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Wow you googled spiders.
How about owning one?
How though am i?

Over 300 million years ago the largest spider was Megarachne Servinei, a Carboniferous giant with a leg span over 20 inches (bigger than the average hub cap), a fossil of the species was found in Argentina and proves not only of it's existence but of the remarkable size this arachnid could grow. Recent crypto-zoological sightings in both South America and the African Congo region have reported giant spider sightings, spiders with over two foot leg spans. Maybe these reports are over exaggerated or extreme specimens of the theraphosidae of today which can attain giant sizes in there native habitat, but 300 million years ago these two continents would have been joined as one, so if any isolated groups still exist of Megarachne what a discovery this would be. Maybe an expedition in the near future needs to be sent in search of these spiders.

Posted this as content a while ago on a previous account.

And the sculpture is an artists rendition of what the spider would look like.

What's u[ with the spider phobia?

I understand most things on the internet, but here are some things I just don't get:
1. Spider phobia
2. Worship of bacon
3. Pretending to hate puns
4. hating hipsters, but being hipsters at the same time.

I can't think of more right now.

I don't get it.

i was very afraid to check the comment section

Come on Funny-junk, I cant be the only one on this whole site that thinks spiders are awesome!

Why do I now have that feeling where things are crawling over every fucking inch of my body?

Fuck nature.

U wot m8?

I googled it.
Not to try and sound tough or anything, but I wasn't too impressed.

I thought they'd be a lot bigger.

straya cunt

I don't get it.