How Fucked Are You?. oh my lord. You HAVE JUST BEEN THE MONTH You WERE BORN DECIDER HUI‘? MANY INCHES DE 'i'! THE LAST BODY PART DU T UCHE I Y ID D WHERE (DU RE
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How Fucked Are You?

oh my lord

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You HAVE JUST BEEN
THE MONTH You WERE BORN DECIDER HUI‘? MANY
INCHES DE 'i'!
THE LAST BODY PART DU T UCHE I
Y ID D
WHERE (DU RE U
THE LAST TWO DIGITY YOUR PHD E NUMBER " YOUR
st, NOW TELL ME, EXACTLY JUST HOW
ARE YOU?
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Submitted: 09/26/2012
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#46 - punmeister (09/26/2012) [-]
There's a mousepad 7 inches into my butt, and I have a 00% chance of survival.

Feels bad, man.
User avatar #298 - demotiveman (09/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I was stabbed with Frozen Gatorade in the foot, four inches deep, and I have exactly 0% of surviving...Someone make a BLB thing for me...I got some being dead to do...
User avatar #301 to #300 - demotiveman (09/27/2012) [-]
...I hate you too, you Frozen Blue Foot Killing Bastard...
User avatar #350 - yourdownfall (09/27/2012) [-]
i was stabbed with my bedroom wall, 3 inches deep, in my mid torso, and have 24% survival rate. seems legit.
#349 - enumasam (09/27/2012) [-]
a pen is embedded 11 inches into my neck. I have a 67% chance of survival.



.....fuck
User avatar #308 - ChickenChaser (09/27/2012) [-]
An Ocarina 4 inches into the balls with a 70% survival rate
User avatar #295 - canti (09/27/2012) [-]
I was stabbed with a pillow...
I'm not even going to go farther.
#279 - Hidnight (09/27/2012) [-]
I was stabbed in the dick by Blue Jeans going 12 inches deep i have a surval chance of 68%

wut
User avatar #155 - Nitsuin (09/27/2012) [-]
**Nitsuin rolls 22** A two piece flat sided lego 3 inches the center of my forehead with a 64% survival chance....Well fuck....
#66 - mrbang (09/26/2012) [-]
Stabbed with my bus card 3 inches into my chin. I've a 74 chance to survive.

nottobad.jpg
#34 - crabtor (09/26/2012) [-]
a plastic bag 12 inches deep in my face 32% chance of survival how the fuck did i get cut that bad with a plastic bag?
#10 - anonymous (09/26/2012) [-]
stabbed with deodorant, 8 inches deep in the back of the neck 00% chance survival, and who said hygiene never killed anyone
#7 - funneyjunkie (09/26/2012) [-]
I've been stabbed with a pencil and have a 12 inch deep wound on my leg and have a 27% chance of survival. I'm pretty fucked.
I've been stabbed with a pencil and have a 12 inch deep wound on my leg and have a 27% chance of survival. I'm pretty fucked.
#347 - blazeone (09/27/2012) [-]
Plastic bowl is now embedded 3 inches into my stomach...

With a 08% survival rate...


thats a big friggin hole....
#346 - devonwaschitz (09/27/2012) [-]
i was stabbed with a cup, 5 inches deep in my thigh. i have and 84% chance of survival
i was stabbed with a cup, 5 inches deep in my thigh. i have and 84% chance of survival
#190 - iatepandas (09/27/2012) [-]
I managed to stab a car 5 inches into my testicles.   
13% chance of survival
I managed to stab a car 5 inches into my testicles.
13% chance of survival
#156 - anonymous (09/27/2012) [-]
chewing gum package/bag, 9 inches deep in finger, 15%

how can i be dying from being stabbed in finger???
User avatar #97 - herpederpderp (09/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
i was stabbed with a poptart box, 8 inchs deep, and have a 71% chance of survival. i think im fine
#101 to #100 - GenocideFreak (09/26/2012) [-]
I understand everything now.
#35 - thatswhatido (09/26/2012) [-]
I was stabbed in the neck with a shirt... It's 8 inches deep, but I have a 88 % chance og survival.... I don't even... Almost decapitated with a cotton shirt "meh, I'll be fine"
User avatar #28 - flyingtbagger (09/26/2012) [-]
Stabbed by my truck in the head with a 12% chance of survival. Cut 5 inches deep with a 12% chance of survival. That's one strong ass nigger to be stabbing people with trucks.
User avatar #26 - hipsophobadon (09/26/2012) [-]
Blue cotton shirt
12 inches deep
Knuckles
66%
Really I could die from being stabbed in the knuckles by a shirt?
Highly implausible.
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