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im atheist, so i get both

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User avatar #7 - lordlolland (09/28/2012) [+] (6 replies)
The punishment for several wives is several mothers in law.
#20 - kingthatcrawls (09/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I'll take Christianity.

For Islam, to have multiple wives, that'd mean that multiple women would have to find me attractive.

Ain't happenin' nu-uh. I'll keep my bacon.
#36 - kurtr (09/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
At first, marrying with multiple womans was allowed because womans needed protection, since it was already hard for a man to live in a desert at 650s, a woman alone had very hard time living alone.   
   
Now its just an excuse for getting more pussy.    
By the way, bacon is not just made from pig meat you know, i can also get to eat bacon sometimes.
At first, marrying with multiple womans was allowed because womans needed protection, since it was already hard for a man to live in a desert at 650s, a woman alone had very hard time living alone.

Now its just an excuse for getting more pussy.
By the way, bacon is not just made from pig meat you know, i can also get to eat bacon sometimes.
#57 - bobalote (09/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #5 - chism ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
oh please tell me how ur atheism allows you to break the law and marry multiple wives
#96 - derpology (09/29/2012) [-]
OP wrote the title, then he came back to reality and remembered how miserable his life is, and how he actually doesn't get both
OP wrote the title, then he came back to reality and remembered how miserable his life is, and how he actually doesn't get both
#52 - KungFuZerO (09/28/2012) [-]
As an atheist, you're allowed to get both
As OP, you probably get neither
#153 - frysfrys (09/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The biggest contradiction in the bible are basically these:

God: "I love you all, but.. Homosexuality? Unnatural. And if you get married to the person you love, you're going to hell. You're getting an abortion because you got raped? Too bad! That's murder! You should deal with it for 9 months and then do as you will ONCE it's born!"
#156 to #153 - mr skeltal (09/29/2012) [-]
The homosexuality bit is only found in Leviticus, which isn't spiritual laws but rather laws of the land during the time of the ancient Hebrews. It was never a commandment from God. And the last bit is just ******** fundamentalists made up.
#37 - mr skeltal (09/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I live in a muslim country (yes I just called the country muslim because it even is on our IDs)
but we have neither bacon nor multiple wives
also I'm sure men would choose bacon because men don't want to marry even one woman no one will want to marry multiple
#162 - comentator (09/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Yeah OP, like you could ever have even one woman.
#116 - mrcrowleysr (09/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
> be atheist   
> have both   
   
   
   
my job is done here
> be atheist
> have both



my job is done here
User avatar #143 to #116 - basinah (09/29/2012) [-]
not to steal your thunder, but since marriage is a religiously sanctioned act, then if you're an atheist, why bother getting married?

other than tax breaks etc.
User avatar #104 - domojames (09/29/2012) [-]
It doesn't matter what your religions is, it only matters if you're an asshole.
+4
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#80 to #73 - terminalinfinity (09/28/2012) [-]
"and the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be cloven footed, yet he chews not the cud; he is unclean to you." Leviticus 11:7

I say just do what YOU think is right. Stop worrying about what people thought was right 2000 years ago.
User avatar #152 - mjformj (09/29/2012) [-]
Real Christians don't hate homosexuals, they may hate what they do but they don't hate the person. The Westboro Baptist guys are not real Christians AT ALL!
I for one am an example probably more so than others, I believe in Christianity mostly because that's how I was raised, but I definitely do not hate homosexuals. I will mostly say I'm indifferent on the legal issue but actually lean towards the side of homosexuals.
User avatar #110 - theroflcer (09/29/2012) [-]
In the 'Old' Testament, polygamy was acceptable, I'm not so sure when it comes to the New one but it was mentioned that some prophets mentioned in the new one had multiple wives.
#98 - carpinsea (09/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Christians are told in the bible to love everyone. including homosexuals. any Christian that practices a different philosophy is not in the right.
User avatar #102 to #98 - DrBobsPatient (09/29/2012) [-]
That's true. Christians don't hate homosexuals... They just don't think they should be married.
User avatar #79 - sidedoor (09/28/2012) [-]
Bacon.

I can handle only one wife. Choose wisely and youre good to go lol.
User avatar #66 - supermegasherman (09/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
bacon hands down. if i want companionship i'll get a cat
User avatar #107 - theottoman (09/29/2012) [+] (7 replies)
As far as I know, christians aren't allowed to eat pork too.... so we beat them by one point. :P
#108 to #107 - mr skeltal (09/29/2012) [-]
Christians can eat pork you idiot...
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