Spooning Explained!. . to hours an llt Spooning: For girls - Cute, warm and straight to sleep.... For Boys - Face full of hair, dead arm and a awkward tanner Li
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Spooning: For girls - Cute, warm and straight to sleep....
For Boys - Face full of hair, dead arm and a awkward tanner
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Submitted: 09/26/2012
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User avatar #295 - connorjay ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
I like spooning the girl I'm seeing.

On a one night stand I like spooning because I don't have to talk to them and can pretend I'm asleep
#284 - funkayjunkay (09/27/2012) [-]
You can still have fun with 2 of those things.
User avatar #282 - everheat ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
I don't care about any of that, all that matters is there's someone there.
User avatar #294 to #282 - mrhazzy (09/27/2012) [-]
In my case, It's a Pillow... full of Loft insulation....
User avatar #286 to #282 - blargmode ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
This guy has a point,

though if you're a girl, what the hell is your problem?
User avatar #288 to #286 - everheat ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
I am a guy, and very grateful to be able to hold someone in my hands while sleeping, imo there's nothing better than that.
User avatar #290 to #288 - blargmode ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
I totally agree with that, I miss having someone in my arms at night. Also, that kind of awkward boners can ofthen lead to better things
User avatar #291 to #290 - everheat ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
Well, I'm in this kindof sticky situation with this girl, nothing very physical other than that. But it's just so good...
#280 - anonymous (09/27/2012) [-]
Congratulations fj. You have a repost of a 9gag post screencapped from facebook on your frontpage.
User avatar #287 to #280 - blargmode ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
Yes, it was certainly posted directly to the frontpage, and wasn't at all thumbed up from newest uploads because people found it funny.

You know, sometimes it's rather neat not having to go to all the sites with the same purpose to see the funniest pictures
#276 - volenti (09/27/2012) [-]
Some girls share the little spoon position. Just sayin.
User avatar #275 - shadowrated (09/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #271 - alvero (09/27/2012) [-]
For boys - Face full of hair, dead arm and an awkward grammatical error.
User avatar #281 to #271 - kridane (09/27/2012) [-]
trolling is a art
User avatar #267 - springerzz (09/27/2012) [-]
i ask my fiance to spoon or cuddle.. his idea is laying on top of me so that i can't breathe.
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#264 - anonymous (09/27/2012) [-]
Oh look. It's a facebook-commentified version of what was on 9gag yesterday and on reddit before that. Gee that's so cool!
>inb4 red thumbs

Funnyjunk has almost become worse than 9gag. All the FJers still think that "lol 9gag sucks reposting le le le". The truth is Funnyjunk even reposts from 9gag nowadays. I remember the glorious days of green funnyjunk. Everybody on FJ thinks that 9gag is worse, but holy **** if FJ haven't become worse.
Don't take me wrong, 9gag still suck ******* horsecock. I'm just saying that FJ nowadays isn't funny anymore. Should be called Junk instead of FunnyJunk as that's all that's left on this barren wasteland which used to be glorious.
**** you guys I'm out. I've already deleted my account moments before posting this whiny ass post.
**** you all, you have made FJ become the monster we were fighting.
#283 to #264 - anaphase (09/27/2012) [-]
I'm not going to bother to rebut everything you've just said (especially considering you wont't be reading it), but I will point out that FJ is a content-amalgamation site. You make things or find things you find funny and put it on here. That's the point. Where those things came from shouldn't matter (unless the content is copyrighted). Trying to compete with or maintain superiority over other sites is stupid and childish.

I'll also point out that Funnyjunk isn't a single entity. It's a site with hundreds of thousands of different users, some of whom will repost and some of whom will thieve content. Sorry, bro.

If content reaches frontpage, it must be funny or appealing to many users even if it isn't appealing to you. That's how it works.

I can't speak for all of FJ, but people who whinge about that piss me off far more than reposts or content I don't enjoy do.

Good riddance to you, sir.
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User avatar #260 - madlh (09/27/2012) [-]
My GF is 5' and I'm 5'8". So when we spoon she fits very snugly within me. I have no complaints. My arm is in the little gab between her jaw and shoulder so my arm doesn't die. Her hair is never in the way....its straight soft and is tame... doesn't bother me at all...as for the boner...well...darn...all i can say is that she doesnt mind...at all...
#268 to #260 - dubator ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
All i can say is that we dont care... at all...
User avatar #297 to #268 - madlh (09/27/2012) [-]
Then why even bother commenting?
#263 to #260 - omegapanda (09/27/2012) [-]
well aren't you ******* perfect?
#257 - alucardshellhound (09/27/2012) [-]
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#253 - wegotabadasshere (09/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #252 - AvatarAirBender (09/27/2012) [-]
I had a girlfriend who liked being big spoon. It was really comfortable.
User avatar #249 - frannylips (09/27/2012) [-]
Someone posted this on Facebook, and I told them (as I am now telling you) that I spoon my boyfriend all the time. He has long hair too so I suffer from all that boys do except the awkward boner.
No complaints from me, I love being big spoon!
#248 - Juddo (09/27/2012) [-]
She wanted to spoon, I wanted to fork, so I knifed her.
User avatar #261 to #248 - loneranger (09/27/2012) [-]
why not spork?
User avatar #265 to #261 - Juddo (09/27/2012) [-]
Dude, that's just ****** up. I'm not into bondage
#270 to #265 - youxbarstard (09/27/2012) [-]
Why not spirk?
#269 to #265 - loneranger (09/27/2012) [-]
I are not no how bundage ist relevant tu sporkings....
#246 - berentzen (09/27/2012) [-]
Finaly somebody understood!
User avatar #244 - jinjo (09/27/2012) [-]
Friendly advices.

Keep her head propped up on a pillow, keep your arm under her head/neck/shoulderish area. Comfy for her, your arm doesn't die.

Keep your head propped up higher than hers, not above her head, but actually on a higher pillow or something, it'll keep most of the hair out of your face.

Now NASA and Stephan Hawking still haven't found a way to prevent males from getting erections immediately from physical contact with females, so don't even expect help here.
User avatar #254 to #244 - superflystickman (09/27/2012) [-]
Well, Stephen Hawking did, but it's kind of permanent. I wouldn't recommend it.
User avatar #299 to #254 - jinjo (09/27/2012) [-]
I think that was the mos clever comment I've seen made in a while, I wish many thumbs upon you for that one.
User avatar #300 to #299 - superflystickman (09/27/2012) [-]
Thanks bro. You set it up just right.
#255 to #254 - fellthatsexydrop (09/27/2012) [-]
Pretty much my face when I read this
Pretty much my face when I read this
User avatar #256 to #255 - superflystickman (09/27/2012) [-]
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