women

Your boobs are fine.

Where do you live?

For me to properly revel in awe of your breasts I would first have to see them.

hold up buddy... she might be a 5... OR UNDER D:>

Whats wrong with that?

what u did there...

you seem so legit

out of the point, but, where are you from, dude?

Legend tells us that when someone asked Diogenes the Cynic where he came from, he would reply ''Είμαι μια κοσμοπολίτικη''
I am a citizen of the world

but yes, maybe the old flag of the spanish colonial empire could have been misleading, I like that flag for some reasons, but any of them is nationalism

oookay.

All I see when I look at that is Lisa Simpson.

You sound quite sluttish, my dear.

Not trying to sound a like a douche with this pic, but I never get to use it.



Also, I want to use your boobs as a bouncing landing site for my head.

No, it's not. "Tits or Get the fuck out" is one of the Internet Rules that basically means "Pics or it didn't happen" It's the reply for when a girl comments that she is a girl or about her physical body. Requesting she shows her body, or no one cares and you should just leave.

Well "get the fuck out" would make less since because it is the internet. You can't get out of the internet but you can get off of the internet.

I guess I always saw "gtfo" which when I use it means "get the fuck off" and put that in my head.

No idea. Anyway, would make the same resoults wouldn't you agree?

I guess, it's just one of those little bothersome things like my penis.

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chill out, slut.

word?

Not me. I'm ugly as hell.

I agree with you, but I think that's most if not all women on this site. But, you have exquisite boobs.

Your boobs are wonderful

I want to bite your nipple tenderly and shove many vegetables into you vagina.

Then why do all women hate me?

Do they hate you or do they not know you?

Doctor Love is in.
Tell me about yourself.

We must be soul mates.

Just kidding; you're on the internet.

I didn't really like your comment much because it's obvious and promotes dumb stuff, but the nipples thing made me laugh, so you get a thumb.

Why.

because fuck you that's why!

that doesnt look friendly at all.....

Oh Lawdy Jesus what the hell is that thing on the right

20% cooler

It's a joke, buddy

Thanks god someone gets it! Was this said really as some kind of philosophical question as to women's actual desires in men? Seriously everyone stop pretending you have a doctorate in every subject and just accept funnyness for funnyness sake.

from?

Chapelle show

da fuq? Not all women are like that, dude. And a 12-inch shaft? Seriously? That would hurt like stepping on a giant rusty nail. Also, fake tans are nasty on any gender. Besides, I'm sure that there are similar guys who would only like a girl if she had the perfect waist, big breasts and made 900k a year. There isn't a man alive who would pass up a broad like that.

tl;dr your butthurt is gargantuan and your view on reality is skewed.

thank god someone made that a gif

Do you want the rest?

I'd ask you to marry me but I'm already off the market...

I'm sure Miss Redeadhunter will live up to your expectations.

It sort of sounds like they are just fishing for compliments "Hey look at what i'm wearing, what do you think?" When they already have an opinion formed and they just want to see your input.

Oh God it hurts to see! But it's also fucking hilarious