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WTF brain!
Uploaded by: doooooooom
Thx for reading ^^
when suddenly we heard the
front door and it' s
her parents arriving home
me and my girlfriend doing
same sexy time at their living
t didn' t knope
what to do so
I played dead
RUN DEEP REE!!!
Derp what are
I' M F*** ING RETARDED
front door and it' s
her parents arriving home
me and my girlfriend doing
same sexy time at their living
t didn' t knope
what to do so
I played dead
RUN DEEP REE!!!
Derp what are
I' M F*** ING RETARDED
...
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#44
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funkayjunkay (09/28/2012) [+]
(9 replies)
>Be 19.
>Make sex with girl.
>Her parents return.
>See her naked.
>Ask what we're doing.
>Say making ancient biblical sacrifice to the mighty fire demons.
>They say to continue.
>Awkwardly slaughter girl.
>Parents get naked.
>We all begin to have a raging blood orgy on her corpse.
>Father begins to cum in dead daughters mouth.
>Orders me to do same.
>I do as told.
>Was best night of my life.
>MFW.
>Make sex with girl.
>Her parents return.
>See her naked.
>Ask what we're doing.
>Say making ancient biblical sacrifice to the mighty fire demons.
>They say to continue.
>Awkwardly slaughter girl.
>Parents get naked.
>We all begin to have a raging blood orgy on her corpse.
>Father begins to cum in dead daughters mouth.
>Orders me to do same.
>I do as told.
>Was best night of my life.
>MFW.
#30
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acfabregat (09/28/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
Story time?
Story time.
>Last summer, new girlfriend
>she comes by in the middle of the day
>things start heating up
>fooling around for like an hour
>keep thinking we hear the door open, always dress quickly and act casual
>door REALLY opens, it's my mom
>girlfriend flips shit and runs across the hall, still totally naked, and hides in the bathroom
>mom sees and storms into my room
>quickly pull on some gym shorts and grab my tablet
>no sudden moves
>"WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN HERE???"
>shows her the tablet "playing fruit ninja..."
<---MFW
Story time.
>Last summer, new girlfriend
>she comes by in the middle of the day
>things start heating up
>fooling around for like an hour
>keep thinking we hear the door open, always dress quickly and act casual
>door REALLY opens, it's my mom
>girlfriend flips shit and runs across the hall, still totally naked, and hides in the bathroom
>mom sees and storms into my room
>quickly pull on some gym shorts and grab my tablet
>no sudden moves
>"WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN HERE???"
>shows her the tablet "playing fruit ninja..."
<---MFW
#49
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curtt (09/28/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
True story
>Be 15 year old me
>September 15th 2012
>home alone ask girlfriend to come over
>things heat up and asks if she can try to suck
>say yes
>bj commence best shit ever
>fast forward 3 hours
>ask me what my favorite part was over facebook
>"best head of my life"
>says goodnight and leaves out of no where
>fast forward next day and wake up to phone call from her dad
>dont answer shitting bricks
>finds out girlfriends mom logged into her account
>mom was the one who asked me what my favorite part was
>dun goofed
>Be 15 year old me
>September 15th 2012
>home alone ask girlfriend to come over
>things heat up and asks if she can try to suck
>say yes
>bj commence best shit ever
>fast forward 3 hours
>ask me what my favorite part was over facebook
>"best head of my life"
>says goodnight and leaves out of no where
>fast forward next day and wake up to phone call from her dad
>dont answer shitting bricks
>finds out girlfriends mom logged into her account
>mom was the one who asked me what my favorite part was
>dun goofed
#93
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N. Korean citizen (09/28/2012) [-]
I never really liked ragecomics but this is just fucking retarded.
#95
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N. Korean citizen (09/28/2012) [-]
How does this have almost 2000 thumbs when everyone hates it?
