Weird plants

WARNING: This plant kills/cripples more than actually turns a voodoo zombie.

There are ALOT of different strains, all poisonous, some better than others.

this plant leads to hallucinations, suffocation, self mutilations, etc

You can find it on ebay. its common name is Brugmansia.

the best strain is Brugmansia Datura. i have only seen a few.

find someone that I hate, make them play slender, and watch all the slenderman related stuff, grind this up into a fine powder, blow it into their face,,

and watch as they hallucinate about slendy and tear their own face off...

lol brutal.

I have been working with a variety of strains of the deadliest plants as of late.
The best one... is called Monks hood.

It is so deadly that even if you touch it you can get heart arrhythmias.
It secretes alkaloid poisons which are basically a neuro toxin. Almost Undetectable

Nicknamed.. the perfect assassins weapon

Except from when you accidentally touch it and dies.

Are you a botonologist?

I thought that was just called a botanist...

Nah, You're wrong, I should now, I'm a chemilologist

Nah bro, I'm a wordinologist.

I'm so sorry sir

Not a botanist, just extreme hobbyist

Please do tell more, because what i've read you have to stay in contact with it for some time before you can get some effects off of it. But yes it is deadly - but not instant death a deadly dose for a mice if I remember correctly is 3 milligrams.


But please do correct me if it's wrong, I love learning new stuff.

Its not instant. You can get effects very quickly, but not death.
If its on you for extended periods, you have a higher chance of death

eating it is almost an hourly death sentence.

the plant releases spores, infecting insects and stuff like ants, it pretty much hacks their brain, to get as high as possible,then it clamps to a tree and starves to death. then the fungus GROWS OUT OF ITS FUCKING HEAD, using said insect as food, then releases more spores, infects more bugs, and yea shits gross

But in light of this, there is another fungus that counteracts this one, in a weird cycle of life

www.bing.com/images/search?q=zombie+ant+gif&view=detail&id=03BB2B3693114FB182390FAC93DA772BEB93A24A&FORM=IDFRIR

some plants release spores.

this plant doesnt release spores mate. its seeds.

>Implying that killing her wouldn't improve the situation.

actually the plant itself doesn't do it, it's when you process the insides of the fruit to make the drug scopolamine, which has the effects described in the post, although you can eat the insides of the fruit, although it won't make you a "voodoo slave", just an extremely strong high, along with consuming the flowers or the roots, and you'll hallucinate. it's found mostly in columbia, and only requires tiny amounts, where the trees actually grow wild, and in public places, even along sidewalks. Vice did a documentary on it, it's really interesting, actually.
www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL413299DC95044CED&v=ToQ8PWYnu04&feature=player_detailpage

There's some at the public flower garden by my house, I think you can just get them as a garden plant. But you have to be careful with the leaves and flowers because you can get high (not in a good way, in a scary wtf hallicination way) if the juice gets on you. Also huge fever.

the reality of the flower is that it contains three different anticholinergic toxins. you can get high on it, although it's risky. the high is a full delirium, where you can not tell fantasy from reality. i quite like that kind of high. for a milder version, get high on benadryl. of course, the plant won't make you sleepy

HA SO FAHNY

(hey guys he's being sarcastic lighten up)

I think I'm too good at trolling

sarcasm is hard to detect on the interwebs

I thought people would get it if I put /The government in the end

you sould of said this is a public psa or something

good point, bro

why are we talking in small text?

I don't want to waste sound

LMAO i remember reading some shit like that, turns out they had a doctor they thought would bad mouth the plant so they had legit reason to illegalize it. Doctor actually said it wasnt dangerous and had plentiful medicinal properties.

Or maybe it's their lack of motivation that makes them want to smoke weed? I don't know dude

Feed me Seymour

Aww, you beat me to it! Glad to know there's more Little Shop fans out there! :)

Fucking love little shop of horrors.

^My childhood

thanks man. most likely going to make another

Or repost your own content again in 3 months ;)

thats inevitable XD

Soon

no one has been reportedly killed i think would be more accurate. The seeds are not shot out with enough force to kill (this would not always be the case as any explosive that employs shrapnel of any kind is subject to random shots) but can injure people and only the sap from the tree are poisonous, not the seeds.

no, it has the capability to kill. people just havent been unlucky enough yet.

IT has blown a few peoples faces off.

Where would I find such evidence?

reports in brazil. not many people grow in the us.

Ironically, its grown for shade in the south.

I meant like a link to an article.

cant help ya man. i saw them years ago and i dont really want to find them again

well then I remain unconvinced

That's kind of kinky

strange huh?

Baconborn?

Nice.

No wonder there's gonna be a bacon shortage in 2013. The Mayans predicted the end of the world, all right...

that's actually pretty badass.
no rage here.

Why would anyone rage at you man...

I don't know. Often times on this site, people get all butthurt when knowledge is presented because "It's supposed to be funny huehuehuehue" and other shit. Just sayin.

MFW

I think it's cool to learn something new everyday, something that I actually find interesting. What you said was pretty interesting, so you have my thumb.

thanks!

No problem!

it said phohallus, not phallus

The flower actually is named after a phallus, though

didnt know that. thank you for telling me this

Indeed, good sir

it didnt in my mind.

and lest be honest, that flower is incredibly phallic

lol, true

yep. mythbusters also tested.

The seed sprout/shoots are extremely pointed like a large spike. they grow so fast and hard they can just pierce through

i wonder what sick bastard first thought the idea up...

probly one of the prison wardens looking out in a bomboo forrest and thought..

what a lovely torture device as they grew.

FEED ME SEYMOUR

MY HIGH SCHOOL DID THAT PLAY A COUPLE YEARS AFTER I GRADUATED OH MY GOD SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS IT

I just watched yesterday.

My school's showchoir is singing this. Out of all the normal songs we're singing all you're going to hear in the middle is "I'm a mean green mother from outerspace and I'm BAD!" lmao

wow i wish my school was that awesome. they've never played anything that remotely cool, and i wonder why...