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#7 - orangepikmin (09/26/2012) [-]
Things you would yell at an Iphone, but not your girlfriend.
#89 to #7 - oniguru (09/26/2012) [-]
I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts
User avatar #66 to #7 - chezburgadominator (09/26/2012) [-]
You're so expensive, not a suprise you get wet so easily.






(This thread was funnier than the content)
#48 to #7 - feelythefeel ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
What's the best place to hide a body?


Siri is the only accomplice I need.
User avatar #44 to #7 - ltpraptor (09/26/2012) [-]
Why doesn't my connector fit in you're huge ******* slot. Whelp, guess I have to use this Giant white dildo that stretches from New York to Montana to get you working again.
User avatar #42 to #7 - josieabby (09/26/2012) [-]
I knew I should've bought the insurance.
#41 to #7 - notevenmad (09/26/2012) [-]
"i actually will care if u get broken or damaged   
   
because i dont mean it
"i actually will care if u get broken or damaged

because i dont mean it
User avatar #38 to #7 - thirdasscheek (09/26/2012) [-]
You're outdated, I need a new and slimmer model.
User avatar #37 to #7 - internetscaresme ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
"Find the nearest strip club god damn it!"
User avatar #35 to #7 - sundaywave (09/26/2012) [-]
I should have put you back in the box so you didn't get all beat up.
#34 to #7 - smokeymouse (09/26/2012) [-]
my connector is too big for your slot.
+3
#32 to #7 - stuffir **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #7 - mrblueftw (09/26/2012) [-]
i keep ******* tapping but its not working!
User avatar #29 to #7 - howdidigethere (09/26/2012) [-]
Oh great, another thing I can't get wet.
User avatar #28 to #7 - bitchplzzz ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
YOU BETTER NOT BE WET AFTER MY FRIEND USES YOU..!
User avatar #25 to #7 - spidersnakeeyes (09/26/2012) [-]
i wish i had a white one
User avatar #22 to #7 - sirreginald (09/26/2012) [-]
Oh real funny, Stop and ask for directions huh?
User avatar #21 to #7 - ottofan (09/26/2012) [-]
Why do you always have to remind me of my own wedding?
#19 to #7 - anonymous (09/26/2012) [-]
I knew I should have gotten a Droid.
User avatar #18 to #7 - SnugglyWuggly (09/26/2012) [-]
You've been touched all over by many other guys.
User avatar #17 to #7 - fukkendragonite (09/26/2012) [-]
I'm getting an upgrade soon and when I do i'm ******* selling you for pennies.
#13 to #7 - jakols (09/26/2012) [-]
Maybe we should stop and ask for the Directions
#11 to #7 - nevergoingtrollyou (09/26/2012) [-]
You're a piece of junk
User avatar #10 to #7 - zeldapronmaster (09/26/2012) [-]
WHY DO YOU SUCK SO HARD!?
User avatar #9 to #7 - zeldapronmaster (09/26/2012) [-]
WORK!
User avatar #8 to #7 - welshash (09/26/2012) [-]
You cost me $700 and i dont even get to have sex with you!
#68 to #8 - admiralen (09/26/2012) [-]
you could always watch porn on it
you could always watch porn on it
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#24 to #23 - welshash (09/26/2012) [-]
Ruined it.
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