You Know it's true.

QUICK! CALL THE LAWYERS!

I can understand writing a phone number on your arm

But stitches and smiley faces?

What's wrong with that guy's finger? Are those cuts or pen marks?

Don't get us PC lads wrong, Macs are good pieces of kit but not for price you pay for them.

I was in PC World today and there was the big 27" iMac, 4GB RAM, Intel core i5 (quad-core) processor 2.7GHz, 1TB Hard drive, AMD Radeon HD 6770M graphics (500mb dedicated memory). £1400, and that's before any of the optional and over priced upgrades.

You can get a PC almost twice as good as that for near enough half the cost. I'll be spending £700 soon on a PC with 8GB RAM, 2TB hard drive, the same graphics card (but with 2GB memory instead of 500mb). The only thing that will be worse about it is the fact that the screens you get with macs fucking rock.

100000 $

Make it stop! I can only handle so many Apple jokes. We get it! They're overpriced, they have bad maps, and they sue a lot of people. Now get back to making actual jokes.

Hurr durr bash on Apple.
Think about it. If it wasn't for apple, Isaac Newton wouldn't have figured out gravity.
lul

Faakkkeee. Apple doesn't give you an option to get their computers in not-faggy-white options. And if they ever did, it'd cost you another $4k

I noticed a lot of people in the comments asking about building a gaming pc. Here is what I built for 1k, and it can run any game on maxed graphics at at least 50fps (The most demanding being Max Payne 3 at 50fps)

CPU: Intel i5 3550 3.7GHZ
PSU: NZXT Hale 750W Bronze Certified
GPU: EVGA GeForce GTX 660Ti powered by nVidia
Case: NZXT Phantom 410 Mid Tower
Motherboard: Z77X-UD3H by Gigabyte
Memory: G.SKILL Ripjaws DDR3 1600 2X4GB (8GB)
OS: Windows 7 Home Premium 64 Bit
HDD: Seagate Barracuda 2TB

Some keyboard I had laying around, some 25$ optical drive that I cannot remember, and a Razer Deathadder Mouse. All for 1k.

Enjoy, people who are looking for a PC build.

Now we wait for apple to sue you for using their logo on funnyjunk.

OP is so hardcore, drawing pen stitches on his fingers and shit.

scumbag op: buys super sick comp case (prob filled with a huge gpu and quad core cpu...)
uses a shitty logitech mouse and keyboard...

Why the hell does op have emo pen drawings all over him?

1$

"Hurrr Durrrr Apple sucks Thumbs now please" - OP


Fuck you OP if you don't like it then don't fucking buy it. This joke is getting old.

You can tell he's 15 or younger by the fucking writing and smileys on his arm...

I would much rather have a severed hand than an apple sticker.