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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #5 - TARDIS
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Source: http://www.sinfest.net/index.php
User avatar #7 to #5 - karvarausku
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I do not know why you got thumbed down for giving source, but I took the time to thumb you back up ^^.
User avatar #596 to #7 - misterkinz
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Apparently we all did
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#20 - thisnick
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Every year for my birthday my parents ask me if I want to invite friends over for a birthday party.    
Every year I laugh and say "I don't need people to tell me it's my birthday."    
Every year I feel more alone on my birthday then any other time because I don't have true friends.
Every year for my birthday my parents ask me if I want to invite friends over for a birthday party.
Every year I laugh and say "I don't need people to tell me it's my birthday."
Every year I feel more alone on my birthday then any other time because I don't have true friends.
User avatar #444 to #20 - egor
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Happy birthday faggot
#39 to #20 - anon id: f82741bd
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This just in statistics:
2/3 people who have no friends are bronies.

before anyone gets all mad i jest.
User avatar #299 to #20 - dafunkad
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so when is your birthday ?


User avatar #510 to #20 - haydn
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I would love to attend your birthday party, just wanted to put that out there.
User avatar #574 to #20 - ieatpotato
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logged in just to thumb you
User avatar #613 to #20 - marceau
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Instead of my parents asking my sister did and my parents laughed and said I had no friends.
User avatar #696 to #20 - epiccappytan
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Well maybe you could have true friends if they knew the **** when your birthday was!

amateur
#194 to #20 - ilovel
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I know that feel.
User avatar #29 to #20 - TheSock
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the exact same thing for me dude =\
User avatar #174 to #20 - blahness
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every year i don't care if its my birthday
#349 to #20 - zaggystirdust
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I don't know that feel   
but I don't want anyone else to feel it either    
so I will find you   
and I will join you and give you the best damn birthday ever
I don't know that feel
but I don't want anyone else to feel it either
so I will find you
and I will join you and give you the best damn birthday ever
User avatar #23 to #20 - dashdashdash
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I can relate.

When is your birthday mate?
#674 to #23 - tonotxg
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last year i made my birthday hidden on facebook to see who would actually remember... not a single friend said happy birthday.... or my dad... i still feel the pain to this day
last year i made my birthday hidden on facebook to see who would actually remember... not a single friend said happy birthday.... or my dad... i still feel the pain to this day
User avatar #115 to #20 - EdwardNigma
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You should tell them this instead.

Instead of inviting over friends, get them to invite and family you may have not far away. Be it cousins, brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, anyone. Get as many as you can to come to your house and swap tales with your loved ones, have some cake and have a dandy time. Thats what my family does on birthdays. Good solution for us people with no friends not over the internet.
User avatar #38 - OrangeYellowMan
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thanks....today is actually my birthday. my 21st. I'm not seeing anyone, not going out. just sitting here on FJ. a few friends posted happy b day to me on facebook thats all i really got....
#160 to #38 - Milos
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Hell, I did that for my 23rd birthday.   
Happy birthday dude.
Hell, I did that for my 23rd birthday.
Happy birthday dude.
User avatar #752 to #160 - OrangeYellowMan
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thanks man ^^ I (think) had a good night after all
#211 to #38 - GreenThunder
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Happy birthday man. :D
User avatar #749 to #211 - OrangeYellowMan
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thank you man, it means a lot to me ^^
#293 to #38 - thatmetalguy
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIR
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIR
#745 to #293 - OrangeYellowMan
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Thanks man ^^
#643 to #38 - foreverjon
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Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
#739 to #643 - OrangeYellowMan
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Thank you, it means a lot how FJ rallied together for this ^^ everyone I can give one to is at the very least getting a thumb and a thank you reply.
#694 to #38 - kaspianthegreat
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Happy birthday! Reply back on this thread, how it went at the bar!
User avatar #737 to #694 - OrangeYellowMan
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Well I don't really remember all too much to be honest xD I think my booze was free but yeah. It's all posted up top with the crazy clown gif.
#42 to #38 - dsizzle
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Well then here's whatcha do. Go to a bar. Get ******* HAMMERED! Too drunk to be self conscious, sober enough to not be annoying. And then talk to EVERYONE at the bar. But don't say anything important. Just make HELLA jokes. People will laugh, and you'll most likely never see them again, but at least people will think you're awesome and fun :D
User avatar #48 to #42 - OrangeYellowMan
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you know what...I will. I'm out and i think i know right where to go. I'll let you know how it goes (if i remember)
#56 to #48 - dsizzle
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Congratulations. You are awesome :D
User avatar #774 to #56 - OrangeYellowMan
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oops, i think ive replied to you like 3 times now, my bad o-o
I'm just trying to go through at personally thank anyone you replied on here, it seems liek the right thing to do :P
User avatar #773 to #56 - OrangeYellowMan
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thank you kind sir ^^
#54 to #42 - nivalys
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+1. Happy BDay btw.
User avatar #775 to #54 - OrangeYellowMan
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thanks man ^^
User avatar #772 to #42 - OrangeYellowMan
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Dude...i did just that xD Well my birthday sucked until I got to the bar, just got smashed drunk and explained it was my 21st bday and had no one to celebrate it with. (the bar is walking distance to my house like 3 blocks tops.) Needless to day the patrons at the bar did not accept this and, even though I don't remember the finer details I know I had a good time. I actually woke up in my friends back yard where his mom found me and took me inside. (his mom was pretty cool about it.) I still had the same amount of cash in my pocket as when I left so I think they didn't even make me pay for the booze. I didn't take any credit cards just in case I lost them while getting smashed. All in all. It was an eventful night despite the fact that it wasn't going to be. I think I have funnyjunk to thank for that and I guess mostly you aswell ^^
#792 to #772 - dsizzle
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I'm glad you had fun :D
#470 to #38 - anon id: 44128d2a
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I will refrain from insulting you today!

