To Catch a Skyrim Thief

holy shit, is that Katara?

I think they missed the sarcasm.

Do u evn left fegget?"

No, it's because when someone writes that, it's mandatory that you use bad grammar.

Well thank you for explaining it to me. ^_^

You're welcome.

and what do you plan on doing with them once you get them?

oh

I'm pretty sure its part of the joke.

"Likes"

Fagget u don evn lft

haha wow look at all those red thumbs.

What are you, 12?

looking at your posts above it looks like you are in the same hole as me "faggot"

here sir try this on for size

mfw spiders are on me

sneak all day err day!

I remember when I was in the middle of Morthal when a Master Vampire came up and fucked some guy's shit up. The guard approached me and asked if I knew who did it. I casually told him I don't give a shit who did it, I'm not going to give him any info, and basically just to fuck off. Long story short, he arrested me.

did you say 'vampire'?!?!?

I know he is, i already fucked him!


...Wait, shit!

We are all drunk that night! No one was suppose to find out!

I dont care if everyone knows, that 6 way with that guard, khajiit and dragon was glorious

Wasn't glorious for me.. I couldn't walk for a week!

My dick is smurf

As a fellow nord I must say that's fucking beautiful.

I am a nORD and a storm cloak, but i fucking hate Ulfric.

SMILE MILK DRINKER

Ulfric is a pussy ass faggot bitch. I do all your fucking war for you and you don't even let me be jarl of solitude!? Fuck it, I challenge ye to single combat for the title of high king.

Then realise he is still essential npc and get my ass kicked.

Im a Nord, all the way, Fuckin love Talos, Fuckin hate High elves, But ulfric is a pussy, a faggot, a douche, and he's like Alqueda and The Taliban; A disgrace to the god he worships.
I think both the Empire and Storm Cloaks are in the wrong in this whole war.

The Imperials pretended to not allow the worship of Talos in skyrim, then one day Ulfric gets up and over reacts to the empires laws and gets the attention of the High Elves causing a massive civil war. The Empire, Though, should have done SOMETHING to stop the White Gold Concordant or what ever.

Yes, I am a complete DORK about Skyrim.

Is that from the MLP skyrim video?
Ulfric is, in fact, a milk drinker.

Just a little bit

Mayybeeeeee.

Fucken lol

I personally think that the Stormcloaks' cause would be just, if Ulfric wasn't such a pretentious douche. I hate the racism he brings to skyrim, if his only goal was to get Talos worship to be legal again, I'd say he'd be a noble man. But, if you get the Thalmor Dossier, you learn some shit that makes you hate Ulfric anyway. Really, I doubt he gives a shit about Skyrim, I think he just wants to be High King.

YES!

I love the lol made out of weapons xD and I am an argonian so my jimmies remain stationary

If you'll excuse me, I must now do this in Skyrim, but make it say: "Who stole my sweetroll!"

Sweet rolls?
Fimmion hungry.

MFW half of the comic I made randomly shows up in a Skyrim thread

and you have to love when you capture solitude or windhelm, you are the next rank under the leader of the army, and still all the soldiers on whichever side you picked bad mouth you.

I love attacking guards outside cities and luring them to a giant, just so they die like this xD

i know the feeling

These boys work hard, but party harder.

*These boys work hard, and play harder.

Except I always catch the dragon

Oh... My... God...

CANNOT UN SEE

all of my hate for them now.

That reminds me of the dance from Junglebook....

You called?

i once killed 3 civilians right next to each other i stood on their bodies and a guard came up to me and said " hey you! yes, you! i know who you are....hail Sithis " it was the best shit ever

you have to get your pickpocketing skills up to level 100, not only that, you have to use so many perks just to unlock it... its kinda a skill unlockable at sooo later stage, when you already don't need your "victim's" item, sort of a "fun" skill

It's purpose is to make towns of naked people, basically.

at first, i kind of liked the concept....In the beginning.

But once you reach higher levels, you begin to realize that this was actually extremely limiting. I mean, we don't even have a chance to reset our points if we wanted to change class, or focus on other skills.

So...it kind of sucks. Good game though.

Unless you play on PC, in which case you have full console control where you can change whatever you want, how you want.

We've all been there.. Many times.

Did the same thing in Hitman.. And hitman 2. And Hitman: Bloodmoney. And I'm going to do it in Hitman: Absolution as well.