parents. . WHAT A KID HAS VS. HEW A KID REACH POR MOM D HAS vs. HOW A KID REACH FOR DAD. my mom an dad both said this... "Is it bleeding" No "can you move it" yes..."shut the up you'll be fine.
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WHAT A KID HAS VS. HEW A KID REACH POR MOM
D HAS vs. HOW A KID REACH FOR DAD
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Submitted: 10/02/2012
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User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/02/2012) [+] (5 replies)
my mom an dad both said this...

"Is it bleeding" No "can you move it" yes..."shut the **** up you'll be fine.
#14 - trollinginthedeepp (10/03/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Be like 9 or 10
>Lately coughing up like none other, sometimes have horrendous coughing fits until I throw up
>"Mom I feel really sick.."
>"Stop being so dramatic and get your ass to school"
>Beg her not to make me go
>have to go anyway
>It's Tuesday, that means we have P.E that day
>"Why are you having trouble getting up? Do you feel ill?" -Physical Instructor
>"No my mom told me I was just being dramatic"
>Run like half a lap around the gym before having a coughing fit and collapse
>Throw up on the floor from coughing
>Auto-asphyxiate into unconsciousness because coughing so hard I can't breathe
>Wake up in the nurse's office
>Get in trouble for faking illness by mom because "I was just nervous cus I had a test today"
>Healthtek official tells my mom I'm really sick and should see the doctor
>Go to doctor
>"You've contracted pneumonia"


inb4 coolstorybro
pic unrelated
User avatar #9 - sealofapproval (10/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
accurate for the mom but the dad is way off
cut = rub some dirt in it it'll be fine
common cold = quit your bitching
fat lip = what are you a faggot? man up
sprained ankle = "can you see bone?" "no" "get your ass out there"
mild burn = dont be a pussy
missing arm = give it 20 minutes get a bandaid
User avatar #11 to #10 - sealofapproval (10/03/2012) [-]
another fond memory of mine from the fourth grade

"why arent you at school?"
"im throwing up"
"are you throwing up blood?"
"no"
"get your ass to school"
User avatar #4 - codyxvasco (10/02/2012) [-]
My foot was broken and my mother sent me to school. My gym teacher FORCED me to sit out and go to the nurse, who called my mother and told her to take me to the doctors.

yeah....that was a cool story....
#2 - bleachedpheather (10/02/2012) [-]
dat title
dat title
User avatar #7 - FordTough (10/03/2012) [-]
Their faces are uncomfortably close.....
#26 - lordbyronxiv (10/03/2012) [-]
MS Paint skills, off da muffuken chartz.

Seriously though, I wish I knew my father.
User avatar #23 - cinematicbrix (10/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
It's funny because after the third degree burn comes conflagration.
User avatar #27 to #23 - cinematicbrix (10/03/2012) [-]
What? I was commenting the fact that the mother thought something as "the 8th degree burn" existed, and I remarked it loudly.
This gives me red thumbs?
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