Are you ready?. Tags:. So my Flight was inexplicably delayed. The airport called my phone and told me that the my ht was going to depart 3 hours later than originally planned. Apparently l was the only one to receive that phone call because I was the only one to show up m the later my ht. Everyone else was put on to other thights., The en res ult... |' r' n the only motherfucker
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So my Flight was inexplicably delayed. The airport called my
phone and told me that the my ht was going to depart 3 hours
later than originally planned. Apparently l was the only one to
receive that phone call because I was the only one to show up m
the later my ht. Everyone else was put on to other thights., The en
res ult... |' r' n the only motherfucker on the plane [besides the High
attendant who is blaring Metallica over the FA after doing the
most hilariously manimal safety brief' ing),
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The pilot keeps asking, ‘are you ready to
Fucking fly?!?" hahaha this is amazing
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User avatar #59 - senselessness (10/03/2012) [-]
>be only one in plane except pilot and stewardesses
>fart
>pretend it wasn't you
#30 - ofwgbagelbites (10/03/2012) [-]
MFW the pilot comes over the intercom and yells "Allahu Ackbar!!!"
User avatar #43 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
pilot: ARE YOU READY TO GET HIGH??
#33 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (10/03/2012) [+] (4 replies)
If one of the fly attendants is a female....   
   
One way ticket to the Mile High Club
If one of the fly attendants is a female....

One way ticket to the Mile High Club
#73 - rikerwithit (10/03/2012) [-]
Lost it at: "Are you ready to fucking fly?!"
#437 - N. Korean citizen (10/03/2012) [+] (5 replies)
nice plot for a porno
#67 - musichead (10/03/2012) [-]
And then you learn that all the other people supposed to go on the plane were main characters from Final Destination...
#17 - Tatou (10/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Start a party (possibly hump the flight attendants even if they ugly)
Start a party (possibly hump the flight attendants even if they ugly)
#1 - aconfuseddonut (10/03/2012) [-]
10/10 fukken lol'd
10/10 fukken lol'd
#115 - toastedsnatch (10/03/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Are you ready to fucking fly?
#60 - shiftyscent (10/03/2012) [-]
I once got to fly as the only passenger on a small flight, MFW realizing this.
I once got to fly as the only passenger on a small flight, MFW realizing this.
User avatar #137 - stafeezy (10/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
would be funny if they told you that you still couldn't sit first class because you didn't upgrade.
#114 - protex (10/03/2012) [-]
READY. DOESN'T. EVEN. FUCKING. DESCRIBE IT!
READY. DOESN'T. EVEN. FUCKING. DESCRIBE IT!
User avatar #16 - silenceikillu (10/03/2012) [-]
Convince them to do a barrel roll
#178 - mynameisnotmike (10/03/2012) [-]
Had to.
User avatar #51 - symustafa (10/03/2012) [-]
Sounds like the beginning of a porn film.
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#182 - fizzor (10/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
What a lucky motherfucker. I am fucking jealous, because nothing that awesome never happens to me. MFW
User avatar #242 - BowChickaBowWow (10/03/2012) [-]
I'll bet that there's still a screaming kid in there somewhere.
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