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#83 - theoriginalzombie (09/30/2012) [-]
The thing I've always wondered is whether Superman's "bulletproofness" makes him numb to all normal sensations like sex or itching. If he DOESN'T gain any pleasure from sex with Lois then how does he get his kicks? Fucking mountains in his spare time? If he for some reason DOES have normal sensation in his penis, then why hasn't anyone just shot him in the dick? The guy stands like this for chrissake. Just begging to be glocked in the cock
The thing I've always wondered is whether Superman's "bulletproofness" makes him numb to all normal sensations like sex or itching. If he DOESN'T gain any pleasure from sex with Lois then how does he get his kicks? Fucking mountains in his spare time? If he for some reason DOES have normal sensation in his penis, then why hasn't anyone just shot him in the dick?

The guy stands like this for chrissake. Just begging to be glocked in the cock
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User avatar #140 to #83 - neokun ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
Glocked in the cock, you have made me so happy I laughed for about a minute.
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User avatar #125 to #83 - paperluigigatxl (09/30/2012) [-]
Maybe its just his suit? Lolidk
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User avatar #122 to #83 - TurkeyCupcake (09/30/2012) [-]
The government really should give people like you funding to answer life's difficult questions such as these.
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#89 to #83 - thebritishguy (09/30/2012) [-]
holy shit why isn't this on the news!!!!
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User avatar #86 to #83 - itzmob ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
He's bulletproof cause he's apparently dense enough to be. But for some reason he's light enough to fucking fly.
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User avatar #105 to #86 - akinto (09/30/2012) [-]
Well according to Irredeemable, The Plutonian, who's pretty much exactly like Superman, doesn't have heatvision/ x-ray vision/ superstrength/ speed/ flight but his only ability is to control molecules, which means he can alter everything around him.
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User avatar #108 to #105 - merrymarvelite (09/30/2012) [-]
Sentry from Marvel Comics had a similar deal. I'm pretty sure it was explained that his powers came from the ability to alter reality immediately around him.
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User avatar #113 to #108 - akinto (09/30/2012) [-]
So who knows that might be Superman's ability too
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