Happy one day closer to extinction!
User avatar #740 to #470 - OrangeYellowMan
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haha, thank you :D
User avatar #52 to #38 - chloefrancesca
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Happy birthday, dude (hug)
#770 to #52 - OrangeYellowMan
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thank you :D
thank you :D
#73 to #38 - sphinxe
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY.   
LET US RAVE.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
LET US RAVE.
#763 to #73 - OrangeYellowMan
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thanks man ^^
thanks man ^^
User avatar #97 to #38 - symustafa
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User avatar #755 to #97 - OrangeYellowMan
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That was awesome ^^ thank you
#98 to #38 - docillamanilla
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUNNYJUNK FAM!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUNNYJUNK FAM!!!
User avatar #754 to #98 - OrangeYellowMan
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Thank you man ^^
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#741 to #426 - OrangeYellowMan
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Dude it means a lot. more then you may think. all of these post are almost overwhelming.
Dude it means a lot. more then you may think. all of these post are almost overwhelming.
User avatar #41 to #38 - secretlywheatbread
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Happy Birthday, man.
User avatar #44 to #41 - OrangeYellowMan
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thank you man, here is a thumb
User avatar #47 to #44 - secretlywheatbread
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User avatar #776 to #41 - OrangeYellowMan
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thank you so much ^^
#94 to #38 - hairydickfarts
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happy birthday!   
   
   
   
   
party hard
happy birthday!




party hard
#757 to #94 - OrangeYellowMan
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thanks man ^^
thanks man ^^
User avatar #64 to #38 - holdup
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happy birthday. even if we are just on the internet, I consider funnyjunkers my real friends.
User avatar #767 to #64 - OrangeYellowMan
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I know what you mean, I was a bit overwhelmed to get on here today and see all of these post for me. thank you dude :P
User avatar #59 to #38 - ajperry
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Happy Birthday Random Person!
#729 to #38 - nykziggy
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HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOPE IT WAS A BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #734 to #729 - OrangeYellowMan
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Thank you kind sir. It actually was :)
User avatar #346 to #38 - zaggystirdust
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happy Birthday
User avatar #742 to #346 - OrangeYellowMan
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thank you, it means a lot to me ^^
#722 to #38 - pterodactylz
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Found this thread, had to drop you a line, friend.

Happy Birthday, and cheers to you. As a gift, here's one of my favorite pictures, I laugh for days.

PS totally want to know how the bar night went.
#711 to #38 - tylerpav
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this is why I love funnyjunk, because we can be complete assholes to each other at one minute then come together and make one person feel special and happy btw I hope your birthday is the best it can be and hope something amazing happens that brightens up your day : D
User avatar #736 to #711 - OrangeYellowMan
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My bday turned out much better then i thought it was going to be. not much, just getting drunk at a bar and passing out in my friends yard (much to their surprise) but **** man, all these birthday posts mean so much to me!
#301 to #38 - dafunkad
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happy birthday, have some cuteness,
happy birthday, have some cuteness,



