Giving girls advice. what's a good pc to buy thats also good on price. HIE! EMT I' ll MINE. op is deeper in the friendzone that his anus Giving girls advice what's a good pc to buy thats also on price HIE! EMT I' ll MINE op is deeper in the friendzone that his anus
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#27 - prjprko
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op is deeper in the friendzone that his anus
User avatar #164 to #27 - EdwardNigma
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That reminds me of what I named my huge mines in Minecraft. The "Deeper than the average anus Mine."

It kept other plays out, thats for ******* sure.
#28 to #27 - BILLYMAYSSOUL [OP]
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it's pretty deep
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#134 to #28 - sunnydaycoffee
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Nope nope nope
Nope nope nope
#130 to #28 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu
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Just gonna pretend I never saw that.
Just gonna pretend I never saw that.
#113 to #28 - nyanseverywhere
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#132 to #111 - bunkerman
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Evike?
User avatar #146 to #132 - nothnxialreadyate
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Yes.
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#195 to #28 - duskman
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User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo
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the worst thing about being gay... my girl fiends think I can answer all there problems.
User avatar #29 to #1 - padorak
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sista, you have no idea.
User avatar #31 to #29 - sparkyoneonetwo
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Yes... I do.... I've started to avoid my female friends cuz all they wanna do is get my help with there issues.
User avatar #9 to #1 - therealslim
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Im not gay but a am forced to interact with girlfiends all the time
User avatar #11 to #1 - huszti
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the best thing is when you are friends with a girl you have a crush on, she has a boyfriend and complains about him EVERY SINGLE TIME
User avatar #15 to #11 - sparkyoneonetwo
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oh, well... i'm sorry that would really suck
User avatar #23 to #15 - huszti
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actually, i'm okay with that. no girl that friendzones you can hurt you as much as my last 2 gf's did. seriously, i wonder how they live with their body temperature that low because of their frozen hearts.
User avatar #25 to #23 - sparkyoneonetwo
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Ah, well I don't know much about having a crush or anything like that... really I know nothing about that.... but, just kinda sounds like it wouldn't be much fun
#16 to #1 - anon id: b7f75560
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Uhm, excuse me... but the worst thing about being gay is more than just that... being gay is not normal.

Why? Love is just our word for the chemical reaction in our brain, it should be only present with the other gender, because that exist for only one reason: reproduction. or you know it should be. when you having feelings for your own gender then it's not working properly meaning you are gay. Our (and every other living thing's) strongest instinct is reproduction. If it's not then it's a defect, however there can be some animals showing homosexual behaviors too, but they mostly do it "for fun", which is not being gay, that is something we made up, but having feelings for you own gender is considered a "misfunction". As far as i know there is no fully working cure for that, but it is not normal.

I'm not trying to say we should hate gays or not consider them humans, because they are. and also we accept other "brain damaged" people too, so why not gays? Also gays are not against "overpopulating", they just aren't working "as intended".

Knowing that gay people often run to the internet, because people can't accept them means i'm getting thumbed down to oblivion.
User avatar #70 to #16 - megatrollinator
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Wow Anon... From reading this, I'm gonna guess on the Homophobia Scale, you're somewhere between Catholic & Arabia.
#79 to #70 - anon id: 632331b4
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So, when did i exactly say that i hate gay people? Just because you know ****, doesn't mean i was offensive (now i am, but towards you only). Not only gay people are considered "not normal". Even a higher evolution phase can be considered "not normal". Every new generation is a mutation.

What i was trying to say that the strongest instinct should exist. That's the normal, if something differs from it then it's not normal.

All i get for response are ***** like these, thinking i was saying "pffft gays were made by satan, i like sucking satan's dick, gays are not humans"

So once again... i'm not a believer, meaning i don't believe in any god and i also don't hate gay individuals either.
User avatar #83 to #79 - megatrollinator
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The general attitude your comment makes towards gays is that they are inferior. Infact, the very nature of your comment implies that homosexuals are sub-human, because of a small defect in their neural patterns.That is why I implied that your comment is homophobic.
#91 to #83 - anon id: 8556b466
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Well, i thought i was clear when i tried to say that we accept any human with the same amount of "defect", so why don't we accept gays?

I'm sorry that you either didn't read what i said or just thought i said something different, maybe the words i was using made you think what you think, but that doesn't mean i was saying anything like that.
User avatar #95 to #91 - megatrollinator
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Fair enough there. I apologise for the misunderstanding. I just don't see why Homosexuality has to be considered a "Mental Defect."

