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User avatar #3 - ablt (10/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I thoroughly enjoy Harry Potter, but Lord of The Rings is hands down the better series, especially if we're talking about the films.
#65 - anonymoose ONLINE (10/01/2012) [+] (9 replies)
The person who made this was not a fan of LOTR. I can say that as a fact:
1. Samwise Gamgee
2. Saruman is not Saurons henchman, he wants the ring for himself.
3. Gandalf defeated a giant fire beast that killed an army of Dwarves, to quote that as "not letting people pass", and to say that shows less power than a useless but aesthetic circle of fire is just plain biased.
4. The Witch King wasn't "killed by a grammar loophole" but by a warrior. The "grammar loophole" was a cryptic prophecy.
5. The Eye of Sauron in the books is a metaphor, not an actual giant flaming eye.
6. Sam has a wife and kids with the woman of his dreams, just like Ron.
7. Sam defeated a giant spider while Ron just **** himself at the sight of one.
#52 - killerkost (10/01/2012) [+] (5 replies)
lets give each side one point for each oscar they have won...

The Lord of the Rings: 17
Harry Potter: 0

Damn Harry, get your **** together!
#18 - superfrogman (10/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
No way are death eaters better than the nazgul. I am ignoring that point.
#98 - asgerfyr (10/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
HOW THE 						****					 CAN RON BEAT SAM. HOW CAN ANYONE BEAT SAM IN A BATTLE OF FRIENDSHIP?    
SAM DESERVES THE BIGGEST BROFIST IN THE HISTORY OF TIME.
HOW THE **** CAN RON BEAT SAM. HOW CAN ANYONE BEAT SAM IN A BATTLE OF FRIENDSHIP?
SAM DESERVES THE BIGGEST BROFIST IN THE HISTORY OF TIME.
#17 - igelior (10/01/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>implying gandalf has no real magical powers
>implying sam doesn't get pussy in the end
>implying dragon riding wraiths are less awesome than some mask wearing emo fags
>implying the harry potter series is anything else than some illogical literarily irrelevant fairy tale that is only popular because HERP DERP WIZARDS

still humouros content
#37 - vrox (10/01/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Gandalf could wipe an entire army on his own. He doen't use his power so much, however, since the men need to learn be able to solve their problems on their own. He is just there to aid them.

Snape is far more awesome than just being an emo guy, and the fact that the death was staged was pretty epic, but yes, returning from the dead makes Gandalf better.

Sam's power is courage, and determination to help Froto. He nearly drowned himself trying to get Froto to stay with him. Magic is still better, but you gotta give Sam some credit.

Ron probably has some crazy awesome moment other than that, but nothing comes to mind to be honest...

You called Neville the comic relief character? Really? Neville is badass! He should have been the real hero in the series. He's a whole lot better of a person than the whiny Harry Potter.

The rolls of Gollum and Hermione are completely different... Im not even going to comment on those, it so dumb of a comparison.
User avatar #54 to #37 - anonymoose ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
To be fair, both Gollum and Hermione are there for sex appeal.
#44 - anonymoose ONLINE (10/01/2012) [+] (8 replies)
OHHH **** NO! Gandalf is more powerful than every character in Harry Potter combined.
#398 - rawrbowwow (10/02/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I think Nazgul are way cooler than the Death Eaters, but I ******* lost it here
#103 - marlkarxthethird (10/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
...How in the name of Satan's fiery asshole did Dumbledore beat Gandalf in any categories?   
HOW THE HELL DID VOLDEMORT BEAT SAURON IN ANY CATEGORIES?   
THIS 						****					 IS BLASPHEMOUS
...How in the name of Satan's fiery asshole did Dumbledore beat Gandalf in any categories?
HOW THE HELL DID VOLDEMORT BEAT SAURON IN ANY CATEGORIES?
THIS **** IS BLASPHEMOUS
#311 - deltadeltadelta (10/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Gandalf (Mithrandir) is one of the most powerful beings in Middle-Earth. Both him and Sauron are Maia (Demi-Gods). The Gandalf in the movies is a bit of a pussy. In the movies they have him terrified of the Witch-King, but in the books he would've *********** the Witch-King if he had encountered him.

