Yes.. no. My wife and I were getting imo bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually §; _ s' | don' t feel like it, Ijust want you to hold me," I said "Whati'? l. h What was that}; So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear,.., You' re Just not in touch with my emotional needs " a woman enough for me to
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My wife and I were getting imo bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually §; _ s' | don' t feel like it, Ijust want you to hold me,"
I said "Whati'? l. h What was that};
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear,..,
You' re Just not in touch with my emotional needs " a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, ‘Can' t you Just love me for who I am and not for what I do for
you in the bed room?‘
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.
The very next day I decided to take the day off of work to spend time with her,
We went out to it nice lunch and then went shopping at it big department store. I walked around with her while
she tried on several different very expensive outhit.,
She could ft decide which one to take so I told her .ti,, tr,, l, t. just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.
We went on to the jewelry dept. where she picked out a pair of diamond earring s.
Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck., I started to
think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she does ft even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for it loop when I said, ‘That' s fine, homey," She was almost neary rig sexual
satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said.
l think this is all dear, let' s go to the cashin c,
Icould hardly contain myself when I blurted out.
No honey, feel like it,"
Her face just went completely blank " heehaw dropped with it baffled WHAT,?),',?,,))),",
I then said, "Really honey) Ijust want you to this stuff for , , t, t!,, l, ,,,
You' re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me , fervour shopping needs as a
woman.’
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can' t you just love me for who I
am and not for the things I buy you?"
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#71 - scuzzlebut (09/28/2012) [+] (8 replies)
#69 - copperoxideking (09/28/2012) [-]
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#2 - johnpaulwatermelon (09/28/2012) [+] (5 replies)
she is gonna need this
#3 to #2 - johnpaulwatermelon (09/28/2012) [-]
and you're gonna need this
#28 - N. Korean citizen (09/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Can someone please give an overview because I can't be bothered to read it.
User avatar #29 to #28 - potados (09/28/2012) [-]
Woman don't give sex, man won't buy clothes.
#117 - kidsquicker (09/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I'd love to hear a follow-up story of what happened next.
I'd love to hear a follow-up story of what happened next.
#1 - sacredseasons (09/28/2012) [-]
Someone give this man his medal.
Someone give this man his medal.
#98 - frysfrys (09/29/2012) [+] (7 replies)
But, I'm sure it was funny.
#43 - dustyshane (09/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
All you tards think this is a true story when it's actually an old ass joke.
#83 - absolyst (09/29/2012) [-]
Her fw
#25 - novren (09/28/2012) [-]
he fucking deserves it. motherfucking hero.
he fucking deserves it. motherfucking hero.
#52 - mariasaturnina (09/28/2012) [-]
SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN ALL THE MEDALS.
SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN ALL THE MEDALS.
#113 - thoubrethrenlivid (09/29/2012) [-]
Greatest story. ever.
Greatest story. ever.
#4 - suphenk (09/28/2012) [-]
almost tl;dr'd, but glad I didn't. this guy.
almost tl;dr'd, but glad I didn't. this guy.
#106 - ascendedwings (09/29/2012) [-]
HFW
HFW
#7 - muzzington **User deleted account** (09/28/2012) [-]
Simply beautiful.
Simply beautiful.
#95 - herefortheporno (09/29/2012) [-]
What does this have to do with sexism? It's simply the husband disappointing the wife after she disappoints him.   
   
You don't have to be a man to be sexist.
What does this have to do with sexism? It's simply the husband disappointing the wife after she disappoints him.

You don't have to be a man to be sexist.
User avatar #80 - hystericalparoxysm (09/29/2012) [-]
To me sex is just sex. I'd prefer to save myself for marriage, and when I do damn straight I'll make up for all the lost time in bed. Honestly, if my spouse and I were fighting over such trivial things, I wouldn't let it get past the bedroom door.
#50 - maximusboy (09/28/2012) [-]
10/10
repost
great story
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