solving the problems

As a chick, I just want to say one thing- If I had a headache, I would totally say no to sex. It sucks, I know, but I have good reasons!
>But sex relieves headaches/pain
1. Sex (esp. w/ a poor lover, male or female) doesn't necessarily mean orgasm. It may mean being banged around repetitively for like 1-10 minutes.
2. If I have a headache, I want to lay in my bed in silence, not be touching/touched with moaning and stuff.

Personally, when I have pain, I tend to masturbate, because I tend to masturbate like every night. So, period aside, headache aside, I do it. But, it never ends well. Getting to the point of orgasm is painful/gross. It takes a lot longer to get turned on and to climax, maybe like 25 mins instead of 5-10 mins. It's just not pleasant. During the orgasm, yes, everything is lovely... It only lasts maybe 10 seconds or less. After, everything is worse. If I have a headache, it's intensified. If I have cramps, they get worse, and I get lower back pain.
But, headaches aren't an excuse to leave a lover horny and alone. Hand jobs/fingering exist for a reason. Blow jobs/ oral sex exist for a reason.
Also, women who have 'headaches' every night are awful. If they don't want to have sex with their spouse/lover/partner, they need to fucking sit down and figure out why. Maybe they're having a bad week. Maybe they're depressed. Maybe they have a low libido (and need medical care... pills or whatever). Maybe they don't like your lover anymore! Maybe the lover is bad in bed! Talk to them! Explain how to fuck properly! Maybe either of them have gained/lost weight, or generally changed their look, and it's not good. People. Need. To. Fucking. Talk.


Sorry to rant. I know it's not exactly related to this post. I understand that the post is a a joke. It's actually a smart idea. I just think that men should know this. Sorry. Anonymous-ing for a reason.


I would post a .gif for your time, but anonymous accounts apparently can't. Sorry.

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