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The real survivor man

Taking a jab at the "almighty" Bear Grylls

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Submitted: 10/03/2012
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#24 - thumbeldore ONLINE (10/04/2012) [+] (15 replies)
The timing
The timing
#25 to #24 - thumbeldore ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
....going to be way off
....going to be way off
#108 - jeefko (10/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #132 - milkandmore (10/04/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Okay, I'm going to voice an opinion on Bear Grylls right now... Okay here it comes, you ready guys?

I like him. He seems to get a lot of stick for drinking his piss, eating bugs, doing things difficultly or dangerously. Ya know, he was either in or qualified for the SAS, one of the most difficult and demanding groups in the ******* world. He does all these 'stupid' things on the camera because 1) It's his job... duh and 2) He's always said that these are like last case scenarios, to show you what to do in the most difficult situations. If he had water, he's not going to drink his piss now is he? Also, he never said that he's a survival expert just that he is an adventurer.

If you watched other episodes, he shows you how to create shelter, places to sleep in trees or on the ground, how to collect fresh water and how to catch food. He's definitely not for everyone , I think that was proven after the episode where he was on a raft in the middle of the sea and gave himself an enema. But I for one think he's ******* brilliant.

Sorry for the really long comment.
#150 - azraelthemage ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
#160 - forasecond (10/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Les is a survival expert. He puts himself in situations that people normally find themselves in when lost and he shows you how to get out of them alive. And he does so with no camera crew.
Bear is an adventurer. He puts himself in the worst possible situations to show people how to get out of a tight squeeze.
I personally like Les because he's more realistic with his approach to survival and gives amazing advice.
#1 - thechosentroll (10/03/2012) [+] (12 replies)
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I'm pretty sure Grylls may be a real survival expert, but discorery only hired him to do disgusting stuff in front of the camera. I mean, half the time he goes"Hmmmmm, there's a blueberry bush here, but the berries may be poisonous. It's far safer to eat these bugs." and always makes sure that the first bite makes the bugs' guts squirt out and onto the camera.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to prepare my anus for the incoming hate.
#67 - dennisc (10/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#89 - silentnigga (10/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #142 - floppyturd (10/04/2012) [+] (5 replies)
bear only does drink his piss as a way to show if your in a bad situation as a last resort you can drink it i know he doesent have to but at least hes giving tips
#154 - archosaurusrev (10/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #54 - timelordeternal (10/04/2012) [+] (8 replies)
But.... but I like Bear Grylls.
User avatar #55 to #54 - angelodlt ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
yea but , I think survivor man is pretty cool guy.Eh survives and doesn't afraid of anything.
#198 - lonelyboy (10/04/2012) [-]
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#196 - sheeplviolator (10/04/2012) [+] (5 replies)
If you are in a situation where you are going to starve or die of dehydration you would be willing to do everything to survive, even if that means eating your own **** . Right now you might say "hurr dur I'd never drink my own pee, gross" but if you life depended on it you would do it no matter who you are.
#167 - InglushMayjur (10/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I played paintball with Les Stroud at Oklahoma D-Day!
Pic related, it's him with my "little" brother.
User avatar #126 - vizz (10/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Everytime someone talks about bear grylls, i just direct them to this guy who does the same thing without a full camera crew and helicopters
User avatar #129 to #126 - xapplemanx (10/04/2012) [-]
its not about the legitness, its about the entertainment, bear grylls does things that are new to the viewers and exciting.
User avatar #118 - splashdamage (10/04/2012) [-]
i give bear griylls props though for getting a elephant turd and squeeinging it until the fluids came into his mouth. dedication
#22 - therobsorensen (10/04/2012) [+] (16 replies)
I know lots of people on here like to hate on Bear because he gets help from his crew, but in the end the Man vs. Wild crew puts out a more entertaining show than Survivorman, and Bear has more personality than Les. I respect both guys a lot, but if you make me choose between the two, nine times out of ten I'm choosing Man vs. Wild. I'm so bummed it got cancelled.   
   
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I know lots of people on here like to hate on Bear because he gets help from his crew, but in the end the Man vs. Wild crew puts out a more entertaining show than Survivorman, and Bear has more personality than Les. I respect both guys a lot, but if you make me choose between the two, nine times out of ten I'm choosing Man vs. Wild. I'm so bummed it got cancelled.

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User avatar #227 - abovelawl (10/04/2012) [+] (15 replies)
I like Bear more, he show is more enjoyable, and he shows you how to survive better and in more situations, I don't care if a camera crew follows him he still puts on a better show
User avatar #231 to #227 - cornsnake (10/04/2012) [-]
That's one problem with Bear Grylls- he puts on a show. It's fun to watch Grylls jump off cliffs and swim across deep rivers, but Survivorman approaches things with the idea of actual survival in mind- he shows you how to survive, Grylls shows you how to look cool.
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