User avatar #744 to #301 - OrangeYellowMan
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Omg thats adorable o-o
Thank you so much :D
User avatar #672 to #38 - whtkid
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY <3
User avatar #738 to #672 - OrangeYellowMan
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thank you man! ^^
#264 to #38 - pillowmeister
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Happy "I got out from that smelly vagina" day!
User avatar #746 to #264 - OrangeYellowMan
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why thank you kindly sir, that means a lot to me :P
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User avatar #747 to #304 - OrangeYellowMan
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Thank you man, my night actually turned out ok. I don't remember it too well but i know i went out to a bar, got smashed drunk.....and thats pretty much it. xD woke up in my friends back yard. they were cool about it but it scared the **** out of his mom.
#96 to #38 - roxima
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Happy Birthday! ^^
User avatar #756 to #96 - OrangeYellowMan
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thank you man, it means a lot to me :P
User avatar #212 to #38 - thatonesouthernkid
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happy birthday. you magnificent bastard.
User avatar #748 to #212 - OrangeYellowMan
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thank you so much you magnanimous ****** :D
#89 to #38 - dafaackk
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Happy birthday !! :D
User avatar #759 to #89 - OrangeYellowMan
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Thank you, it means a lot :P
User avatar #191 to #38 - ericbeagles
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Happy birthday friend. Have a good one. You really not been to see family or anything like that?
User avatar #751 to #191 - OrangeYellowMan
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No not at all. my mom and dad (whom i still live with sadly) were out of town and my sister wanted to stay over at a friends house. most of my good friends were too busy so it was just me. BUT i did go out and get smashed drunk and hardly really remember went on at the bar, and I believe all my drinks were free so, everything turned out better then expected ^^ thank you :P
User avatar #778 to #751 - ericbeagles
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Ah nice, fair enough then :D
User avatar #87 to #38 - mrkillerbunny
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Happy birthday random citicen :)
#760 to #87 - OrangeYellowMan
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Comment Picture
User avatar #65 to #38 - WolfPrince
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Happy day of birth
User avatar #764 to #65 - OrangeYellowMan
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Thank you kind sir :P
User avatar #82 to #38 - wishingwell
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Happy birthday mate! - no one should celebrate their birthday alone!
Lots of love from all over the world!
User avatar #761 to #82 - OrangeYellowMan
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Thank you mean, it means a lot to me. My night turned out ok at the bar (i hardly remember a thing) xD
User avatar #60 to #38 - hellvor
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Don't be sad, FJ cares for you :D
User avatar #768 to #60 - OrangeYellowMan
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I can tell xD thank you man
#81 to #38 - omgitztom
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Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
User avatar #758 to #81 - OrangeYellowMan
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I ******* LOVE THAT VIDEO! :D Thanks man
#43 to #38 - dsizzle
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PS happy birthday. My bad. Lol
User avatar #771 to #43 - OrangeYellowMan
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its cool, thank you :P
#68 to #38 - kiksi
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Happy birthday!
User avatar #765 to #68 - OrangeYellowMan
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thank you sir! ^^ it means a lot to me
#356 to #38 - EjaculationMan
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#743 to #356 - OrangeYellowMan
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Thanks man!
Thanks man!
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User avatar #766 to #66 - OrangeYellowMan
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thank you man ^^
#77 to #38 - anon id: faadcb9e
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Happy birthday. :)
User avatar #762 to #77 - OrangeYellowMan
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thank ya kindly ;D
#732 to #38 - discardedslinky
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Happy late Birthday c:
Happy late Birthday c:
User avatar #733 to #732 - OrangeYellowMan
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Thank you so much, it means a lot man! My night turned out much better after I went to that bar xD.
#53 to #38 - SunshineCabbage
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Happy spawning day! :D
Happy spawning day! :D
User avatar #769 to #53 - OrangeYellowMan
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thank you so much man ^^
User avatar #777 to #769 - SunshineCabbage
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:O Madam to you :)
#783 to #777 - OrangeYellowMan
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I wish not correct myself. To me, if I call you man, ma'am, sir, madam etc.  it is all the same. A title should never confine who you really are as a human being.
I wish not correct myself. To me, if I call you man, ma'am, sir, madam etc. it is all the same. A title should never confine who you really are as a human being.
User avatar #785 to #783 - SunshineCabbage
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Dense...

