Aliens. . Girl: What do you do for a living? Me: I hunt and kill aliens. Girl: What'?! Aliens aren' t real! Me: Have you ever seen one? Girl: Nope. Me: You' re welcome. Like . Comment
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Aliens

Girl: What do you do for a living?
Me: I hunt and kill aliens.
Girl: What'?! Aliens aren' t real!
Me: Have you ever seen one?
Girl: Nope.
Me: You' re welcome.
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Submitted: 09/27/2012
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#1 - chootem (09/27/2012) [+] (9 replies)


Say that to my face bitch
User avatar #2 to #1 - lusir (09/27/2012) [-]
omg Lady Gaga you ain´t foolin nobody
#42 - slugvvorth (09/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#21 - josieabby (09/28/2012) [-]
I BELIEVE!
#46 - questionquota (09/28/2012) [+] (12 replies)
That's right.
#14 - bloodofthedragon (09/28/2012) [-]
aliens.
#57 - Elderly Man (09/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#39 - thenumberq (09/28/2012) [-]
#29 - LocoJoe ONLINE (09/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>MFW me and OP both work in the same job
#74 - kidsquicker ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
#35 - rshanebarnes (09/28/2012) [-]
#5 - waffies (09/27/2012) [-]
#31 - redrummurder (09/28/2012) [-]
Bitch, please.
#38 - CrazyPsycho (09/28/2012) [-]
**CrazyPsycho rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at What is this material ** i find it disgusting that some people chant "no more immigrants" throughout the streets and on TV. but then look down upon and make any other person of hispanic origin but were born straight out of the united states feel unwelcomed and virus like... i understand not wanting immigrants of other countries to come in and fuck over your nation. but looking down on your own fellow american citizens is completely UNamerican.  (picture somewhat related?)
**CrazyPsycho rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at What is this material ** i find it disgusting that some people chant "no more immigrants" throughout the streets and on TV. but then look down upon and make any other person of hispanic origin but were born straight out of the united states feel unwelcomed and virus like... i understand not wanting immigrants of other countries to come in and fuck over your nation. but looking down on your own fellow american citizens is completely UNamerican. (picture somewhat related?)
#76 - grimmwaters ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
#78 - hundredninjas (09/28/2012) [-]
Aliens?
#70 - iclarinet (09/28/2012) [-]
mfw aliens
mfw aliens
#103 - mlpmeh (09/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Later that day.
Later that day.
#106 to #103 - imogenark (09/28/2012) [-]
How often do you get to use this? haha. Classic.
How often do you get to use this? haha. Classic.
#69 - stizz **User deleted account** (09/28/2012) [-]
Don't kill Zim though. Or I'll have to kill you.
Don't kill Zim though. Or I'll have to kill you.
#89 - theotherchosenone (09/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
All in a days work.
#4 - darthnecomous **User deleted account** (09/27/2012) [-]
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