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I don't speak chinese !!!

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User avatar #4 - lemonsixx (09/26/2012) [+] (13 replies)
this isnt actually going to happen.
#12 - superunclesam (09/27/2012) [+] (72 replies)
Not on my watch
#27 - bennyandwills (09/27/2012) [+] (35 replies)
China will never take over the US. This is silly and should stop being said even in jest.
From a military perspective, it's a very dificult task; how do you transport your millions of ground troops all the way to the USA?

We have air superiority out the wazoo. We have satellites that can tell us the MILLISECOND a boat leaves the harbor. We have nuclear submarines all around the world at this very moment. Just the muscle we have in Hawaii would be enough to slow down a naval invasion.

And even if they got on shore, we have the highest rate of private gun ownership in the world. As well as the National Guard, a well armed police force, and plenty of private security. It would be a logistical nightmare. And for what gain?

Even if you consider an economic takeover, we buy so much of their **** that losing us as a customer would hurt them more than us.

So yeah, stop this kind of thing.
#213 - marsupilami (09/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I had no idea so many 12 year olds had high-ranking jobs in the Defense Department.
#195 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
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UNITED STATES OF CHINA
#181 - shodaihokage (09/27/2012) [+] (28 replies)
"You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass"
- Isoroku Yamamoto
#259 - repugnantpug ONLINE (09/27/2012) [+] (8 replies)
you know, both russia and America have been stalemated by people in the middle-east just hiding out in the mountains with RPGs and AK's...

what if China went ultra-mass guerrilla warfare?

**** WOULD BE CRAY-FISH
User avatar #180 - cumwhore (09/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Funny thing is; about 60% of our debt is to ourselves.
#212 - anonymous (09/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>mfw I'm Chinese but barely can speak the ******* language.
User avatar #229 to #212 - poopee (09/27/2012) [-]
what exactly do you think "mfw" means?
#161 - magicana (09/27/2012) [+] (23 replies)
America in two world wars was capable of stretching their military might across the pacific against the best soldiers in the world (Germans).

China meanwhile can't even stretch out their hand and reclaim sovereignty over the Diaoyu islands from the Japanese.

Do you know why this is? No matter how many soldiers China has, they're useless. Pure numbers have been useless for a very long time. Look at Iraq - The US was outnumbered dramatically in the initial invasion and still demolished any opposition with ease.

Also in a demographic sense, China is very much on the wane. Their one-child policy, coupled with the fact that most families aborted if they were having a girl, has meant that they are facing demographic suicide over the next 50 years. Also as mentioned below, they're now at the point where they are building empty cities to keep the construction industry going. Prepare for a bust, China.
User avatar #200 to #161 - datargumme (09/27/2012) [-]
The americans did not do much against the germans, it was the soviets and the brits that did the work there.
China dont have to invade America, you can conquor in ohter ways.
User avatar #33 - I Am Monkey (09/27/2012) [+] (14 replies)
Nobody stays on top forever, but if anyone's going to surpass us it's not going to be China. Their success is based on the fact that they can pay their workers next to nothing to manufacture goods to export. Their economy depends on poverty so they could never rise to our level. The factory jobs that make their economy would just go elsewhere. Supremacy through industrialization only works when you're creating goods that your country invented. In China's case they're just the lowest bidder making goods for others.

The US will be hard to surpass because we rose to power under a unique set of circumstances that can't be replicated. We played WW2 smart and came out with an industrial machine while the rest of the developed world was in ruins. The fact that we had very little competition allowed us to make an economic leap that isn't possible in today's world. Look at China, Japan or any other nation that was predicted to surpass us. They all level out, that exponential rise isn't possible anymore. We locked in our place by switching to a service economy, so we're not going to decline rapidly. Nobody is going to rise to our fall, the only way to knock us off the totem pole is to surpass were we already are and that's nearly impossible to do.
#241 - alucardshellhound (09/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #103 at 'MURCA FUCK YEA! **
#192 - anonymous (09/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You guys really don't need to worry so much about China owning our debt. They're currently selling it off and getting as far away from us as possible, financially.

The Federal Reserve is the biggest owner of US debt now.
#205 - lookatmyhouseofwax (09/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Seriously, everytime someone posts something about religion or america vs another country, it always ends up in a massive 						*********
Seriously, everytime someone posts something about religion or america vs another country, it always ends up in a massive *********
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#66 - infinitereaper (09/27/2012) [+] (4 replies)
MFW all of this "America is going down" perceptions in the media/culture of today
America is only around 236 years old, in that short time we've become a mighty superpower
Statistically speaking we've got a long way to go and if we live as long as China we may never die
We're just getting started
#75 - BeaverBalls (09/27/2012) [-]
this same thing happened in the late 1800s everybody was afraid of the chinese and thought they would take over america and this would become new china. this fear and racism resulted in the chinese exclusion act which was completely unnecessary.




history tends to repeat itself



pic unrelated
#51 - Flammenwerfer ONLINE (09/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I love people who say China owns us.

They own (if i remember correctly) a WHOPPING 6% of our national debt (the largest foreign holder). Over half of our debt itself is actually owned by us.

>pic unrelated
User avatar #91 to #53 - peapodsarecool (09/27/2012) [-]
Google the REAL facts you guys... It's over 115%... Gosh.
#17 - TidusSloan (09/27/2012) [-]
reminds me of this fat angel
#9 - anonymous (09/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
the US spends more money on the military than the next 25 countries do COMBINED, china cant ignore the US's girth
User avatar #22 to #13 - valyn (09/27/2012) [-]
china has a land army... or poorly trained conscripts that hate their government and only fight for it because theyre terrified. Also, theres kind of a bigass wet thing in between china and the US
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