parents. . WHAT A KID HAS VS. HEW A KID REACH POR MOM D HAS vs. HOW A KID REACH FOR DAD. my mom an dad both said this... "Is it bleeding" No "can you move it" yes..."shut the up you'll be fine. parents WHAT A KID HAS VS HEW REACH POR MOM D vs HOW FOR DAD my mom an dad both said this "Is it bleeding" No "can you move it" yes "shut the up you'll be fine
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(10/02/2012) [-]
my mom an dad both said this...

"Is it bleeding" No "can you move it" yes..."shut the **** up you'll be fine.
#8 to #1 - anon id: 01f8e94f
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(10/03/2012) [-]
mine too
#3 to #1 - doggstar
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(10/02/2012) [-]
mine too.
User avatar #5 to #3 - picklous
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(10/02/2012) [-]
mine too
#14 - trollinginthedeepp
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(10/03/2012) [-]
>Be like 9 or 10
>Lately coughing up like none other, sometimes have horrendous coughing fits until I throw up
>"Mom I feel really sick.."
>"Stop being so dramatic and get your ass to school"
>Beg her not to make me go
>have to go anyway
>It's Tuesday, that means we have P.E that day
>"Why are you having trouble getting up? Do you feel ill?" -Physical Instructor
>"No my mom told me I was just being dramatic"
>Run like half a lap around the gym before having a coughing fit and collapse
>Throw up on the floor from coughing
>Auto-asphyxiate into unconsciousness because coughing so hard I can't breathe
>Wake up in the nurse's office
>Get in trouble for faking illness by mom because "I was just nervous cus I had a test today"
>Healthtek official tells my mom I'm really sick and should see the doctor
>Go to doctor
>"You've contracted pneumonia"


inb4 coolstorybro
pic unrelated
User avatar #19 to #14 - masdercheef
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(10/03/2012) [-]
I've never had a problem like that due to a strange quirk about how luck works for me... No matter how ****** up I may be when it comes to illness over the weekend, by monday I'm ******* peachy. Same with weather- if I'm hoping for an event to rain out, there could be a week-long monsoon that stops immediately upon the day of the event...
User avatar #25 to #19 - novabird
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(10/03/2012) [-]
damn you too? things usually work exactly the way i want them to, if i want something i just wait for it and i end up with what i wanted.
#22 to #14 - cinematicbrix
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(10/03/2012) [-]
I can sense you were all like >image<
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User avatar #9 - sealofapproval
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(10/03/2012) [-]
accurate for the mom but the dad is way off
cut = rub some dirt in it it'll be fine
common cold = quit your bitching
fat lip = what are you a faggot? man up
sprained ankle = "can you see bone?" "no" "get your ass out there"
mild burn = dont be a pussy
missing arm = give it 20 minutes get a bandaid
User avatar #10 to #9 - sealofapproval
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yeah there was no love in the sealofapproval household
User avatar #11 to #10 - sealofapproval
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(10/03/2012) [-]
another fond memory of mine from the fourth grade

"why arent you at school?"
"im throwing up"
"are you throwing up blood?"
"no"
"get your ass to school"
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User avatar #4 - codyxvasco
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(10/02/2012) [-]
My foot was broken and my mother sent me to school. My gym teacher FORCED me to sit out and go to the nurse, who called my mother and told her to take me to the doctors.

yeah....that was a cool story....
#2 - bleachedpheather
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(10/02/2012) [-]
dat title
dat title
User avatar #7 - FordTough
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(10/03/2012) [-]
Their faces are uncomfortably close.....
#26 - lordbyronxiv
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(10/03/2012) [-]
MS Paint skills, off da muffuken chartz.

Seriously though, I wish I knew my father.
User avatar #23 - cinematicbrix
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(10/03/2012) [-]
It's funny because after the third degree burn comes conflagration.
User avatar #27 to #23 - cinematicbrix
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What? I was commenting the fact that the mother thought something as "the 8th degree burn" existed, and I remarked it loudly.
This gives me red thumbs?