Gandalf is nearly as powerful as Sauron.
#114 - connorsg (10/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
******** , the deatheaters are a nazgul knock off
#313 - elemuffin (10/02/2012) [-]
is it me or are the nazgul way more ******* cooler than the death eaters pic unrelated
#148 - fishcanfly (10/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
RON ******* WEASLEY WON OVER SAM?!
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE ******* KIDDING ME.
#377 - whtkid ONLINE (10/02/2012) [+] (16 replies)
this is the stupidest post I've ever seen on here... All of its points in favor of each other fall flat. Lets go in order, shall we?   
1) Head gear: Dumbledore changes his hats multiple times throughout the movies, 						****					 he even changes his goddamned face!   
2) Magical Abilities: 						****					 you, Gandalf. "not letting people pass", how about cracking the 						*************					 EARTH on a bridge, than following a Demon to what he knows is his death? OH AND HE CAN PRACTICALLY WIELD THE 						*******					 SUN   
3) Death and the unknown: Yes, Gandalf comes back from the dead. but guess what! THAT'S ONLY THE 						*******					 START! He goes on to Save all of humanity by mustering the Roherium in time to aid the King and the remaining people of Rohan at Helms Deep, and then goes on to Minas Tirith and fight for the world at the black gate, FINALLY to depart with the elves into unknown lands. He plays a major role in the saving of Midle Earth AFTER HE 						*******					 DIES! Now, Dumbledore dies after forcing his FRIEND, someone who only he trusted, to murder him in hopes that Voldemort would never be able to weild the Elder Wand, because Snape had been obaying Dumbledore, and 						****					 you, Snape is the best god damn Character in Harry Potter   
4) Ron is one of the worst magic users out there, hell it was funnier to watch Ron TRY to cast spells than it was to watch Longbottom. Sam, however, can weild not only a sword, but a 						*******					 FRYING PAN!! HE'S GONNA KILL YOU, AND SERVE YOU UP ALL AT ONCE!   
5) Ron had to fight huge inner turmoil during that moment, and every single moment before that. 						****					 he was willing to sacrifice his life when he was TEN in 						*******					 CHESS! Sam, however, CHASES OFF Shelob (notice how he never actually killed her OP, you retarded 						******					) after having a falling out with his best friend because of a little 						*******					 monster, but we'll get to him in a minute.   
6) Sam got everything he wanted. He got Rosie, he helped save the world, HE'S A 						*******					 LEGEND!!!  Ron got to bang Hermonie.   
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this is the stupidest post I've ever seen on here... All of its points in favor of each other fall flat. Lets go in order, shall we?
1) Head gear: Dumbledore changes his hats multiple times throughout the movies, **** he even changes his goddamned face!
2) Magical Abilities: **** you, Gandalf. "not letting people pass", how about cracking the ************* EARTH on a bridge, than following a Demon to what he knows is his death? OH AND HE CAN PRACTICALLY WIELD THE ******* SUN
3) Death and the unknown: Yes, Gandalf comes back from the dead. but guess what! THAT'S ONLY THE ******* START! He goes on to Save all of humanity by mustering the Roherium in time to aid the King and the remaining people of Rohan at Helms Deep, and then goes on to Minas Tirith and fight for the world at the black gate, FINALLY to depart with the elves into unknown lands. He plays a major role in the saving of Midle Earth AFTER HE ******* DIES! Now, Dumbledore dies after forcing his FRIEND, someone who only he trusted, to murder him in hopes that Voldemort would never be able to weild the Elder Wand, because Snape had been obaying Dumbledore, and **** you, Snape is the best god damn Character in Harry Potter
4) Ron is one of the worst magic users out there, hell it was funnier to watch Ron TRY to cast spells than it was to watch Longbottom. Sam, however, can weild not only a sword, but a ******* FRYING PAN!! HE'S GONNA KILL YOU, AND SERVE YOU UP ALL AT ONCE!
5) Ron had to fight huge inner turmoil during that moment, and every single moment before that. **** he was willing to sacrifice his life when he was TEN in ******* CHESS! Sam, however, CHASES OFF Shelob (notice how he never actually killed her OP, you retarded ****** ) after having a falling out with his best friend because of a little ******* monster, but we'll get to him in a minute.
6) Sam got everything he wanted. He got Rosie, he helped save the world, HE'S A ******* LEGEND!!! Ron got to bang Hermonie.
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#58 - marginkor (10/01/2012) [-]
Sam Is the 						*******					 						****					!  Without him, Frodo would have just pussied out cuz he was a little bitch the whole damn time.  Sam is the true hero of the saga.     
   
Plus there is this <--------
Sam Is the ******* **** ! Without him, Frodo would have just pussied out cuz he was a little bitch the whole damn time. Sam is the true hero of the saga.

Plus there is this <--------
User avatar #132 - tealkangaroo (10/02/2012) [-]
Come on, everyone knows Lord of the Rings is much better than Harry Potter
#20 - amonkeysnut (10/01/2012) [-]
this is ******** ! LOTR is way more awesome than HP
User avatar #5 - krando (10/01/2012) [-]
Both are good movies, however most of the LoTR statements in that is wrong especially the Gollum one. He becomes good for a while then gets corrupted by the ring side of him and so he leads them to shelob so he can get the ring back from Frodo. Also Gandalf is an Istari, he isn't allowed to effect the dealings of men which is the reason why he doesn't use much magic. Also Sams "Magic Light Bulb" was a gift to Frodo from Galadriel. Sam got mall grey wooden box with a silver rune "G for Galadriel". In the box was earth from Galadriel's orchard. The box also contained a silver nut from a Mallorn tree, the last east of the sea, and west of the mountains and also Elven rope.
Sam should have got more credit as it was he who was more of a hero than Frodo near the end. Without Sam, Frodo would've gave up or would've died.
User avatar #139 - KayRed (10/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Except that is wrong.

First off, you focused too much on "Gandalf the Gray" and not enough on the much more bad-ass "Gandalf the White", and he uses plenty of magic powers.

Sam is much, much more heroic than Ron. Ron mostly run support, while Sam runs the ******* show.

And Nazguls vs some deatheaters, Nazguls win easily. The Witchking wins without a second thought.

I will give you Hermoine vs. Gollum though. After much deliberation, I'd still rather **** her (if only slightly more than Gollum).

So let me do the calculations...
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