Best Pick Up Line. .. I dare to disagree with OP. this is a far better pickup line
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Submitted: 10/03/2012
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User avatar #137 - ddemiddon (10/08/2012) [-]
fml it took me 5 minutes to figure it out
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#122 - anonymous (10/04/2012) [-]
hurr durr mah truck is better than yerrrrs
User avatar #121 - hardekoning (10/04/2012) [-]
Sigh.... Americans....
#124 to #121 - anonymous (10/04/2012) [-]
Damn Americans and their work trucks!!! Who says they get to have vehicles which can do more than a car can because their jobs call for it. Man... **** Amreicans...
User avatar #118 - kangadoo (10/04/2012) [-]
some asshat is thumbing down all the comments on every post.
I'm thumbing back up as many as I can.
#116 - mrwatchman (10/04/2012) [-]
great title!!!
#114 - anonymous (10/04/2012) [-]
Worst pickup like ever! Dodge trucks blow there cheap peices, if it was a gmc topkick or ford f350 super duty line then it would be the best line ever
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#111 - josieabby (10/04/2012) [-]
Hey baby, if I was a truck, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.

Hey baby, if you were a truck, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

Hey baby, if you were a truck, I'd have to turn off your brights, because your headlights are blinding.

Hey baby, if you were a truck, I'd let you jump me.

Hey baby, if you were a truck, I'd definitely run up the mileage.

Hey baby, if you were a truck, I'd totally wreck you.

because corny "pickup" puns
User avatar #110 - brockster (10/04/2012) [-]
I was waiting for a gif to start...
#138 to #110 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
#107 - DamnWalmartBullets (10/04/2012) [-]
dodge is the ******* worst truck line up, ive seen countless dodges just sucking so much dick doing nothing more than driving
#105 - cmndrfatty (10/04/2012) [-]
Well done OP.. well done..
#103 - anonyone (10/04/2012) [-]
This is a good ol' classic Pickup line
#87 - vikingdan (10/04/2012) [-]
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#76 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (10/04/2012) [-]
Just putting it out there.
American utes are over sized pieces of **** in comparison.
User avatar #91 to #76 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (10/04/2012) [-]
I love how butt hurt Americans get when you bad mouth anything about the country, even if what you are saying is true.
Priceless.
User avatar #120 to #91 - Icedangel ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
Did you ever think that just maybe, it's cause they simply disagree with you because they enjoy their trucks?

It's got nothing to do about what you say about America and you. It's like saying 'Nutella tastes like ***** and getting thumbed down because people disagree. Does that mean their butt hurt about hazlenuts?

Just cause you include a country doesn't mean people are butt hurt about you saying something about it.
User avatar #125 to #120 - hazlenuts (10/04/2012) [-]
don't think anyone's ever been butthurt about me lol
User avatar #131 to #125 - Icedangel ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
I'm butthurt about you.

Trying to one up the cashew. Get in your place Hazlenuts, you belong in coffee nothing more.

Pompous nutty bastard.

Jk I love you.
User avatar #134 to #131 - hazlenuts (10/06/2012) [-]
I lol'd
User avatar #101 to #91 - crackerstacker (10/04/2012) [-]
im not saying im butt hurt. I like my chevy pick up just because its what i grew up with, drive and love. Im not saying i don't like all those really nice cars im just saying i like my truck.
User avatar #104 to #101 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (10/04/2012) [-]
My main problem with them is they are big and made to feel bigger than they are, not only that when you have 400 horse power you want the steering wheel to feel attached to the steering column.
User avatar #106 to #104 - crackerstacker (10/04/2012) [-]
i can see that but i would never drive anything else, given the choice to a truck. just because its my preferred choice and i see your complaints but thats how i like it.
User avatar #102 to #101 - crackerstacker (10/04/2012) [-]
oh and wrong truck for the best pick up line joke.
User avatar #95 to #91 - aoneoneverything (10/04/2012) [-]
Those have quite nice engines, who makes them again?
User avatar #97 to #95 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (10/04/2012) [-]
Not so good at work cars tho.
User avatar #96 to #95 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (10/04/2012) [-]
Chev, which is a good car company.
User avatar #98 to #96 - aoneoneverything (10/04/2012) [-]
ahh yes Chevy. thank you
User avatar #99 to #98 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (10/04/2012) [-]
Hey i never said the corvette was a bad car, beautiful engine which is very reliable.
User avatar #79 to #76 - devorezz ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
What is that? A vauxhall?
User avatar #78 to #76 - zetsumeitaka (10/04/2012) [-]
Is that a Holden?
User avatar #80 to #78 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (10/04/2012) [-]
indeed, it is a Maloo.
#71 - QuestionMarks (10/04/2012) [-]
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#81 to #71 - googlie (10/04/2012) [-]
why the **** did i watch this whole ******* thing......
User avatar #133 to #81 - QuestionMarks (10/05/2012) [-]
i just have the image


i don't think i've ever reached the end personally
User avatar #83 to #81 - polodowntothasocks (10/04/2012) [-]
your not alone brother
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