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So I had been staying at my girlfriends
house for around a month now. I' m abit of a
neat freak so one day I noticed my
toothbrush had been moved around tho I
didn' t use it out of fear that her brother had
messed around with it. I go back a day later
to check on it again and saw a brown
smudge on the handle, was this shit! I get
angry and start to plot my revenge. The next
day I head over to my grandfathers house
and get some Ghost Chilie extract, the
hottest in the world! one drop can
overpower any dish, this stuff kills. I applied
drops to the toothbrush handle and
waited. Turns out it was my ' s 12 year old
sister who had been using it as a dildo
because she had a massive crush on me.
she spent 2 days in hospital with major
burns to the anus. I felt awful but I had to
l Posta