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Quickest Death!

Quickest Death!. Found it today, op was gon kill himself.. Swampy_ El__ What is the quickest and mest painless way to his I am not suicidal, but I was having a

Found it today, op was gon kill himself.

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User avatar #19 - ogctom (09/26/2012) [-]
Why kill yourself when there is a perfectly good world to burn?
#51 to #19 - anon (09/26/2012) [-]
That is why, if i ever think about suicide, i'l get all my money, buy a few illegal guns, and go on a massacre, maybe on my school, just killing everyone, and at the end, myself :)
User avatar #53 to #51 - jouoursbled (09/26/2012) [-]
Haha. Sure you would, champ. Sure you would.
#49 to #19 - baconducky (09/26/2012) [-]
my whole life

just changed

from that one comment.
User avatar #30 to #19 - Maroon ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
Because then you go to prison where they take measures to prevent suicide and your life will suck far more than it did prior to not being ********** by a convict.
#20 to #19 - HARMONYHARMONY (09/26/2012) [-]
I dunno know why...
but that post just made my views on life absolutely flip.
User avatar #27 to #20 - accdodson (09/26/2012) [-]
So much so that you effectively said know twice?
#68 to #27 - HARMONYHARMONY (09/26/2012) [-]
I blew it.
#40 - grievver (09/26/2012) [-]
Best suicide plan I ever heard/read:
You go up to the top of a roof.
String piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level.
Tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched.
Then you put super glue on your hands and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head.
Then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
When the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
User avatar #42 to #40 - drhoffable (09/26/2012) [-]
well then.
User avatar #6 - codyxvasco (09/25/2012) [-]
A bullet right behind the head where the spine meets the brain.

Where Lenny got shot from of mice and men.

Oh, you haven't read that.....

sorry....

....he lives.....

hehehe....
User avatar #7 to #6 - buttplugmaster (09/26/2012) [-]
That ******* book was the most hellish form of torture my ninth grade year had for me. And that was one ****** Up Year.
User avatar #12 to #7 - bronybox (09/26/2012) [-]
The book is like 100 pages, and pretty damn straight forward. How is it in any way a hellish form of torture?
User avatar #85 to #12 - buttplugmaster (10/01/2012) [-]
Exactly That. How many assignments do you think you can fit into a 100 page straightforward book? How difficult could they possibly be? No less than 15 assignments including 2 projects, 5 character analysis of 1,000 words showing higher level thinking, 5 compare and contrasts of character motivation between the previous five characters (One of which being curly's wife) with three points at least per column and 14 points at least in total, and 3 essays based on three different theses. That is how.
User avatar #86 to #85 - bronybox (10/01/2012) [-]
Well your teacher is a douchenozzle.
User avatar #87 to #86 - buttplugmaster (10/02/2012) [-]
Yes, thank you.
User avatar #88 to #87 - bronybox (10/02/2012) [-]
I'm sure the man could have found much better examples of characterization in so many other books. I mean, every single character in that book was static! I don't know how much you could expand on the topic of a 'a boy and his dog' so to say.

The characters didn't even have any change, they stayed exactly the same, it bothers me that an English teacher would purposely force you to BS things that the author didn't intend to even be present in his simple tragedy.
User avatar #90 to #88 - buttplugmaster (10/05/2012) [-]
Woman. She was truly a sadist. All of her assignments were like that, or they would be due the same day as another large project for a teacher she was close to. Additionally, she'd change a major part of an assignment the day before so you had to redo the entire thing. You should've seen the ******** we had to go through with Romeo and Juliet. Not even about the play. We made a mock up globe theatre and memorized Romeo's soliloquy (Which, while being a pretty cool thing to be able to just randomly recite, is not a particularly good learning exercise). 4 points off for every line we got wrong, and one wrong word means the entire line is off. I lost points off for saying "lays her cheek upon her hand" instead of "leans her cheek upon her hand."
User avatar #91 to #90 - buttplugmaster (10/05/2012) [-]
I apologize. That didn't look as long as it was when I was writing it.
User avatar #89 to #88 - bronybox (10/02/2012) [-]
or woman*
#45 to #7 - jackbrook (09/26/2012) [-]
i thought it was a pretty good book. not that i'd read it in my spare time, but the classes spent reading it really weren't that bad.
#37 - quantumlegend ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
#70 to #37 - ofwgbagelbites (09/26/2012) [-]
MFW I only had 3 Heliums and tried it, but never died.
MFW I only had 3 Heliums and tried it, but never died.
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#48 to #41 - baconducky (09/26/2012) [-]
*****		 you just went full retard
***** you just went full retard
#23 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
If anyone's feeling suicidal, read this
User avatar #52 to #23 - jouoursbled (09/26/2012) [-]
Truth is, a lot of people who commit suicide do it just to get some attention. They are indeed pretty ****** up though.
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User avatar #34 to #23 - anonymousefj (09/26/2012) [-]
this should be the meaning of yolo
User avatar #46 to #34 - imnotkickthecat (09/26/2012) [-]
Hakuna matata!

