Drunk

<MFW repost I've never seen

**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #387 at Avengers **

Everyone below

I love drunkme sometimes. Drunkme takes showers for me after coming home smelling like cigarettes from some racist bar, drunkme leaves me a bottle of water, drunkme brushes my teeth so that I won't have to wake up to the disgusting taste of everclear, drunkme cleans up the room so that I won't have to, drunkme tucks me in at night.
Drunkme has yet to kill a person.

>Go to cousin's house to hang out
>Every night at this house is a party
>They party extra hard because I'm there (They'll come up with any fucking excuse they can to drink more)
fast forward to next morning
>2 of my cousin's friends awake when I come downstairs
>All drinking water because hangovers
>3rd friend (who lives there) comes downstairs
>In his hand is a bottle of Vodka with the word "hangovers" written in sharpie
>Awkward silence as we stare at him
>"Well you can't get a hangover if you just stay drunk all the time"

Believe it or not, that guy is going to Law School in a year.

I know this is a repost, am I going to shove it in your faces like a dick, no.

RE FUCKING POST

>My roommate and I go hit the bars a few times a week.
>A few weeks ago, on 5 dollar fridays, we got messed up.
>Woke up the next morning, no Idea how we got home, and our house was covered in sticky notes
>We labelled almost everything the night before and left mysterious comments to ourselves like "dont forget to feed the fish, his toenails need clipping."
>presumably so we wouldnt forget.
>mfw we have no fish.

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You've forced my hand

Maybe Drunk Him is a completely different personality that only gets to come out when he is drunk. Like Mr. Hyde.
So he left him a drink to get him drunk so he could take the body over again.

hooray this id is one of the first post I ever see on the funnyjunks
almost one year ago

vodka so clear an unsmelly

>Go to party one night a few years back
>Fun party
>All my friends there
>Pass out, drunk as fuck
>Wake up in the morning quite hungover
>"What the fuck happened last night?"
>See water bottle next to me
>"Oh thank god, I'm so thirsty."
>MFW I forgot that a friend of mine gave me some vodka and put it in a water bottle for me.

>had a rowdy night of resident evil 5 marathon with my buddy in my dorm
>sippin on bacardi and coke all night
>coke cans everywhere
>drunk as fuck
>pass out
>wake up, major dry mouth
>all coke cans are empty (there's a full 12 pack strewed around the room)
>grab half filled water bottle on desk, begin to chug
>vodka taste settles in after the entire bottle has been emptied into my mouth
>spray entire room with vodka from my mouth
>pic related, I'm the guy with the ponytail and the masked man is the waterbottle

Well, I've only been 'pass out with no recolection of last night' drunk a few times, this was one of them. I am a male.

I ate the whole batch of weed brownies and I really have low tolerence to it, and drank almost all of the smirnoff ice, the bathroom was coated thoroughly in my vomit.