Did ya have a nice birthday in the end? :)
User avatar #786 to #785 - OrangeYellowMan
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I did actually. Long story short went out and got drunk, woke up in my friends back yard and don't recall anything more then that really. its all fuzzy. Scared his mom but they were cool with it xD

(to confess I am a little dense...)
User avatar #787 to #786 - SunshineCabbage
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Sounds like a pretty awesome birthday :P
User avatar #788 to #787 - OrangeYellowMan
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Yeah, I just wish i had a someone to have fun with, but hey, there is always next year ^^
thank you again for the birthday reply on here though!
User avatar #789 to #788 - SunshineCabbage
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Plenty more years for that, my friend! :D

And you're more than welcome!
User avatar #790 to #789 - OrangeYellowMan
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Would it be rude of me to friend request you ma'am? ^^ just for the **** of it?
User avatar #791 to #790 - SunshineCabbage
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You seem like a nice enough chap!
#141 - argonianmaidohonor
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This actually brings back hurtful memories to my 9th birthday. My mother took the time and effort to make really pretty invitations to the girls and TMNT ones for the boys. She made a huge birthday cake (Her profession was cake making and decorating) She did the decorations herself and booked a hall in the community building. I was really excited and handed out the invitations and everyone said they would be there. Even to my sister who is 10 years older than me and my brother who is 6 years older than me. My step father was a few towns away working and my grandmother took me out to buy a new dress for the party. The food selection was great too. Party games with prizes and  music and everything   
   
The time came and I was expecting the room to be full of people shouting surprise. But only my mother was there, she looked all happy but I could tell she was upset as was my grandmother. I waited for 3 hours not opening the few presents that were on the table.  I asked where my sister was and she was out with her boyfriend, my brother was with his friends and couldn't care less and my step father would rather be working overtime than come to my party. I felt so alone and hated. But luckily my mother knew what to do. She quickly went home and came back with my best friend (My doberman who I knew since I was 5) I felt bad in a few ways:   
   
My mother and grandmother worked so hard on this party.   
I had an amazing 3D Pokemon cake that I wanted to share   
No one from school liked me not one person.   
My own siblings couldn't be bothered .   
   
From then on I wasn't sure on trusting people but a similar thing happened as I grew older on more than one occasion. I get invited out for a drink with class or colleges and what happens is I get all dressed up and make an effort and wait where they said to and no one shows up. Then I see them/ hear them talking about the amazing night out.   
Feels bad. Then I get called a loser for not joining people in activities    
   
Sorry but I wanted to share this
This actually brings back hurtful memories to my 9th birthday. My mother took the time and effort to make really pretty invitations to the girls and TMNT ones for the boys. She made a huge birthday cake (Her profession was cake making and decorating) She did the decorations herself and booked a hall in the community building. I was really excited and handed out the invitations and everyone said they would be there. Even to my sister who is 10 years older than me and my brother who is 6 years older than me. My step father was a few towns away working and my grandmother took me out to buy a new dress for the party. The food selection was great too. Party games with prizes and music and everything

The time came and I was expecting the room to be full of people shouting surprise. But only my mother was there, she looked all happy but I could tell she was upset as was my grandmother. I waited for 3 hours not opening the few presents that were on the table. I asked where my sister was and she was out with her boyfriend, my brother was with his friends and couldn't care less and my step father would rather be working overtime than come to my party. I felt so alone and hated. But luckily my mother knew what to do. She quickly went home and came back with my best friend (My doberman who I knew since I was 5) I felt bad in a few ways:

My mother and grandmother worked so hard on this party.
I had an amazing 3D Pokemon cake that I wanted to share
No one from school liked me not one person.
My own siblings couldn't be bothered .

From then on I wasn't sure on trusting people but a similar thing happened as I grew older on more than one occasion. I get invited out for a drink with class or colleges and what happens is I get all dressed up and make an effort and wait where they said to and no one shows up. Then I see them/ hear them talking about the amazing night out.
Feels bad. Then I get called a loser for not joining people in activities

