2 - lordlucifer ONLINE (10/04/2012) [+] (27 replies)
its not all that great , really  if i could i would decide to be a virgin now and lose it to whome i fall in love with .
its not all that great , really if i could i would decide to be a virgin now and lose it to whome i fall in love with .
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User avatar #27 to #25 - ROFL (10/05/2012) [-]
damnit mona get your **** together
User avatar #22 - martycamp (10/05/2012) [-]
You think you're virgining hard? I saw my first vagina in person yesterday.


It was preserved in a glass jar.
User avatar #57 - blackleather (10/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Lets look at the pattern here.

Do you TRY to lose your backpack? No.

Do you TRY to lose your keys? No.

Do you TRY to lose your wallet? No.

Moral of the story, stop trying and just don't give a **** .
#9 - infinitereaper (10/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Don't worry OP, one day you will and it will be glorious.
#68 - theorangefox (10/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
The problem is that most of you are all young horny teenagers who just want to rush it, or gain approval from your peers. Funny enough I spoke to someone around my age who lost his v-card around the age of 16 or whatever.

The first thing he said to me is "I wish I could go back in time and lose it again, or wait." To have that feel must really suck, which is why I'm waiting for the right partner to come along, it could happen at 25 (i'm 20 now) but good things come to those who wait.
#98 - thegreenbutton (10/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
What op would be when he first has it
User avatar #84 - swatlowkey (10/05/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Lost mine at 18 with my girlfriend at the time, that was month 2 of our 9 month relationship, and since than (im 19) i have had sex with 7 other girls. It turned me into a man whore because that pussy was good. Best part after me and her broke up, her best friend (8/10) who i've known for 2 years got together.
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#88 - ducksquak (10/05/2012) [-]
no one dies a virgin, life ***** us all
-Kurt Cobain
User avatar #115 - thechosenwon ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
" ******* "..."Virginity"
Clever choice of words there, OP.
User avatar #7 - duggiefresh (10/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
lost mine 8 days ago to a girl i met that day. not gonna lie, it feels good but also over hyped a lil. kinda wish i was with a girl i cared about and had more passion.
#1 - theyellowfj (10/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Well it won't be 						*******					 if it's your virginity now, will it?
Well it won't be ******* if it's your virginity now, will it?
#116 - haunterbrony **User deleted account** (10/05/2012) [-]
You think that's hard? Try to get rid of flies during summer.
You think that's hard? Try to get rid of flies during summer.
User avatar #113 - pianoasis (10/05/2012) [-]
Not really funny. At all.
#24 - mattymc ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
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#130 - dengekisushi (10/05/2012) [+] (25 replies)
All of my friends are spitting out babies at nineteen/twenty years old and here I am still a virgin yet to reach second base.
All of my friends are spitting out babies at nineteen/twenty years old and here I am still a virgin yet to reach second base.
User avatar #12 - kennydh (10/05/2012) [-]
Correction.. your *********** virginity..
#4 - idividedbyzero (10/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I've had sex and I don't regret having it, I just wished I had it with someone else. She was kinda loose, so I was the one saying, "Is it in?"    
Good luck in your endeavors for finding the pussy.
I've had sex and I don't regret having it, I just wished I had it with someone else. She was kinda loose, so I was the one saying, "Is it in?"
Good luck in your endeavors for finding the pussy.
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