Moar Little Johnny Jokes. Oh Johnny.. Little Johnny ohme home from his hot date and sat: down to talk with his dad. He had a smile on his faae. ‘It must be true maddfinn funny jokes little johnny
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Little Johnny ohme home from his hot date and sat:
down to talk with his dad. He had a smile on his
faae. ‘It must be true love, dad‘ he sighed.
What makes you think that it is true love?' asks his
Well,." says Little Johnny, ‘Suzy started out: giving
me the best blow job I' ever had.'
Nah,.' replied his dad, ‘that' s not true love, it is
just lust.‘
The next night Little Johnny ohme in after his date,
and sat: down again to talk with his dad. ‘For sure it
is true love, dad.‘ he said.
What makes you think that it is true love this
time?‘ asks his dad.
Well,." says Little Johnny, ‘Tonight Suzy gave me the
best blow job of" my life, then lee me take her up the
That' s not true love, Johnny,‘ replied his dad,
that is just infatuation.‘
If what: Suzy and I have is just infatuation, then
what: is true love?' asked Little Johnny, confused.
Well,.' says his dad, ‘if it was true love, she would
lee you f* her up the ass first, then give you the
best blow job of" your life!'
The kindergarten alass had a homework assignment to
find out: about something exciting and relate it to
the alass the next day. when the time ohme for the
little kids to give their reports, the teacher was
balling on them one at: a time. She was reluctant to
oall on little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes
eould be a bit Trude. But:. eventually, his turn ohme.
Little Johnny walked up to the front of" the alass
and, with a piece of" chalk, made a small white dot on
the : 1, then sat: baak down.
Well, the teacher couldn' t figure out: what: Johnny had
in mind for his report on something exciting, so she
asked him just what: that was.
It' s a period," reported Johnny.
Well, I oan see that," she said, "but what' s so
exciting about a period?"
Earned if I know", said Johnny, "but, this morning,
my sister said she missed one. Ead had a heart
attack, Mom fainted, and the man next door shot
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a benor in
the park. Johnny asked, "Grandpa are you going to
take that new "
Grandpa looks at: him and says "No Johnny, I will
But: Grandpa, why?" asks little Johnny.
Grandpa replies. "Because there is no sense in
putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth
writing to."
Little Johnny was having problems in English alass,
so his
teacher decided to stop by on her way home to speak
his parents.
when she rang the bell, Little Johnny answered. The
smiled and said, "I' d like to talk to your mother or
Little Johnny said, "Sorry, but they ain' t here."
Little Johnny!" she said, "what: is it with your
Little Johnny said, "Beats me, but dad sure was mad
they had to go bail her out: again!"
Shae day, mother walks by Johnny' s room and sees
Johnny masturbating. Later, she has a talk with him
and tells him
that good little boys save it until they are
A few weeks later, the mom is having another talk
with little
Johnny. "How are you doing with that problem we
talked about,
dear?" she asks.
Little Johnny cheerfully replies, "Great! So far,
I' saved
nearly a quart:!"
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