Sorry but I wanted to share this
#188 to #141 - anon id: 0fe12530
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That Really made me think man
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#450 to #438 - argonianmaidohonor
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I will admit after my 9th birthday I cried a lot. But thank you
I will admit after my 9th birthday I cried a lot. But thank you
#228 to #141 - lokixlaughyxson
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User avatar #236 to #141 - karletonx
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Can I see a photo of you please? I feel bad as it is and I want to see what you look like
#240 to #236 - argonianmaidohonor
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Um okay
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Sad photo too!
#249 to #244 - argonianmaidohonor
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Um..Well okay
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Too sad! another happy one pleeeease?
#257 to #252 - argonianmaidohonor
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Last one -.- and the only other smiling one I got Sorry for boobs please don't kill me
User avatar #780 to #257 - WolfPrince
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Kill you? why should we if we're fapping to you?
User avatar #782 to #780 - argonianmaidohonor
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Well then people must have either very little knowledge on porn sites or low standards lol.
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I'm sorry :(
User avatar #147 to #141 - thetattooedone
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I want to lick him.
#164 to #147 - lokixlaughyxson
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And there is me using his character as my profile &gt;.&gt;
And there is me using his character as my profile >.>
User avatar #149 to #147 - argonianmaidohonor
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Who?
User avatar #152 to #149 - thetattooedone
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Tom.
#155 to #152 - argonianmaidohonor
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Damn straight I have lots of gifs of him.
Damn straight I have lots of gifs of him.
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If only.
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Man, since we are confessing:
Up to 1st grade, I attending a private school that my mom's friend ran and let my sister and I into for free. I was the "poor" kid, and I didn't have any cool toys. And on top of that, my parents raised me to be really school-focused (and I love learning anyway), so I spent my class learning instead of goofing off like everyone else. Because of this, I never had real friends. I'd get to play tag with the group every once in a while.

When my mom's friend retired, my sister and I both became homeschooled. Though my sister was smart, I've always been much smarter than her. Thus, my mom just gave me a book and assignments and told me to work, or practice piano while she went to my sister's room to help her study. I didn't think much of it at the time.

My mom decided around (my) 4th grade that it was time for me to go out and get some social "training." So that I didn't wind up crazy. Well it was 4th grade, and I'd never really had much talking beyond my teachers and family, so I didn't know how to make friends. I had one friend, and I hated him. He always hurt me and laughed it off, and he never let me have fun, just made me watch him play video games or make up rules for games of pretend that would always make him OP and me helpless. Nobody else really talked to me when they weren't forced.

The next year, my mom had my sister and I tested, and she scored really high on hers, but I scored perfect on mine (albeit different tests, she was 2 grades ahead). A private school called Berkeley, which is really prestigious (for those who don't know) contacted us and said that they'd be willing to give one of us a full scholarship. They gave my scholarship to my sister, even though I was smarter. Back then, I didn't understand why (because she needed the opportunity, while I could find more because of my brains), it just made me feel worthless to my own parents, like I wasn't important enough.

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User avatar #525 to #504 - Fgner
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That year went pretty much the same for me at school, one friend, but now I also had a few people that picked on me too. But at home things were different. My sister stopped playing with me (I forgot to mention, that my sister and I were always close and best friends) and started going over to her friends houses all the time. And when I brought home my grades, my parents seemed to stop being proud. Perfect scores around the board, I got my black belt, I kept learning piano, I taught myself a TON of stuff. But it felt like they stopped feeling proud of me, and it was just expected. When I brought home a homework or something with a B, they'd yell at me, when I didn't practice one day, they'd yell at me. Back to that worthless feeling almost everyday. I'm a naturally happy person, and I rarely let my pain show externally, so I kept it bottled up and looked like the happiest little kid in the world. I still loved life!

But how they started treating her, that's what got to me. She got a new laptop, she stopped having to do chores, she constantly brought home low grades, and they still acted like she was an angel, like she could do no wrongs. To understand this next part, you should know that birthdays at my house had never been anything. We'd get candy/cookies/a cake and one little present (my biggest one was a fire red gameboy game), no friends or anything, and my sister and I always made each other presents. Well her birthday came, and I had put a lot of work to build her a doll house with my dad, it was her 13th after all. Right that day before, she told me that I wasn't invited to her party. I didn't really understand, so I just nodded my head and acted like I understood (I honestly didn't know what she meant at the time).The next day, I find out that there are like 10 other girls in the house when I'm back from school and they're all playing and having fun. I don't know why, or what's going on, I just get excited!

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User avatar #528 to #525 - Fgner
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I mean, I've never had any real friends, so when I get the chance to feel like I do and play with people, I'm as happy as ever! But when I ask what they're playing my sister starts yelling at me and tells me to go away and that I'm not invited. My parents make me go to my room and say I can't come out all day. That feeling came back, and my first real feelings of hate too. Well nightfall comes and they convince my sister that I HAVE to come eat, but that they'll let the girls eat somewhere else. So I come out and I ask my parents what's going on and they tell me all about these "birthday party" things. And I look in the corner and I see all these presents my sister got, EXPENSIVE presents (Berkeley is a rich place). I ask why I've never had a birthday party and my parents just shrugged it off instead of saying the obvious "nobody likes you." After everyone leaves the next day, I bring out my surprise for my sister. She doesn't even smile. All she says is that she's too old for dolls now and that I should grow up. I put a lot of work into that dollhouse, my feelings were destroyed. My dad comforted me and tried to make me feel better about it of course, and it's not a big deal looking back on it, but at that time, I felt like my best friend, my only real friend in the world just left forever. (Jump forward now, my sister still never talks to me really. I tell her I love her and I miss her and such when we're talking and she just ignores it and moves on. And we only talk the occasion that she needs something. After that day, we've never had a relationship anymore).

