There's awesome, then there's this guy. . Okay, back story. Iwork at a cafe, and Wave that cafe there are apartments. Most ofthem belong to drug dealers and tho
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There's awesome, then there's this guy

Okay, back story. Iwork at a cafe, and Wave that cafe there are apartments. Most ofthem belong to drug dealers and those who buy from them. Then, there' s Denny.
Denny is about 65 now, I believe. He' s old, walks barefoot with a cane, wears a straw hat everywhere, and looks like Alan Moore, and usually refers to me as "Peach". He' s traveled the entire world,
twice, and still does. Usually he hitchhikes. He always tells me stories of adventures in exchange for a coffee and a brownie.
So, it' s winter, and it' s been a pretty lazy day. Denny' s sipping at his coffee, I' m an my laptop, when this dude with a horribly fake tan bursts in and demands a coffee. So, I work fast because I can
see the dude' s in a hurry, when I burn my hand pretty bad spilling same coffee an it. I can hearth's dude give out a laud "LIGHT So, I cool my hand up and give him his coffee, he snatches it from my
hand and says the service here sucks. Jerkwad meant even pay me, and suddenly Denny' s blocking his way out the door.
Denny: Ewes me sir, but Wu haven' t payed Peach there for haroark.
Jerkwad: Please. Tell "Peach" it' s not my fault she' s clumsy as hell.
Denny: Youve misunderstand me, sir. Peach overthere works a lat murderthon Wu, and Wu look like Wu cauld spare a dallay.
Jerkwad: Lark, just stop blocking the door and I' ll be an my way.
Denny holds up the cane, and pulls up the an the top of it. HE HAS A MC) SWORD IN HIS GCSE) AMN CANE. And Wu know what he says?
I' killed better men than Wu. Pay Peach her goddamn dues."
Jerkwad freaks out, runs back to the counter and shaves a fifty an it. Murmurs something like Weep the change" and runs out the door. Denny casually sheaths his cane sword and sit back dawn.
And asks for a refill.
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User avatar #8 - paintballgun (10/02/2012) [+] (18 replies)
I now want a cane sword
User avatar #12 to #8 - vanoreo (10/02/2012) [-]
**** a cane sword
I want a Denny
#51 - notsixroller (10/02/2012) [+] (12 replies)
On the subject as 'Alpha as ***** .
#50 - slipperyjoe (10/02/2012) [-]
mfw when I thought "Peach" was a man up until Denny said "Pay Peach her goddamn dues."
mfw when I thought "Peach" was a man up until Denny said "Pay Peach her goddamn dues."
User avatar #7 - chuckstein (10/02/2012) [-]
"I've killed better men than you."
I don't know why, but that made me squee with happiness because it's so badass.
User avatar #49 - izzygirl (10/02/2012) [-]
Cane sword reminds me of my recent trip to the Renaissance Festival. I was looking at some leather goods, when this dude runs up to his friends and announces "I've achieved my life's dream: I own a cane sword."

I hope he hasn't hurt himself with it.
#3 - aksion (10/01/2012) [-]
I cannot express my love for this man...
User avatar #29 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
Denny sounds like my kind of guy. Cool stories, sword cane, purveyor of justice and badassery.

Where is this ******* Cafe and where can I meet this man?
User avatar #32 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
The Most Interesting Man in the World, in real life.
#36 - Yojimbo (10/02/2012) [+] (5 replies)
O hai Denny.
O hai Denny.
#35 - lordbyronxiv (10/02/2012) [-]
OP: "Denny, Denny, he's our man. If he can't do it, no one cane!"

Douche: "What? It's can, dumbbitch."

Denny: " **** you say, faggot?
#25 - sergeantamerica **User deleted account** (10/02/2012) [-]
I scrolled down to hopefully find some awesome stories like this. I am disappoint.
User avatar #19 - kanatana (10/02/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I'm calling ******** , but only because a man that badass couldn't be alive in today's moronic world. If this actually happened, he must be Teddy Roosevelt.
User avatar #21 to #19 - roninneko (10/02/2012) [-]
Who says he isn't?
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User avatar #34 - therealslim (10/02/2012) [-]
This man is my hero
If I may meet one man in my life by choice
it is to be him
User avatar #28 - yunoknow (10/02/2012) [-]
it is decided. i'm getting a cane sword
User avatar #72 - midnightdove (10/02/2012) [-]
That guy is a win at life.
User avatar #70 - fuzzyballs (10/02/2012) [+] (7 replies)
believably until the "slips a 50"
#77 to #70 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/02/2012) [-]
i smell a 12 year old that probably never seen a bill bigger than the 5 he gets for his allowance.
User avatar #2 - noamk (10/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
danny is one bad, bad ************ . in a good way.
#4 to #2 - pineapplepeople (10/01/2012) [-]
Denny.
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