OC. . Two strangers or o : You can' t be vegetarian Because! like meet Two or 01 pet store: You can' t buy a cat, Because I' m allergic Two Mangers of o grocery
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Two strangers or o :
You can' t be vegetarian
Because! like meet
Two or 01 pet store:
You can' t buy a cat,
Because I' m
allergic
Two Mangers of o grocery wore:
You can' t
buy that chocolate
Because I' m on a diet
This is ridiculous behaviour.
Gay couples can' t marry
I' m not gay
This is reality.
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Submitted: 09/29/2012
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#69 - jewlube (09/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#46 - ushuaia (09/29/2012) [+] (32 replies)
Funnyjunk logic

You cant be gay
Why
Because im not gay
FJ opinion: Stupid, ridiculous

You cant like that music
Why?
Because i like metal
FJ opinion: here have +1000thumbs
User avatar #30 - ihaveakeyboard (09/29/2012) [+] (42 replies)
"You can't mention God in school!"
"Why?"
"I don't think he exists!"
I am an atheist, I just think this is retarded
#208 - partieshard (09/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)
You can't post this here.   
Why not?   
It isn't funny.   
   
REALITY
You can't post this here.
Why not?
It isn't funny.

REALITY

#2 - waffies ONLINE (09/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#611 - littlenish (09/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Let me tell you a little anecdote
>3 years ago, 13 years old
>Goto school w/ gay kid, he's my best friend
>Neighbor is a homophobic, condones violence to everyone who isn't straight
>"Daniel" found out that "Omer" was gay, devises plan to commit hate crime
>3 weeks pass, plan is about to unfold
>"Daniel" rides up to the school on his bike
>"Daniel" is a jock, "Omer" and I were in the marching band
>We're practicing on the field, the football team is also on the field
>"Daniel" comes in, wearing his uniform
>Walks over to "Omer" and beats the **** out of him
>Soon other jocks join in after some Clarinets try to help "Omer" out
>2nd Trumpets get in, we get our **** slapped
>Bass line sees the brawl, they told the 1st trumpets (and cornet) to sound battle call
>I pulled "Omer" out, and helped him up, and we went home
>mfw I looked behind to see the marching band beating the **** out of the football team
#369 - fretax (09/29/2012) [-]
I bet you didn't see that one coming did ya?
User avatar #228 - slumberdonkey (09/29/2012) [-]
I was expecting op to make it about religion. Op didn't. Op was kinda cool today.
#288 - calsamurai ONLINE (09/29/2012) [-]
#81 - BeaverBalls (09/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#116 - fyaq (09/29/2012) [-]
You cant **** dead people!
Why not?
Because I'm not dead!
#111 - ooimilesoo (09/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
MFW I just discovered one of my friends is anti-gay marriage
MFW I just discovered one of my friends is anti-gay marriage
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#373 - arawan has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #381 to #373 - lolfire (09/29/2012) [-]
Because second hand smoke is proven to harm other people..
It's not like you can get second hand homosexuality from gay people marrying..
#324 - panamaofjacks (09/29/2012) [-]
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#125 - keggut **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#599 - ismet (09/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I don't get it why straight people are so pro-gay marriage. It doesn't concern them in any way. I don't care if you're straight or gay. I'm just so fed up seeing all these posts about how gay marriage should be allowed. I just don't care.
#140 - garbleflab (09/29/2012) [-]
You can't like that movie!

Why not?

Because I'm a critic and I say it sucks!
#484 - anonymous (09/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
as long as gay people aren't ******* me up the butt i don't give a **** .
User avatar #382 - ilovehitler (09/29/2012) [+] (8 replies)
And now for the FJ version

FJ: You can't like MLP
Fan of MLP: Why not?
Fj: Because I don't like it
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