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My birthday comes that year. Not even a cake this time. Just a couple happy birthdays. I was crushed. My heart was devastated. The straw that broke the camels back had just been placed, and it was a slow break. First came my denial phase, when I desperately screamed for attention and love from SOMEBODY, ANYBODY for a few months (metaphorically speaking). Nothing I did seemed to matter, I stopped getting ANY positive feedback for my accomplishments, and all of the ones I used to have went to my sister. One of the last days of school, I walked to the playground nearby after school and I started thinking about everything and I was crying. One of the kids that picked on me decided it would be fun to jump me, not knowing my emotional instability and black belt-status. Needless to say, he got the first punch, and I kicked his ass. When I came to my dad with a black eye and told him what happened, he just scolded me, tended to my wound, and left me alone in my room, telling me to stop crying.

That... That was the end. I'd lost all my innocence, my hope, my faith in a God, my goodness and love, anything that people should have to have a reason to living. All of it died that day. I didn't show it, but I became depressed and hated myself and all else.

The next year in middle school came, and I didn't care about rules anymore. Didn't care about anything. I just needed that feeling of being loved. I needed to feel accepted. I spent a week being the new kid, "studying" everyone else. I learned to curse, I learned to mock and how to be funny. At home I stopped trying, I just stayed in my room, I stopped doing any homework or studying (I did that on the bus, or my natural born intelligence took care of it. A's on the report card = parents leaving me alone). I learned to play video games not for fun, but as an escape from reality. The new Kenny (Fgner) was born.

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Now don't get me wrong, these aren't some traumatic things like some people have had. These problems aren't even that big, but during my development, it somehow crossed the wrong wires. I still had no friends, nobody knew Kenny, they new who I pretended to be. I adapted to whatever situation I was in. I had no real personality on the outside anymore, just an ever changing blob of what people wanted me to be, just so I could get their attention. My parents didn't know what was happening to me, but it didn't really matter if they did. It was about this time that my dad felt it was okay to start calling me an idiot and a moron whenever I did something remotely wrong. That just added on to the damage done.

That's not true, one day I got a B, and they tried to take away my video games, and I told them exactly why they couldn't, that it was my only escape and feelgood left in the world. And my dad just said I was being stupid, and my mom just took it as more of a reason to get rid of it, saying it's "rotting my brains."

I get my first crush the next year, and I do my best to impress. By now I'm actually a really cool kid in the eyes of the school, and I'm smart as Hell to boot. Well I do impress, but I still get rejected. Not even on good grounds, simply "because." My second crush, nope. My third - lasts a week, then she says it's just weird.

Now it's 8th grade. (Don't worry, I'm almost done with my novel). I'm still that personality-less blob that's weaping on the inside. I've had a ton of **** piled onto everything though, a lot more attempts at feeling better, a lot more disappointments and feelings of despair. Things start going well, I get my first real girlfriend, I start talking to my sister (better than the god awful silence), and I have that fake acceptance at school. I've even gained REAL acceptance for the REAL me in a few people (adults mainly).

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8th Grade ends, 9th begins. New School, new location, new image. I've gotten really good at the social games by now, so I do really well, and the school is easy as well, although my lack of caring is beginning to show a bit. Everything is going great until I start revealing my real self to my girlfriend. It's about 12 months in now, I expected she'd still "love" me. Relationship starts getting a bit faulty. Well as more and more shows, she starts going away. It's not like the real me is bad.
Positives: Really Smart, really funny, great with people, a solid 7 or 8/10 (9th grade and henceforth)
Negatives: Hate everyone, a bit cynical, a bit snobby about my intelligence here and there, my problems and their effects on my personality (I'm a bit clingy, not THAT much, horny (yeah, I have no shame here. I'm a horny bastard), and I'm a liar (it came with the personality-less blob, maybe even a compulsive liar - Now'a'days that trait is gone though))
That's a generic overview of me back then (and other than compulsive liar, now). Well, she broke up with me 14 months in because she didn't like that real me. Needless to say, didn't help with my mental stability. Wash, rinse, and repeat with my next girlfriend (16 months - because she just wanted to "feel single"). In the meanwhile, she treated me like a worthless piece of ****.

