Well, in honesty, this is the most true set of facts I've seen in a long time, Usually there's about half that are blatantly obviously not true but these are actually mostly accurate.

It's because, true or not, these are entertaining. If you weren't so hung up about it, you might even enjoy it a little.

Nope. Same reason for which I don't watch reality tv shows. If I want fiction, I read a book, or a comic... Can't cope with someone trying to make me believe something that is clearly a lie, and nodding to it: "Oh yeah, so true, so entertaining, so funny". This kind of entertainment is clearly apt for those unable to realise all the previous.

Or you're just bitter and lonely and hating on things makes you feel justified. Yea. I think we'll go with that.

Yeah, these posts get on frontpage and comments like yours get downvoted way too fast.

My theory is that shitloads of 9gag kids come on here because its cool to hate on that site or something.