My wife and I were getting imo bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually §; _ s' | don' t feel like it, Ijust want you to hold me,"
I said "Whati'? l. h What was that};
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear,..,
You' re Just not in touch with my emotional needs " a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, ‘Can' t you Just love me for who I am and not for what I do for
you in the bed room?‘
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.
The very next day I decided to take the day off of work to spend time with her,
We went out to it nice lunch and then went shopping at it big department store. I walked around with her while
she tried on several different very expensive outhit.,
She could ft decide which one to take so I told her .ti,, tr,, l, t. just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.
We went on to the jewelry dept. where she picked out a pair of diamond earring s.
Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck., I started to
think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she does ft even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for it loop when I said, ‘That' s fine, homey," She was almost neary rig sexual
satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said.
l think this is all dear, let' s go to the cashin c,
Icould hardly contain myself when I blurted out.
No honey, feel like it,"
Her face just went completely blank " heehaw dropped with it baffled WHAT,?),',?,,))),",
I then said, "Really honey) Ijust want you to this stuff for , , t, t!,, l, ,,,
You' re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me , fervour shopping needs as a
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can' t you just love me for who I
am and not for the things I buy you?"