16 months in, she breaks up with me because "she wants to feel single again". Don't worry, no more feel sorry for me ********. Kenny 3.0 is born here though. I have sudden self-realizations, I get my personality back, I get all these new outlooks on life. Things are great, things are wonderful! The final Kenny is finally born, I'm all grown up. Within a week I've asked out my (now) wife, started going to college 2 years early for free, got a job, got ripped (just kidding, I don't even lift, but I'm still 8/10), became a programmer (which has henceforth been my favorite thing in the world - yes more than sex).

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#720 to #577 - iamnotacleverman
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do you even lif... oh wait you don't. carry on.
#588 to #577 - Fgner
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Life for me has been pretty amazing. So I can't complain about her breaking up with me, because it made my life as perfect as I could ever hope. And I don't really want you to feel bad for me that much (if you were going to at all), because all of that made me appreciate so much more what I have today, and made me the man I am today. But deep inside of me, I still have that little boy, screaming for attention, crying an eternal river, that will never feel better. I still miss my sister, and the childhood and family I never had. And sometimes I cry (**** you, men cry) when it all comes back to me, when I remember those feelings.

Then everybody died. The End.
#150 to #141 - bdawg
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.....Come here and give me a hug you silly billy. I would have gone without a doubt and eat the cake with you along with giving you booster packs of Pokemon or yugioh.
#158 to #150 - argonianmaidohonor
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Thanks. Pokemon stuff yeah. I also had keychains with the three starters on it in little goodie bags
Thanks. Pokemon stuff yeah. I also had keychains with the three starters on it in little goodie bags
#166 to #158 - bdawg
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We will have our own party. It will have over 30 types of different cakes and have a clown... Yeah clowns rule. We will then rent paintball guns and shoot at the people who Did not attend right in the knee. It will be glorious.
We will have our own party. It will have over 30 types of different cakes and have a clown... Yeah clowns rule. We will then rent paintball guns and shoot at the people who Did not attend right in the knee. It will be glorious.
User avatar #167 to #166 - argonianmaidohonor
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Woo I like
#271 to #167 - bdawg
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And then we end it with a Pokemon marathon along with staying up for over 12 hours and watching Pokemon and digimon movies. And then One year later of intense bill nye science we make our own Pokemon get our own starters and Duel to world you and me back to back. Saying **** YOU to the world.
User avatar #275 to #271 - argonianmaidohonor
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Sounds amazing. I already studied physics in Oxford university :/ I only just began learning biology so as for Pokemon well we could dream
User avatar #278 to #275 - bdawg
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....You know we could always kidnapp scientist..... Whip them on the back if they dont work fast enough. Just a though
#283 to #278 - argonianmaidohonor
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No joke it is... My mother thinks I am a sexual predator
User avatar #402 to #283 - bdawg
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Who isint?
User avatar #428 to #402 - argonianmaidohonor
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True
User avatar #460 to #428 - bdawg
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Bring out the whips white van and candy we got some hunting to do.
User avatar #463 to #460 - argonianmaidohonor
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Candy aint gonna get me a doctor or scientist but books will
User avatar #469 to #463 - bdawg
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Oh you stupid silly billy All we do is say this candy has a sense of godly powers and all scientist along with a few religious nuts will flock the candy. (We can use the religious as experiments for the Pokemon,) Then just put a net over them and easy peasy
User avatar #476 to #469 - argonianmaidohonor
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Hmm I like it
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he should've gave invites to more than 3 people
#12 - Phantomgal
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Sinfest comics  more feels for you
Sinfest comics more feels for you
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a gif? really?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Phantomgal
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I am not clever with the internet
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If you have the full image, open in paint and re-save it as a jpeg.
#285 - kkrriissttiinnee
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This happened to me in 3'rd grade. My dad was so excited for me and got everything prepared and what not, but in the end no one showed up and I felt like I had disappointed him. It was such a horrible feeling knowing that I invited everyone that I could and no one bothered to showed up. :c
#295 to #285 - anon id: 15e6e9c4
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That honestly sucks man. You have all my condolences and feels.
#297 to #285 - mrskyler
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Aww. I just had that feeling where my throat gets tight when I get sad.    
That never happens on FJ.    
   
