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Better than my parenting skills
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#53
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EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/29/2012) [-] 
Story time. In handy dandy green text format. Even though it's not green.
>Watching sister play Sims 3 out of boredom
>Wife lady person had triplets
>"Fuck"
>She moves them to a bigger house
>parents take 2 kids inside
>Third one left outside. On the sidewalk. Next to the road.
>Sims wouldn't go get the baby no matter how much she tried.
>Guy comes by house
>Walks right past baby, goes in house for a while
>Starts to just do random shit
>Goes outside gate and picks up baby on sidewalk (It's been there at least a day now)
>Guy leaves with baby
>The baby is never seen again
>Hfw and mfw
Theres another story about how once her Sims managed to put a baby in a fucking oven and the baby disappeared. But lets leave that for another day.
>Watching sister play Sims 3 out of boredom
>Wife lady person had triplets
>"Fuck"
>She moves them to a bigger house
>parents take 2 kids inside
>Third one left outside. On the sidewalk. Next to the road.
>Sims wouldn't go get the baby no matter how much she tried.
>Guy comes by house
>Walks right past baby, goes in house for a while
>Starts to just do random shit
>Goes outside gate and picks up baby on sidewalk (It's been there at least a day now)
>Guy leaves with baby
>The baby is never seen again
>Hfw and mfw
Theres another story about how once her Sims managed to put a baby in a fucking oven and the baby disappeared. But lets leave that for another day.
#74
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SpcRamon (09/29/2012) [-] Psh....setting a baby on fire is easy.
Try throwing it in an aquarium. And watch it squirm.
Try throwing it in an aquarium. And watch it squirm.
#56
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kietzu (09/29/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Oh, the sims.
Let me just get my cool story ready.
>Have a female friend who plays the sims a lot
>She makes a family
>Family based on her, me, and one of her friends
>She finishes the house/family
>Play with another family
>Our family is now in free mode
>One week later
>Male friend sim has been out travelling for several in-game years
>Her sim decided that she wanted to birth my sims offspring
>6 times
>MFW
Let me just get my cool story ready.
>Have a female friend who plays the sims a lot
>She makes a family
>Family based on her, me, and one of her friends
>She finishes the house/family
>Play with another family
>Our family is now in free mode
>One week later
>Male friend sim has been out travelling for several in-game years
>Her sim decided that she wanted to birth my sims offspring
>6 times
>MFW
#67
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N. Korean citizen (09/29/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
I don't have the Sims 3 yet, but I still love the Sims 2 and its shenanigans.
>usually make a Sim as a toddler and play through its life, rather than focus too much on the whole family
>have a Sim toddler who lives with her grandparents
>there's a swingset in the backyard, and random neighborhood people come swing in the swings at random times of the day, then leave
>around 3am in Sims time, random neighbor lady comes to swing on the swings for an hour; toddler Sim and grandma are sleeping, grandpa Sim is on toilet
>random neighbor lady comes in and takes the toddler out of her crib, snuggles her, and starts to leave the house
>grandpa Sim, who has 0 nice points, apparently flips his shit and initiates a fight with random neighbor lady, who he apparently made enemies on a family trip while I wasn't paying attention
>grandpa Sim wins, fights neighbor lady again, wins again
>lady leaves, grandpa snuggles and feeds toddler before putting her back in her crib
>they're sentient beings wtf
>usually make a Sim as a toddler and play through its life, rather than focus too much on the whole family
>have a Sim toddler who lives with her grandparents
>there's a swingset in the backyard, and random neighborhood people come swing in the swings at random times of the day, then leave
>around 3am in Sims time, random neighbor lady comes to swing on the swings for an hour; toddler Sim and grandma are sleeping, grandpa Sim is on toilet
>random neighbor lady comes in and takes the toddler out of her crib, snuggles her, and starts to leave the house
>grandpa Sim, who has 0 nice points, apparently flips his shit and initiates a fight with random neighbor lady, who he apparently made enemies on a family trip while I wasn't paying attention
>grandpa Sim wins, fights neighbor lady again, wins again
>lady leaves, grandpa snuggles and feeds toddler before putting her back in her crib
>they're sentient beings wtf
