Heilo 4. Credit to shad ^^.. Heil Master Chiefthler! master chief Nazi adolf funny Cats are rapeable
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#5 - westwalts (10/04/2012) [-]
Heil Master Chiefthler!
User avatar #3 - supamonkey (10/04/2012) [-]
Kill 6,000,000 Covenant: 45 GP
User avatar #1 - schneidend (10/04/2012) [-]
Wait, weren't the Covenant coming to kick OUR asses for not being part of their crazy space religion?
User avatar #11 to #1 - gustaforce (10/05/2012) [-]
actually the human covenant war happened because the humans are forerunner and the prophets thought thought that if this was made common knowledge throughout the covenant it would break it. So they decided to wipe us out before news spread
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User avatar #17 to #12 - The Last Templar (10/05/2012) [-]
Humans are not Forerunners. The Covenant scanned the planet Harvest, and their database said what they thought to mean "Reclamation" and that they were to reclaim the planets and relics from us. What they didn't know, was that the computer was labeling us as the "Reclaimers". The Prophets realized that they had ****** up big time, and labeled us as heretics and blasphemers to cover it up.
User avatar #15 to #12 - kuthar (10/05/2012) [-]
Well no. The forerunners killed all life when stuff like the elites humans jackals and grunts were already in the civilization age, buuuuuuuut... the forerunners killed everything thus saving life in the galaxy! They took genetic samples of ever species discovered and then once the rings were fired and the flood was gone (for the most part) they cloned all life back into the galaxy. This included themselves remade as the human race.

TL:DR We are their clones.
User avatar #18 to #15 - The Last Templar (10/05/2012) [-]
Actually, the humans were an altogether different race from the Forerunners, they interacted with one another quite frequently
User avatar #19 to #18 - kuthar (10/05/2012) [-]
Hmm, but halo origins showed... oh wait, **** nvm your probably right most of what I know is based around the unsc covenant war.
User avatar #20 to #19 - The Last Templar (10/05/2012) [-]
Thats fine. In Halo: Cryptum it describes what happened in great detail, including a massive war between the original human empire, and the forerunners.
User avatar #21 to #20 - kuthar (10/05/2012) [-]
Gotta read that, all I have read is a very old fall of reach book (its out of date and has the original xbox logo on the back), contact harvets (sad ending bro) and ghost of onyx (badass/uber sad ending).
User avatar #31 to #21 - lordcommandersnow (11/24/2012) [-]
Favorite part of that is when one of the SPARTAN 2s, cant remember which, punches a Hunter in the face and literally the entire battlefield stops to watch it
User avatar #33 to #31 - lordcommandersnow (11/24/2012) [-]
Still punches a ******* Hunter in the gut. Its pretty awesome
User avatar #32 to #31 - kuthar (11/24/2012) [-]
He punches it in the gut. He kinda just sits there for a minute just punch strait through his stomach.
User avatar #4 to #1 - MaelRadec (10/04/2012) [-]
that was the reason? well that explains a lot... and yet we still kicked their ass.... seems legit
User avatar #8 to #4 - lordcommandersnow (10/05/2012) [-]
BARELY WON THE HUMAN-COVENANT WAR. BARELY. We lost so many planets and people, billions of human lives lost and we only won because the Prophets ****** up and pissed off the Elites. Which one should never do
User avatar #14 to #8 - kuthar (10/05/2012) [-]
Humans only won because of the events at the ark.
User avatar #28 to #14 - MaelRadec (10/07/2012) [-]
yet they won
User avatar #29 to #28 - kuthar (10/07/2012) [-]
Barely, the covenant was on our door step and could have glassed earth if they wanted to. The only reason they didn't was because of the portal to the ark, where they nearly set off the rings if it had not been for the flood crashing high charity there.
User avatar #25 to #8 - MaelRadec (10/05/2012) [-]
human for the win!
User avatar #27 to #4 - kuthar (10/07/2012) [-]
Dude... they were winning and lost only because of bad luck and a civil war in the covenant.
User avatar #16 - kuthar (10/05/2012) [-]
11 ft tall warrior race being bossed around by 5-6 ft tall puny humans... seems legit.
User avatar #6 - smokedmeatlog (10/04/2012) [-]
i hope they know they didn't use the Nazi Swastika, thats one often used for Religion.
#26 - acustalow (10/07/2012) [-]
FICKEN NOOOOOBS!!!!!
User avatar #23 - butterypie (10/05/2012) [-]
Not only was this posted in the Halojunk channel a while back, but Shad comics have been being posted way too much.
#30 to #23 - feels (11/03/2012) [-]
I really dont give a 			****		. go hang yourself in your parents closet.
I really dont give a **** . go hang yourself in your parents closet.
#22 - frickbot (10/05/2012) [-]
thats the way it needs to be.
#10 - anon (10/05/2012) [-]
stop reposting comics from shadbase. this is the third freakin one in a week
#7 - anon (10/05/2012) [-]
the swastikas are backwards
User avatar #2 - nighthawxx (10/04/2012) [-]
HEIL ZE MEISTER CHIEF
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