They have a point

True.

Spider-Man thread.

All of my wat

Poop doesn't just hang out in your anus, dude.

People are aloud to like what they like. I am not against people having it. I'm not an asshole. I just don't like it myself and find it distasteful.

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I want to apologize. Apparently I cause a bit of a shit storm (relative to the anus, funny...), I should probably state that I am not against people having it. Since it's not hurting anyone and they enjoy it I have nothing against it.

I simply don't like it myself.

In the same way I don't like MLP but can see why others like it, I am not against it.

Would you stick your dick where a girl bleeds, or where she eats?

It's a matter of hygiene. Just get an enema, use a condom, something like that.

The female vagina is actually quite sanitary. The lubricant a female creates in her genitalia is anti-bacterial. And while the mouth does have quite a bit of bacteria in it, it is no where near as bacterial as a place that expels fecal matter.

Actually, since the mouth is breathing in the bacteria from the air at all times, it usually has more bacteria, poop doesn't stay at the point in the anus where the dick would go. Only when you are right about to drop a doosie.

But it is definitely cleanable, and the man can just use a condom.

Jeez, all I brought up is how I don't like anal. Imagine what would happen if I brought up something important?

Say you don't like blowjobs just to see what happens...

Well, my girlfriend does have a problem with her teeth.

lol

It's been a depressingly long time since I've known that feel.

Or the recipient can just take a shower.

Showers don't remove shit from your ass.

>turn shower on
>open butthole
>point it towards the shower head
>?????
>PROFIT

Would you lick an asshole?

I wouldn't put my dick in anything I wouldn't put my tongue in.

...
...
...says you...

Yes, if clean of course.

"That's how you get pink eye."

I thought it was from sleeping with a pillow that's been farted on?

All you need is fecal matter in your eye.

I'm not even sure how that would work...
I should probably watch porn more.

Well...
I barely watch porn because having half of the screen being some huge throbbing cawkz annoys me.
Great endurance helps also.

What do you mean? You've never seen that?

Well, I guess you better not have anal sex in public.

Indeed. It's illegal in America too if it's done in public. Even missionary, the most biblical of positions, is illegal when performed in public.

Did you also know that defecating and urinating in a public setting is also against the law?

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I did know this, but there are some instances where I have to wonder what constitutes a "public setting". For example, the ocean. Even the shallow part right by the beach. Say you're swimming in like the 8-feet-deep part. There's people all around. But seawater is so dirty that no one would know if you started peeing under the water. You could probably even drop a deuce and no one would notice as long as it's not a floater.

BUT... if it was a floater, you'd get everybody out of the water faster than if someone yelled "shark!"

I'd love to see that.

Watch Caddyshack.

Haha, I just saw the scene! Thank you!

Lol no prob bro.

nope

I didn't know my mom used a 14 inch strap on, terrible image that isn't it?

Lots of buttsex, huh?

That wouldn't really prevent TEEN pregnancy, now would it?

You can also get pregnant when using a condom, but the chances are waaaaaaaaaaay less.

Guys can too. They just gotta take it up the butt. Same price women pay. Equality, man.