Well, in honesty, this is the most true set of facts I've seen in a long time, Usually there's about half that are blatantly obviously not true but these are actually mostly accurate.

It's because, true or not, these are entertaining. If you weren't so hung up about it, you might even enjoy it a little.

Nope. Same reason for which I don't watch reality tv shows. If I want fiction, I read a book, or a comic... Can't cope with someone trying to make me believe something that is clearly a lie, and nodding to it: "Oh yeah, so true, so entertaining, so funny". This kind of entertainment is clearly apt for those unable to realise all the previous.

Yeah... no. You don't have to be any of the above to stand against idiocy.
Or we may as well end watching "Ow my balls" on a toilet-sofa.
Actually, you (and people voting these kind of retard-fact posts) fit me as the kind of people that would water plants with Brawndo"because it has electrolites, and that is what plants need.

Yeah, these posts get on frontpage and comments like yours get downvoted way too fast.

My theory is that shitloads of 9gag kids come on here because its cool to hate on that site or something.