what a wonderful phrase.
#50 to #23 - anon (09/26/2012) [-]
too bad a person that feels suicidal would never do this
#58 to #23 - anon (09/26/2012) [-]
Depression is something that you can't understand if you've never gone through it. It's what causes a lot of people to kill themselves, and a lot of people that are depressed wouldn't care to do all of that stuff, they aren't thinking rationally about their emotions, and it's not something that someone can just snap out of like a lot of people think.
That's why this ****** doesn't understand why people would kill themselves, he's never been suicidal.
#47 - bakkenmetbaard (09/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #76 to #56 - theproxy (09/26/2012) [-]
That seems like a ******* hilarious way to die, with a high pitch voice.
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User avatar #35 - theaceofthespade (09/26/2012) [-]
Ironically, the most humane way to kill someone is to vaporize their brain, such as with an explosive device in a contained area. We don't do this because it is obscenely gruesome, but it would guarantee little to no pain for them.
User avatar #28 - JuliusC (09/26/2012) [-]
all those people saying a bullet to the brain are stupid. Death from the epicenter of a nuclear blast is the quickest possible way to die.
User avatar #29 to #28 - Maroon ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
also the most glorious. And the only one where you can cross your fingers and hope you get superpowers instead of dying a horrible flaming death
#36 - headhunternl (09/26/2012) [-]
6 YEARS AGO AND YOU JUST FOUND IT?!?!?!
#65 to #36 - dubslao (09/26/2012) [-]
There's this magical cycle where things circulate around the Internet.



If OP is like me, he doesn't scour Yahoo! for things 1 minute after it was posted.
#60 - turnipvision (09/26/2012) [-]
I've been thinking recently, and I came up with something. If you've truly gotten to the stage where you think you could stop living and nothing around you would change, then what's stopping you from doing whatever you want to? Get up one morning, walk out the door, and leave your house behind just to go wherever you want, do whatever you feel like, live life with no consequences. What boundaries are there for a man that doesn't care about repercussions? Worst case scenario, you die, and end up exactly where you planned to be in the first place.    
   
Pic somewhat related, they're your suicide plans.
I've been thinking recently, and I came up with something. If you've truly gotten to the stage where you think you could stop living and nothing around you would change, then what's stopping you from doing whatever you want to? Get up one morning, walk out the door, and leave your house behind just to go wherever you want, do whatever you feel like, live life with no consequences. What boundaries are there for a man that doesn't care about repercussions? Worst case scenario, you die, and end up exactly where you planned to be in the first place.

Pic somewhat related, they're your suicide plans.
User avatar #61 to #60 - skumbaner (09/26/2012) [-]
Or you accidently prison and get raped
#72 - Razorstyx (09/26/2012) [-]
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#82 to #72 - Pharonix (09/26/2012) [-]
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I can't stop laughing at your roll oh jesus.
User avatar #77 to #72 - madamedixie (09/26/2012) [-]
Well that's enough internet for today.
#71 - albinopanda (09/26/2012) [-]
The Pinata   
Requires: Smarties and other candy (hopefully half your weight), a building at least 200 feet tall, a loose shirt and baggy pants, a belt, socks and gigantic 			*******		 balls.   
Go to the top of the structure (that means "building").   
Swallow as much candy as possible without chewing. Stuff yourself until you feel like you're going to throw up.   
Tuck your shirt into your pants, then tighten your belt and fill your shirt with candy.   
Tuck your pants into your socks, then fill your pants with more candy.   
Take any candy that's left and stuff your mouth.   
Jump. Do it, faggot.   
Fall. May take between 5 and 10 seconds.   
Allow others to feast on sanguine candy and fleshy bits.
The Pinata
Requires: Smarties and other candy (hopefully half your weight), a building at least 200 feet tall, a loose shirt and baggy pants, a belt, socks and gigantic ******* balls.
Go to the top of the structure (that means "building").
Swallow as much candy as possible without chewing. Stuff yourself until you feel like you're going to throw up.
Tuck your shirt into your pants, then tighten your belt and fill your shirt with candy.
Tuck your pants into your socks, then fill your pants with more candy.
Take any candy that's left and stuff your mouth.
Jump. Do it, faggot.
Fall. May take between 5 and 10 seconds.
Allow others to feast on sanguine candy and fleshy bits.
User avatar #13 - NecroGrey (09/26/2012) [-]
My grampa is a bus driver.... :)
#11 - anon (09/26/2012) [-]
Hurr hurr never hurr'ed this joke before.
User avatar #38 - poutinesalad (09/26/2012) [-]
OLDEST JOKE EVER
User avatar #21 - endface ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
Brain aneurysm.
#5 - anon (09/25/2012) [-]
Center of atomic bomb explosion, right by the bomb. Your entire body would be ionized before any nerve impulses could be processed by your brain.
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