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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#15 - anon id: 4478e8f7
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As a chick, I just want to say one thing- If I had a headache, I would totally say no to sex. It sucks, I know, but I have good reasons!
>But sex relieves headaches/pain
1. Sex (esp. w/ a poor lover, male or female) doesn't necessarily mean orgasm. It may mean being banged around repetitively for like 1-10 minutes.
2. If I have a headache, I want to lay in my bed in silence, not be touching/touched with moaning and stuff.

Personally, when I have pain, I tend to masturbate, because I tend to masturbate like every night. So, period aside, headache aside, I do it. But, it never ends well. Getting to the point of orgasm is painful/gross. It takes a lot longer to get turned on and to climax, maybe like 25 mins instead of 5-10 mins. It's just not pleasant. During the orgasm, yes, everything is lovely... It only lasts maybe 10 seconds or less. After, everything is worse. If I have a headache, it's intensified. If I have cramps, they get worse, and I get lower back pain.
But, headaches aren't an excuse to leave a lover horny and alone. Hand jobs/fingering exist for a reason. Blow jobs/ oral sex exist for a reason.
Also, women who have 'headaches' every night are awful. If they don't want to have sex with their spouse/lover/partner, they need to ******* sit down and figure out why. Maybe they're having a bad week. Maybe they're depressed. Maybe they have a low libido (and need medical care... pills or whatever). Maybe they don't like your lover anymore! Maybe the lover is bad in bed! Talk to them! Explain how to **** properly! Maybe either of them have gained/lost weight, or generally changed their look, and it's not good. People. Need. To. *******. Talk.


Sorry to rant. I know it's not exactly related to this post. I understand that the post is a a joke. It's actually a smart idea. I just think that men should know this. Sorry. Anonymous-ing for a reason.


I would post a .gif for your time, but anonymous accounts apparently can't. Sorry.

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#20 to #15 - hipsophobadon
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#25 to #20 - lucianakira
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It went from orgasms relieve headaches to people need to ******* talk to one another. It got derailed a little.
It went from orgasms relieve headaches to people need to ******* talk to one another. It got derailed a little.
User avatar #78 to #15 - Faz
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Sex is a natural pain killer so your argument is invalid.
#68 to #15 - pillowmeister
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"period aside"
User avatar #60 to #15 - endface
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While all of this is a very good point with good advice, I have to say that since everyone has a slightly different physiology, it cannot be made a generalization. I am a male, but I am not an ignorant ass, I listen to women because they provide the other side of the gender perspective. I hear back pain is common for females after orgasm as well as an intensified sensitivity to physical stimuli. However, the headache cure is due to a release of chemicals during sex itself. Sex involves a steadier flow of endorphin's caused by more than just physical stimuli.

My girlfriend suffered from an eating disorder when she was in her developmental stages, it has caused many health problems for her including a weaker immune system, a slower libido, fibromyalgia and over all a lot of hormone imbalances.

She also happens to be the kind of person who just goes slack during sex.
And if I bring up any problems with her she just gives me a face that is very unappealing.

So all in all, it's very important to listen to your partner, everyone has different things that make them feel good and help them reach climax. You just have to be very gentle/straight forward depending on who they are.

Communication is key to the success of anything you do.
#16 to #15 - Temari
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I'll post a .gif for you, anon!
I'll post a .gif for you, anon!
#26 to #15 - roflsaucer
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&gt;valid point   
&gt;posts as anon   
Dammit.   
   
Also, I would like to point out, its not the orgasm that dulls the pain of a headache or such, its the state of arousal. Your body's primary goal is to reproduce, so in order to accomplish that, endorphins are released in order to make it go smoother. For instance, when one has to go to the bathroom, if for whatever reason you're aroused, the need to go to the bathroom is suppressed and the sexual desire takes priority over the bathroom.
>valid point
>posts as anon
Dammit.

