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You HAVE JUST BEEN
THE MONTH You WERE BORN DECIDER HUI‘? MANY
INCHES DE 'i'!
THE LAST BODY PART DU T UCHE I
Y ID D
WHERE (DU RE U
THE LAST TWO DIGITY YOUR PHD E NUMBER " YOUR
st, NOW TELL ME, EXACTLY JUST HOW
ARE YOU?
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#46 - punmeister (09/26/2012) [-]
There's a mousepad 7 inches into my butt, and I have a 00% chance of survival.

Feels bad, man.
User avatar #298 - demotiveman (09/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I was stabbed with Frozen Gatorade in the foot, four inches deep, and I have exactly 0% of surviving...Someone make a BLB thing for me...I got some being dead to do...
User avatar #301 to #300 - demotiveman (09/27/2012) [-]
...I hate you too, you Frozen Blue Foot Killing Bastard...
User avatar #350 - yourdownfall (09/27/2012) [-]
i was stabbed with my bedroom wall, 3 inches deep, in my mid torso, and have 24% survival rate. seems legit.
#349 - enumasam (09/27/2012) [-]
a pen is embedded 11 inches into my neck. I have a 67% chance of survival.



..... ****
User avatar #308 - ChickenChaser (09/27/2012) [-]
An Ocarina 4 inches into the balls with a 70% survival rate
User avatar #295 - canti (09/27/2012) [-]
I was stabbed with a pillow...
I'm not even going to go farther.
#279 - Hidnight (09/27/2012) [-]
I was stabbed in the dick by Blue Jeans going 12 inches deep i have a surval chance of 68%

wut
User avatar #155 - Nitsuin (09/27/2012) [-]
**Nitsuin rolls 22** A two piece flat sided lego 3 inches the center of my forehead with a 64% survival chance....Well **** ....
#66 - mrbang (09/26/2012) [-]
Stabbed with my bus card 3 inches into my chin. I've a 74 chance to survive.

nottobad.jpg
#34 - crabtor ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
a plastic bag 12 inches deep in my face 32% chance of survival how the **** did i get cut that bad with a plastic bag?
#7 - funneyjunkie (09/26/2012) [-]
I've been stabbed with a pencil and have a 12 inch deep wound on my leg and have a 27% chance of survival. I'm pretty 						******					.
I've been stabbed with a pencil and have a 12 inch deep wound on my leg and have a 27% chance of survival. I'm pretty ****** .
User avatar #330 - mcbee (09/27/2012) [-]
I was stabbed 3inches deep in my ankle with a wallet, with a 93% survival chance.. tell my wife.. tell my wife i want tacos for supper.
#311 - missraven (09/27/2012) [-]
Blue sock, eleven inches deep, my toe, and 04%.

Wat.
User avatar #310 - polofrag (09/27/2012) [-]
my hat, 8 inches deep, in my left hand, 32%

******* hate it when i stab myself with my hat :/
#305 - hoffmeisterh (09/27/2012) [-]
toothbrush 5 inches in the face, right next to my nose...   
54% survival chance.
toothbrush 5 inches in the face, right next to my nose...
54% survival chance.
User avatar #97 - herpederpderp (09/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
i was stabbed with a poptart box, 8 inchs deep, and have a 71% chance of survival. i think im fine
#101 to #100 - GenocideFreak (09/26/2012) [-]
I understand everything now.
User avatar #88 - amarinth (09/26/2012) [-]
11 inch stab through my face with my son's carseat





71% chance of survival




LOL
#86 - cotterj (09/26/2012) [-]
AH! IVE BEEN STABBED 4" into my dick with my trousers! Its ok, ive got a 31% chance of my dick surviving
oh **** .
#81 - paulm (09/26/2012) [-]
9 inch deep cut into my chest with a TV remote (how does that even work?)
Ah well. 97% chance of survival but with my luck...........
User avatar #78 - gelind ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
12inch deep paper cut on my face. 32% chance of survival. My head is not a foot long or wide so im pretty sure im dead **** you 32%.
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