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Not in the mood‘? Got a headache? Problem solved.
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Submitted: 10/02/2012
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#15 - Womens Study Major (10/03/2012) [+] (14 replies)
As a chick, I just want to say one thing- If I had a headache, I would totally say no to sex. It sucks, I know, but I have good reasons!
>But sex relieves headaches/pain
1. Sex (esp. w/ a poor lover, male or female) doesn't necessarily mean orgasm. It may mean being banged around repetitively for like 1-10 minutes.
2. If I have a headache, I want to lay in my bed in silence, not be touching/touched with moaning and stuff.

Personally, when I have pain, I tend to masturbate, because I tend to masturbate like every night. So, period aside, headache aside, I do it. But, it never ends well. Getting to the point of orgasm is painful/gross. It takes a lot longer to get turned on and to climax, maybe like 25 mins instead of 5-10 mins. It's just not pleasant. During the orgasm, yes, everything is lovely... It only lasts maybe 10 seconds or less. After, everything is worse. If I have a headache, it's intensified. If I have cramps, they get worse, and I get lower back pain.
But, headaches aren't an excuse to leave a lover horny and alone. Hand jobs/fingering exist for a reason. Blow jobs/ oral sex exist for a reason.
Also, women who have 'headaches' every night are awful. If they don't want to have sex with their spouse/lover/partner, they need to ******* sit down and figure out why. Maybe they're having a bad week. Maybe they're depressed. Maybe they have a low libido (and need medical care... pills or whatever). Maybe they don't like your lover anymore! Maybe the lover is bad in bed! Talk to them! Explain how to **** properly! Maybe either of them have gained/lost weight, or generally changed their look, and it's not good. People. Need. To. ******* . Talk.

Sorry to rant. I know it's not exactly related to this post. I understand that the post is a a joke. It's actually a smart idea. I just think that men should know this. Sorry. Anonymous-ing for a reason.

I would post a .gif for your time, but anonymous accounts apparently can't. Sorry.

User avatar #19 to #15 - ticklemesoftly (10/03/2012) [-]
#31 - Fallenurc (10/03/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I learnt in my human biology class that having sex cures headaches and helps build better immune system.

Just throwing my 2 cents here, Also kissing helps keep your mouth clean by killing nasty bacteria and have a fresher breath.

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User avatar #38 to #31 - neoexdeath (10/03/2012) [-]
So by that logic, at the rate I'm jacking off, I'm immortal.
#32 - fourchaners (10/03/2012) [-]
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#9 - friggy (10/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And Menstrual pain.
And Menstrual pain.
#57 - beeradthelaw (10/03/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Having an orgasm is a natural cure for headaches.
Having an orgasm is a natural cure for headaches.
#11 - deantaylor (10/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
as far as i am aware sex helps get rid of headaches.
#29 - thundagawd (10/03/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Wouldn't the painkiller just numb everything and make it impossible to climax?
#23 - verinenhimo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#18 - SenorButtPlug (10/03/2012) [-]
She won't even have to bite the pillow now.
#49 - euforiamelody **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #8 - ricerca (10/02/2012) [+] (1 reply) you really want menstrual blood all over your dick?
User avatar #17 to #8 - reddeadtroll (10/03/2012) [-]
You are not a warrior until there is blood on your sword.
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#69 - Womens Study Major (10/03/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Since everyone is commenting on how an orgasm can cure headaches and what-not with natural painkillers... Here is some fun fact time for everybody!
Yes, having sex and reaching orgasm DOES cause headache pain to stop, but only temporarily. You know what happens right after? You are then hit with the mother of all headaches, one that can easily rival any migraine. It is an almost instantaneous pounding pain, and it makes the earlier orgasm not worth it imo.
So fellas, when a woman says she does not want to have sex because she has a headache, (if she is telling the truth) this is why.
#79 to #69 - duckslikegrapestoo (10/03/2012) [-]
orgasms get rid of hiccups...
#67 - anonsoftomarroww **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #48 - SniperKitty (10/03/2012) [-]
Sex is great for headaches... and it's a good antihistamine too.
#2 - midnightflower (10/02/2012) [-]
Sex actually is a natural pain reliever. So headaches are no excuse for not having sex.
User avatar #58 - karmakarma (10/03/2012) [-]
As many people bellow me (no pun intended) have said, orgasm actually helps to alleviate headaches and cramps etc. No excuse girlies...
User avatar #14 - ultimatebadass (10/03/2012) [-]
This is actually good marketing, Sex itself is a pain killer so you can almost bet these are regular condoms and when people have sex they believe the condoms helped the pain, when in fact it was the sex
#3 - Sootypoorrat (10/02/2012) [-]
A strong message that we are tired of your excuses ladies. When we want it we want it.
A strong message that we are tired of your excuses ladies. When we want it we want it.
#1 - robertelee (10/02/2012) [-]
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