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Aww. I just had that feeling where my throat gets tight when I get sad.
That never happens on FJ.

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#303 to #285 - lastsamurai
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Well..
Once I had this birthday when I was much younger..
We watched a movie, played games and ate a huge cake with candy and such.
We took a fishing pole and "fished" for candy down the stairs, mom would tie the candy to the line and we'd get each our try and get the candy inside.

When they were about to leave one of the guys in my class said the party was bad.
I was crushed, thinking (did everyone else think that too..?)
User avatar #316 to #303 - kkrriissttiinnee
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What an ass move...That would've crushed my feelings too. That honestly seemed like a pretty cute party, but sometimes it's always just one person that ruins it.
#424 - imfratt
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**imfratt rolls 00**
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**maskedmask rolls 14** just testing the dubs switch
User avatar #431 to #430 - maskedmask
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call a engineer
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**maskedmask rolls 37** ok i think i fixed it
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****
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#17 - pegasister
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I'd go to his party!!
I'd go to his party!!
#220 - coshocker
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I've had that happen to plenty of times with me. My younger brother was born on the same day that I was but exactly 3 years apart. Since he was born everyone just forgot that it was my birthday as well. We had parties but they were mostly for him and everyone told him "happy birthday" and not me and sometime my parents would forget that it's my birthday as well. I didn't want to throw a fit because it was his day as well. Every time that it hits our birthday, I stay alone inside my room or stay at the house for him to have a good time. But ever since he started talking, he would always knock on my door and bring me a piece of cake and say "Happy Birthday Nick!" with a huge smile on his face. He is the only one that remembers that it's my birthday as well. I always thank him and give him a hug. As long as I get a "happy birthday" from him.... I really don't care who knows my birthday, as long as he remembers, that's all that really matters to me.
User avatar #239 to #220 - theoriginaltyson
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>three years apart
>when he started talking
wut?
That'd make you like seven years old at the most
User avatar #267 to #239 - coshocker
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He's 16 and I'm 19. Every birthday he does this and it just makes me happy.
User avatar #319 to #267 - theoriginaltyson
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Well why don't you ******* speak out about it
"Hey guys it's my birthday too"
Wouldn't be too hard to do.
I'm sorry but this story just seems so fake.
#624 to #319 - harryscene
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Maybe because people aren't complete ******* assholes?
Maybe because people aren't complete ******* assholes?
User avatar #628 to #624 - theoriginaltyson
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Did you mean that people ARE complete ******* assholes? That'd make more sense. And his parents would have to be complete ******* assholes to just completely forget about their first child's birthday because their second child's birthday is on the same day.
User avatar #631 to #628 - harryscene
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The youngest always gets glorified. It's not like the guy is running around saying "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO, GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!!!!!". He let's his little brother just have the spotlight, then the brother says happy birthday to him. That's ******* HEARTWARMING.
User avatar #633 to #631 - theoriginaltyson
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Not that part. I find it very hard to believe that nobody in his family or otherwise even acknowledges that he was also born on that day. Either he has some god awful parents or the story is ********.
User avatar #639 to #633 - harryscene
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Look, you believe what you want to believe. That story gave me a feel.
User avatar #644 to #639 - theoriginaltyson
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"It's on the internet, it must be true!" - you
Lol, this in funnyjunk, man, that guy probably either greatly exaggerated or just completely made the story up to get thumbs.
User avatar #645 to #644 - harryscene
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Jesus man, you need to get the **** over it. It doesn't matter if it's true or not. It was a heart warming tale.
User avatar #657 to #645 - theoriginaltyson
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You're the person defending some hardly believably post on some random website. There're a lot better(or worse I guess) things in the world to have feels about than this story.
User avatar #661 to #657 - harryscene
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Look, since all you're doing is spouting ********, I'll cut to the chase. Nobody cares if you believed it or not. Don't try to say "Oh there are worst things that blah blah blah", it's not a ******* contest.
User avatar #725 to #661 - theoriginaltyson
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I'm spouting ********? Lol. Nobody cares if you believe it either, you know.
User avatar #727 to #725 - harryscene
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I know nobody cares, but you don't see me making a fool of myself.
User avatar #730 to #727 - theoriginaltyson
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That could be argued.
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User avatar #226 to #220 - xfortune
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When is your birthday, I'll see what I can do.
#227 to #220 - nyanpoptart
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When's your birthday? I'll tell you happy birthday.
When's your birthday? I'll tell you happy birthday.
#259 to #220 - feelythefeel
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Come 'ere, bro. Feel with me.