Titanic. Dont know if yall seen this before or not.. Oh he'll definitely cum up in a minute or so.... No Mermans
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#103 - Bronboa
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Oh he'll definitely cum up in a minute or so....
Oh he'll definitely cum up in a minute or so....
#105 to #103 - alphajunk
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..but at the end, he came down!
#62 - ChanChan
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User avatar #126 to #62 - dustypengwin
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I cant- I cant! I CANT ******* BREATHE!
User avatar #190 to #126 - edmin
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HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Nope.
#112 - saturous
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well i guess... that blowjob... was to die for
well i guess... that blowjob... was to die for
User avatar #15 - maidenmk
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**maidenmk rolls 4,897**

No wonder he didnt want to get on the door.
User avatar #64 to #15 - wrpen
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Open the floor?
User avatar #75 to #64 - brianhanerjr
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No.
#25 to #15 - waffies
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He was already satisfied with the amount of wood he had?
#57 to #25 - michiisgay
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Oh you.
Oh you.
#32 to #25 - connorcrafting [OP]
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#37 to #25 - applejackhf
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#58 to #25 - ohaibrooooh
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Nice one.
#28 to #25 - baaltomekk
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#39 - erbos
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#90 to #39 - anon id: 4315836b
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her tits defy gravity
User avatar #101 to #90 - admiralen
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not really shes holding them back
User avatar #107 to #39 - dodospambot
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The real question is how is she going to use the dildo?
#59 - englman
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Why in the holy heck would you want a blowjob from a mermaid!?
#94 to #59 - anon id: 2fce5101
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That's a Ningen, He'd probably just punch the **** out of the titanic...they're ******* huge. Mermaids are slutty, red headed, Hipsterish, and the size of the chick from New Girl.
#96 to #94 - englman
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Like so?
User avatar #141 to #59 - mufffinkiller
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Why in the holy heck would you decline a free blowjob!?
#154 to #59 - TheWeigand
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#180 to #154 - ibangbabys
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OH GOD THIS HAS LESS THUMBS THAT IT DESERVES
MY GOD OP I CAN'T BREATHE
User avatar #60 to #59 - uhidk
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dude...

look at the mouth.
and those hands.
#61 to #60 - englman
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This is the only "mermaid" for me lol
User avatar #69 to #61 - mailboxhead
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That is not a mermaid, that is a Zora.
User avatar #70 to #69 - englman
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That is why I used quotation marks... But people don't get it I guess..
User avatar #73 to #70 - drainbramage
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Well, who were you quoting?
User avatar #77 to #73 - englman
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I was using quotes to express that I knew it wasn't actually a mermaid, but rather that is was "mermaid-like." Not quoting an individual.

example: *John walks in and sits at the popular kids table and keeps going on about his really cool party he threw over the weekend, that actually wasn't that cool* the kids secretly mock him by saying "Wow John, you're so 'cool'.."

It's essentially a way of expressing sarcasm through text in that example. But it's partially applicable to other situations that are roughly similar (My mermaid comment)
User avatar #78 to #77 - drainbramage
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Ehh..no, no. you were looking for one of these thing --->'<--- you were paraphrasing, the correct use of quotation marks would be to quote someone or to show dialogue in a story, and since you are not fictional, nor can you quote yourself, there was no need for them.
User avatar #79 to #78 - englman
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Oh, so it should have read

"This is the only 'mermaid' for me lol"?
User avatar #81 to #79 - drainbramage
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Exactly.
User avatar #83 to #81 - englman
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Oh I see lol well thank you.
User avatar #84 to #83 - drainbramage
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You're welcome!







English is the only subject I've ever been any good at.
#87 - potatotown
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trying to read this ****   
inb4 overused gif is overused
trying to read this ****
inb4 overused gif is overused
#55 - michiisgay
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Best explanation I've seen so far.
Best explanation I've seen so far.
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#177 to #173 - corundum
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#183 to #177 - justakewldewd
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#27 - stayoutofmyshed
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not saying you are banned but..
not saying you are banned but..
User avatar #29 to #27 - connorcrafting [OP]
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Doesnt really show anything, Dont see how I would be
User avatar #30 to #29 - stayoutofmyshed
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if it even shows sexual things he will be like "banned"
User avatar #31 to #30 - connorcrafting [OP]
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Well soon we shall find out.
#33 to #31 - stayoutofmyshed
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User avatar #44 to #33 - connorcrafting [OP]
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Not banned yet!

Lets keep this going~
#46 to #44 - stayoutofmyshed
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