true story. every time. I Milt ARWAYS WATCH } ' S lik MT i) ) no HIE WINNERS ABE NEVER HIE
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true story

every time

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I Milt ARWAYS WATCH } ' S
lik MT i) ) no HIE
WINNERS ABE NEVER HIE
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#1 - wheresthefudge (09/27/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Everyone knows it was really just a money laundering scheme.    
Saget was in on it too. AFV acted as a middleman for criminal organizations trying to hire hitmen, safecrackers, hackers, and the like. The winner knew several weeks in advance (the actual hiring was done in secret) so that he/she/it/dolphin could kidnap/coerce/clone a family and stage a "funny" video. The reason they're not funny is because they're so rushed and because the "family" is being forced to participate against their will (or because they're just bad actors). Then Saget awards them the prize money (taking a cut for himself of course) and they go about their villainous business.
Everyone knows it was really just a money laundering scheme.
Saget was in on it too. AFV acted as a middleman for criminal organizations trying to hire hitmen, safecrackers, hackers, and the like. The winner knew several weeks in advance (the actual hiring was done in secret) so that he/she/it/dolphin could kidnap/coerce/clone a family and stage a "funny" video. The reason they're not funny is because they're so rushed and because the "family" is being forced to participate against their will (or because they're just bad actors). Then Saget awards them the prize money (taking a cut for himself of course) and they go about their villainous business.
#15 - djequalizee (09/28/2012) [-]
MFW they say they count the audience votes.
#13 - thecrazyonedf (09/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
it's always the baby videos.

ALWAYS
User avatar #17 - mistercookie (09/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Yesterday you had -1 vote. I voted you up to 0 and now you have 658!!!

I REVIVED YOU
#26 - kraetyz ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
Dogs and babies, dogs and babies, dogs and babies and a fat bitch who doesn't know shit about physics.

I just wrote down every winning entry ever.
#19 - thechosentroll (09/28/2012) [-]
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I see funnier shit IRL.
User avatar #7 - pfccross (09/28/2012) [-]
the winner is always is one that people find cute... the baby that was laughing at something, or the kid that did something wrong but looked cute doing it. ACV Americas cutest home videos.
User avatar #5 - kamehamehanurd (09/27/2012) [-]
And all the videos have the same quality as the videos in 1997 and are all fake ass nut shots.
User avatar #37 - DrBobsPatient (09/28/2012) [-]
yeah... that's kinda how i feel about FJ too...
User avatar #33 - cumwhore (09/28/2012) [-]
Vin De Boner productions...
User avatar #25 - neutralgray ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
It seems all the shitty ones are the ones that always win.
User avatar #8 - alfjnn (09/28/2012) [-]
Bring back Saget. At least he was funny in a bad way.

Tom Vergeron was cool, but the way AFV is nower days, is trash.




Smoking Gun's World's Dumbest is the Superior Funny Vidya Clip show, imo.
User avatar #52 - grenboxman **User deleted account** (09/28/2012) [-]
So god-dammed true, always pisses me off.
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User avatar #36 - ipwnkitties (09/28/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Well, after 2 years on FJ I have developed such sense of humor that there are few things beside a certain friend (also a funnyjunker) that can make me laugh outside the interwebz.
Kind-a sad when everyone at school laugh at something and I'm like 'whatthefuckareyouallretarded'.
#40 - josieabby (09/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I've always kinda thought of AFV as our first version of Youtube.
#34 - funkayjunkay (09/28/2012) [-]
**funkayjunkay rolled a random image posted in comment #65 at PS3 ** What I laugh at.
#27 - ryderjamesbudde (09/28/2012) [-]
Tom Bergeron don't know shit.
#24 - N. Korean citizen (09/28/2012) [-]
the people only vote for the stupid dog videos that are not funny at all. And mostly they vote for the white contestants
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There were plenty hilarious black contestants that never won and the winners were douchebags -.-
User avatar #20 - greatboobya (09/28/2012) [-]
It's either babies or little kids. Always.
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