Also, I would like to point out, its not the orgasm that dulls the pain of a headache or such, its the state of arousal. Your body's primary goal is to reproduce, so in order to accomplish that, endorphins are released in order to make it go smoother. For instance, when one has to go to the bathroom, if for whatever reason you're aroused, the need to go to the bathroom is suppressed and the sexual desire takes priority over the bathroom.
User avatar #27 to #26 - roflsaucer
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I should learn to use pronouns. Redundant as ****.
>the bathroom
>the bathroom
and again
>the bathroom.
User avatar #34 to #27 - zombifier
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or make it a bit entertaining with synonyms
User avatar #64 to #26 - rokkarokkaali
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So, diarrhea can be countered with non stop masturbation?
User avatar #28 to #15 - ningyoaijin
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I was genuinely aroused at your comment...

I need to get laid ¬_¬
User avatar #19 to #15 - ticklemesoftly
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THERE ARE NO FEMALES ON THE INTERNET
#36 to #19 - hugsta
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This scene from sword art online sums it up nicely.
#31 - Fallenurc
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I learnt in my human biology class that having sex cures headaches and helps build better immune system.

Just throwing my 2 cents here, Also kissing helps keep your mouth clean by killing nasty bacteria and have a fresher breath.

-pic semi-related
User avatar #38 to #31 - neoexdeath
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So by that logic, at the rate I'm jacking off, I'm immortal.
#44 to #38 - adamks
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"Having sex"
User avatar #53 to #44 - anonomoz
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so its a matter of having sex activity, not orgasm
#59 to #53 - adamks
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Obviously.
User avatar #63 to #59 - enorus
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Why?
#65 to #63 - adamks
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Under the act of sex various hormones are released into your brain and body which activates certain parts of your immune system production, and the headache part is true with flaws, you see, there is no direct way that it relieves you of pain, it just lets you ignore the pain as your senses will be in play elsewhere. If your headache comes from dehydration, then the "sex as painkiller" will be a short relief.
User avatar #76 to #65 - enorus
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Thank you for your excellent answer.
#77 to #76 - adamks
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Not the least of worries, friend.
#70 to #38 - justjumi
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If your immune system can stop AIDS and bullets, sure, it'll make you immortal.
User avatar #81 to #70 - admiralen
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his immune system rapes aids virus
#32 - fourchaners
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#9 - friggy
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And Menstrual pain.
And Menstrual pain.
#21 to #9 - hipsophobadon
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#57 - beeradthelaw
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Having an orgasm is a natural cure for headaches.
Having an orgasm is a natural cure for headaches.
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#66 to #61 - anon id: d790d7e8
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dude she is in kindergarten...
#71 to #66 - verinenhimo **User deleted account**
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#73 to #71 - draxdiesel
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*police find child porn on your computer* &quot;this is from 2002, she's totally legal now!&quot;
*police find child porn on your computer* "this is from 2002, she's totally legal now!"
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#75 to #74 - draxdiesel
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i was only joking...
#11 - deantaylor
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as far as i am aware sex helps get rid of headaches.
User avatar #33 to #11 - huskycreeper
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Placebo effect.
User avatar #35 to #11 - biggydy
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Orgasms do, but sex doesn't. When you have a headache, try to masturbate (Or have sex, if you're lucky) and you'll see that while you're doing it the pain increases, until the orgasms, then you feel ******* awesome for 20 seconds or so, and then it starts to hurt again, but not so much like before.
User avatar #13 to #11 - YllekNayr
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(That's the point. The painkillers don't do ****, I imagine. It's just so the ladies will agree to sex, which will relieve the pain itself)
#29 - thundagawd
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Wouldn't the painkiller just numb everything and make it impossible to climax?
User avatar #39 to #29 - neoexdeath
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Like OP's ever made his woman cum.
User avatar #40 to #39 - odderotter
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OP has a woman?
User avatar #42 to #40 - neoexdeath
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Its called Futanari, and its not pleasant.
User avatar #46 to #42 - LegititmateKyle
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Not pleasant?
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User avatar #43 to #23 - unicornmangina
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finally somebody agrees with me on this
#18 - SenorButtPlug
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She won't even have to bite the pillow now.
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