Bacon Sandwich Rule 34

ITS NOT MY FAULT!!!
*runs away and cries*

ah its okay thats your mostly Mayo

Is it wrong that even though I realised what you were getting at, I Om nom nom'd?

its funny because your suggesting that the mayo is semen

you're. It's you're

oh yeah my bad :)

It's all good.

captain obvious saves the day again

Ba dum chhh. (That was supposed to be that drum thing that comes after a joke. So, uh...yeah.)

epic
fucking
win

Haha, well done sir!

**RickA rolls 567,343,832**

No. Because anons once again, cannot be trusted with such responsibility. Make an account and you can be trusted.

FUCK YES!

thats what she said!

ha.

OMG thanks you for these thumbs and i love you funnyjunk and i wish can screen cap this

:( I was just about to post something related to that.... WHY, WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN HERE FIRST!!!!!!!

Anyway, I was gonna say "Hmmm, I didn't ask for mayonaise with my sandwich... uh dude, that isn't mayo... I know ;D"
but you beat me, kudos, thumbs up.

omg i made it to top comments

You rapist right Agreeing Owl
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[O.o] -...guess its Bacon with Mayo
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its Integral Bread.

how . . . .how could you . . . he was just a little sammich . . freshly made . . . i thought that was pedobears job. . . not yours

THATS WHAT I SAID

Hello, I am Chris Bacon and Hamsen... take a seat and lets talk about it.

My thoughts exactly, as the penguin earlier put, dats MY job! im takin this shit to court

so...i heard you like sammiches with mayo...

o.o I CANT LOOK AT YOU THE SAME ANYMORE................ok now i can :D

Sorry DSend, looks like you were screwed on this one...

or maybe it was the sammich which got screwed?

i understand completely...great surprise, eh?

Why!? why would you do that to the poor sa-ha-hamichh!!! *Cries*

Win.

Flawless fucking win my friend, flawless fucking win

*ashamed*...Yeah

u forgot the "cheese"...

That COMES later.

and the mayo

Wintacular

O.o

O__O

0.o

im sorry

puns rock.

the waiter being your wife

did u really just do that? make an account of...
omg

Mon Dieu, finally someone with some sense. Thank you for not being an immature 12 year old. Seriously, thank you.

it would also have mispelled words

and grammar nazis

^whores

COME ON GUYS DON'T BE PUSSIES, SOMEONE MAKE THIS A TENTACLE RAPE MONSTER.

that goes against everything i stand for... i eat delicious sammich's, and i'd rather not get fucked by what i eat.... (all dirty jokes aside)

Pretty please?

<---Wolf...not a vicious tentacle rape making machine.
DSend is allowed to rape sammichs when ever he wants

(He's the one who made/vote'd for it) soooo, yeah.

Then this is now an official request to Dsend to make this happen, as his reward he could draw it raping all the other comic makers.

EWWWWWW!...I mean YEEAAAHHHH!

ohhh i see wat you did thar, very good

if you want people to think its real than 34 it...OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!?!?!1

I wish I could say I've never heard that before.

ill get the peroxide

amen

TheDesigner should make a section called "Member's Only" where stuff like this can go; then people will be tempted to make an account to see what lies within this "Members Area" thus increasing traffic.

so, so true, dood, but you know he isn't... or maybe he will? he HAS started doing stuff we asked him, but i don't know about this one, dood

that makes sense, and curiosity will drive those new to funnyjunk to become a member! *POOF* you have a member who will keep on going to funnyjunk!

thats sick

... Oh, you're one of those 'SANE' people, aren't you?

no.
your meant to fuck it after you've eaten it

But I need to FUCK things first! It's more necessary to survival! I can LIVE without eating!

...........0.o