im atheist, so i get both. . Islam Christianity inferior In men Allowed In at barman’? Tamil whaa’?. The punishment for several wives is several mothers in law. Bacon women Christianity Islam
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #7 - lordlolland
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(09/28/2012) [-]
The punishment for several wives is several mothers in law.
#8 to #7 - anon id: 0ec9ce9b
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The real punishment is PMS times X amount of wives...
User avatar #9 to #8 - lordlolland
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(09/28/2012) [-]
What a terrible thought!

Lets just stick with bacon instead of multiple wives, shall we?
User avatar #111 to #9 - jaggedherp
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(09/29/2012) [-]
Well the world is kinda at a bacon shortage right now. No shortage of women however.
#39 to #9 - anon id: b7713349
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(09/28/2012) [-]
3 month birth control pills, each situated 1-3 weeks apart for variance in PMS.
PMS is now dealable.
Do you still pick bacon?
User avatar #63 to #39 - thenewnuggubler
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(09/28/2012) [-]
always
#93 to #7 - hipsterbs
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(09/28/2012) [-]
The punishment for eating to much bacon is diabetes .
#20 - kingthatcrawls
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(09/28/2012) [-]
I'll take Christianity.

For Islam, to have multiple wives, that'd mean that multiple women would have to find me attractive.

Ain't happenin' nu-uh. I'll keep my bacon.
#22 to #20 - anon id: 57a9ab3e
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Actually that is not true. Women are repressed in the Islamic culture. You could basicly just grab a girl that has not been married yet and marry her.
User avatar #51 to #22 - condormcninja
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(09/28/2012) [-]
Dude, that is true. I lost my cousin to a grizzly bear.
User avatar #23 to #22 - corundum
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(09/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, in like, Saudi Arabia or Iran. But not in most of Northern Africa or Indonesia.
#36 - kurtr
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(09/28/2012) [-]
At first, marrying with multiple womans was allowed because womans needed protection, since it was already hard for a man to live in a desert at 650s, a woman alone had very hard time living alone.   
   
Now its just an excuse for getting more pussy.    
By the way, bacon is not just made from pig meat you know, i can also get to eat bacon sometimes.
At first, marrying with multiple womans was allowed because womans needed protection, since it was already hard for a man to live in a desert at 650s, a woman alone had very hard time living alone.

Now its just an excuse for getting more pussy.
By the way, bacon is not just made from pig meat you know, i can also get to eat bacon sometimes.
#49 to #36 - netic
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Turkey bacon gets pretty close to ig-bacon. Not a bad alternative.
User avatar #50 to #36 - drtrousersnake
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(09/28/2012) [-]
Turkey bacon and other forms of bacon are just not the same, better than nothing though
User avatar #41 to #36 - lmOldGreg
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(09/28/2012) [-]
I love nothing more than people correcting my ignorance, honestly. Thanks man
User avatar #83 to #41 - sacredmagic
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I love kurtr and I love you. Less ignorance for EVERYONE!
#57 - bobalote
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#60 to #57 - anon id: 2d6d3c7f
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yet no caffine
User avatar #74 to #60 - pineappletime
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(09/28/2012) [-]
or alcohol
User avatar #62 to #60 - wonderlandman
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(09/28/2012) [-]
cant live without my coffee
User avatar #121 to #57 - ddemiddon
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(09/29/2012) [-]
as a mormon i laughed
User avatar #5 - chism
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(09/28/2012) [-]
oh please tell me how ur atheism allows you to break the law and marry multiple wives
#96 - derpology
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(09/29/2012) [-]
OP wrote the title, then he came back to reality and remembered how miserable his life is, and how he actually doesn't get both
OP wrote the title, then he came back to reality and remembered how miserable his life is, and how he actually doesn't get both
#52 - KungFuZerO
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(09/28/2012) [-]
As an atheist, you're allowed to get both
As OP, you probably get neither
#162 - comentator
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(09/29/2012) [-]
Yeah OP, like you could ever have even one woman.
#188 to #162 - urfunnyman
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User avatar #104 - domojames
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(09/29/2012) [-]
It doesn't matter what your religions is, it only matters if you're an asshole.
#77 - jasonthedragon
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