Why can we not just accept that it can be a choice?
#40 to #16 - timmyrustler
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#21 to #16 - anon id: 8ead560d
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James white?
#18 to #16 - ajuinkonijn
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So the worst thing about being gay is not normal. Plenty of people do things that are not normal, and it's not (always) bad. According to your reasoning any form of art would also be bad because its not normal because it doesn't help reproduction (nor survival) in any way. That just doesnt make any sense.
#19 to #18 - anon id: 3fc29393
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Not normal as in wrong as in unnatural as in broken....

Art? I'm sorry, but i was talking about living things, which art is not. Art cannot have instincts nor feelings. Also it's no wonder why it makes no sense to you...
#20 to #19 - ajuinkonijn
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aaah,I get it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sparkyoneonetwo
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well... that was interesting....

but, I'm actually bi I just like the gay sex better an even if I wasn't into guys I'd still not want kids so either way according to what you said I'm broken.....

all in all in the end I still find the worst thing to be all woman think I can fix there problems.
#41 to #16 - padorak
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I don't care if it's not normal, I am who I am. I understand that their is a scientific problem with the way I want to reproduce. But then again who cares, if you have the gull to bring that up in a conversation "Oh my God you're gay I don't want to talk to you". #1: Go **** your self.   
#2: You are the weird one bringing up someones sexuality in a perfectly normal conversation.   
#3: The definition of "Love" is varied among people, some people see it as only a sexual action some people see it as a thing that can transcend time and is an eternal bond between the person you would want to spend eternity with no matter if it's between male and female, male and male, female and female.   
#4: It always amazes me that people see love as either; a scientific reaction to pheromones and hormones  and not anything that has to do with the heart(not the actual heart.)   
#5: I couldn't care less if my sexuality is a defect, I like being a defect, a defect like you on the other hand...well I wouldn't be any better than you if I finished that sentence.   
sorry about that rage people but I get all huffy when ever somebody says stuff like this.
I don't care if it's not normal, I am who I am. I understand that their is a scientific problem with the way I want to reproduce. But then again who cares, if you have the gull to bring that up in a conversation "Oh my God you're gay I don't want to talk to you". #1: Go **** your self.
#2: You are the weird one bringing up someones sexuality in a perfectly normal conversation.
#3: The definition of "Love" is varied among people, some people see it as only a sexual action some people see it as a thing that can transcend time and is an eternal bond between the person you would want to spend eternity with no matter if it's between male and female, male and male, female and female.
#4: It always amazes me that people see love as either; a scientific reaction to pheromones and hormones and not anything that has to do with the heart(not the actual heart.)
#5: I couldn't care less if my sexuality is a defect, I like being a defect, a defect like you on the other hand...well I wouldn't be any better than you if I finished that sentence.
sorry about that rage people but I get all huffy when ever somebody says stuff like this.
#55 to #41 - anon id: 6aa03a78
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1- Intelligent response i assume.
2- He was the one bringing that up. I'm sorry, this must seem like a bad comment, but gay people always does that.
3- Yea, i heard people thinking love is something magical that happen for no reason.
4- You meant to say that there are people who see love as a magical thing and the ones that know what it is?
5- Never said you are a defect, but you became gay because of one... and yes i'm pretty sure i'm a defect myself for saying what a "gay" really is. As i recall i never said anything hating stuff.

Wait, if i say that humans are working with electricity and that we were programmed is an offense too? Maybe... for stupid people who believes in magical stuff happening.
User avatar #22 to #16 - haydn
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This is ******* retarded, reproduction isn't exactly instinctual or the reason people now have sex. Yes, male and females mating causes reproduction, but what about people who never want children but still want to have sex? Who still feel love for someone? Are they "not normal"? We're intelligent beings (or so I thought), we understand the logic of sexual reproduction and sexual recreation, being gay is just a form of sexual desire. People can still be gay and want children. You're a moron.
#30 to #22 - anon id: 23627bf5
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Care to read it again? I never said it's the only reason they have sex. I even said having sex with the same gender won't make you gay (maybe it's unclear for you, but what i meant that sex can be fun, doesn't make you gay, because you can still love the opposite gender. If you feel love or find your same gender attractive then that's being gay)

