I decided to do this in the dumbest manner possible, I was at this little park with the page already pulled up, I just acted like I was preparing some shit, I put the laptop in my messenger bag, and walked to the bank right across the street,

I came out after maybe 20 minutes sat right back down, next to this old women who was watching her grand-kid or something on the jungle gym. I pulled out the laptop carefully and began typing on it at a fast but not extream rate, eventually I can tell shes watching but I really doubt she knew exactly what was going on so that's when I do it.

I get the access denied to pop up and get this look of absolute terror and began typing so fast I was hurting my fingers for like 15 seconds, then access granted pops up I take a breath of relief, look down at the screen and then just look over at her, we make eye contact for just a second she has this look like she is mortified but trying to hide it. I quickly close the laptop, stash it and stand up I begin to walk away but just when I know I'm within an ear shot of her, I look back and say "Forget about this." then hurriedly take off.

I wish I had gone back to see what she did but something tells me I can't ever go to that park again.

That awkward moment when the subway doesn't have any wifi...

or I have a wifi stick because I am on the road a lot.

You don't need Wifi to use it, just pre-load it at the coffee shop before you get on the subway or something. It doesn't require internet access for it to spit out bullshit codes.

If this is true, this is the best thing ever.

the site is actually cool, it comes up as a black screen and no matter what you press it starts reeling out bullshit computer code. nothing to amazing but it has has some potential for pranks.

I can agree with you there.