I said the "love" we refer to is the chemical reaction (so looks like i have to copy everything?) which SHOULD exist for ONE reason... You know what? Read everything i said again, because you might TLDR'd the whole post.
User avatar #35 to #16 - srapture
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We are not like dogs. We've evolved to be a lot more intelligent than any other species and gay people can adopt and care for a child, giving one a home that otherwise had none. Besides, it certainly isn't everyone in a heterosexual relationship that intends to do it for a child. It's often just for pleasure so there is no difference.
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User avatar #47 to #1 - sadisticplatypi
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the best thing about being gay, you will have all the girls if you are secretly straight
User avatar #48 to #47 - sparkyoneonetwo
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that once was the best part when I was bi but, over time my liking of woman is going away an I like men more an more
User avatar #65 to #1 - diddreactor
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Try telling them you don't know about girl problems 'cause even though you're gay you're still a GUY!!!!!
User avatar #66 to #65 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I've tried the don't listen
User avatar #71 to #66 - diddreactor
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Sorry to hear. Maybe you should hang out less with them so you don't have to listen to their ******** so much. Sorry I'm not much help.
User avatar #73 to #71 - sparkyoneonetwo
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its cool don't need to be sorry an I already do that
User avatar #142 to #1 - ewilz
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THERE PROBLEMS.
User avatar #144 to #142 - sparkyoneonetwo
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Yes I know I'm sorry I ****** up it's been brought up like 3 times now.
User avatar #8 to #1 - Mahazama
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Then tell them that liking dick doesn't mean you know life's answers.
User avatar #13 to #8 - sparkyoneonetwo
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That don't work... they don't listen.... no matter what they always ask stuff but, they never listen to what I say.
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**serotonin rolled a random image posted in comment #972300 at MLP Friendly Board ** Leave it to man to be better girl then girls?
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User avatar #46 to #44 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I think I could be a better girl than some girls...
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#33 to #1 - alienfreak
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Your friends are a little prejudice, they think that you being gay= you knowing everything about girly problems and ****.... Sorry to hear bro :/
User avatar #34 to #33 - sparkyoneonetwo
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Like I've tried to tell them just cuz we both like dick don't mean I know how to help them.

cuz like I don't try to get with straight guys... I don't know how they think... I can't really help someone with an issue that I have less experience in then they do
#36 to #34 - alienfreak
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The ignorant bitches don't listen to you when you tell them this? I'm sorry I mean your friends?
User avatar #37 to #36 - sparkyoneonetwo
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the worst part... my straight guy friends think I can help they get girls....

were the **** is the logic in that...
#38 to #37 - alienfreak
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These people are insane, if you're gay the only people you should be expected to talk to romantically are males....
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with the guys it's a little more understand able I was straight once I've been with a girl before but, it sill don't mean I can help any guy get girls...I don't do that anymore I've not done that in like 5 years last time I was with a girl like that i was 15
#51 to #39 - alienfreak
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People expect too much from gay guys, and it's gonna suck for you for a long time :/
User avatar #53 to #51 - sparkyoneonetwo
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It's like weird some people hate me other people seem to think I have the answer to all lifes issues just cuz I am gay.... I am no different than anyone else other than I am a guy that likes dick other than that I"m just another dude... that's it nothing more nothing less.


its hard to not the urge to make a gay joke here...
#56 to #53 - alienfreak
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Our society doesn't see gays as "normal", either you have to be overly flamboyant or you have to be super cool or in the closet. Our society hasn't recognize that gays are normal people, how just happen to like the same gender. I don't see why sexual orientation is such a big problem for society to deal with.

Yes it's very hard
User avatar #57 to #56 - sparkyoneonetwo
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In a way it isn't normal but, then in ways no person is normal I personally don't believe in a "normal" every one isn't the same everyone likes there own things no two people all like exactly the same stuff so I feel there really is no normal.

I don't really know anyone else that thinks the same as I do like that but, that's what I feel that's how I've always thought.
User avatar #3 to #1 - lupislord
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I'm not even gay and this happens... friendzone level off the charts
it's *their
User avatar #5 to #3 - sparkyoneonetwo
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sorry

but, just cuz we both like dick they think I can help with everything from family matter to men to make up an fashion. an really I don't get it...
#80 to #5 - anon id: cc90870a
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They just don't see you as a sexual threat. You're not going to go up to them one day and ask them if you can suck their titties. You're not going to go around stealing their straight boyfriends. And yet, you're still interested in the same sex.

Basically, they see you as a girl with a penis who poses absolutely no threat. And they treat you like one, from fashion to sharing girl problems. Many women expect other women to give input on family/men problems. Just hope they don't start in on talking about their periods. They'll expect you to understand.

If you wanted to stop it, you'd have to get them to stop seeing you as a girl. And that's kind of impossible unless you start being a complete asshole towards everyone.
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at least you can give them decent company
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I guess your right about that.
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MFW I read that in her voice

...maybe I should stop being on the internet
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"are my boobs aligned, yes" ISHYGDDT
Correct answer would be "No, let me help you"
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If girls ask you if your boobs are aligned they think you're gay...
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... **** I made a typo
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YFW
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an it's annoying when they do...
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Lady's and Gentlemen I present, someone who has never had a relationship with a woman in his life
#61 - laughable
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my advice for her
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This for some reason made me laugh unnecessarily hard. Have this gif as thanks.
This for some reason made me laugh unnecessarily hard. Have this gif as thanks.