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Quickest Death!

Found it today, op was gon kill himself.

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Quietly and peacefully in your sleep, just like my grandfather.
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User avatar #19 - ogctom (09/26/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Why kill yourself when there is a perfectly good world to burn?
#23 - pokemonstheshiz (09/26/2012) [+] (6 replies)
If anyone's feeling suicidal, read this
#37 - quantumlegend ONLINE (09/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#40 - grievver (09/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Best suicide plan I ever heard/read:
You go up to the top of a roof.
String piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level.
Tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched.
Then you put super glue on your hands and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head.
Then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
When the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
User avatar #28 - JuliusC ONLINE (09/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
all those people saying a bullet to the brain are stupid. Death from the epicenter of a nuclear blast is the quickest possible way to die.
User avatar #29 to #28 - Maroon ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
also the most glorious. And the only one where you can cross your fingers and hope you get superpowers instead of dying a horrible flaming death
User avatar #6 - codyxvasco (09/25/2012) [+] (10 replies)
A bullet right behind the head where the spine meets the brain.

Where Lenny got shot from of mice and men.

Oh, you haven't read that.....

sorry....

....he lives.....

hehehe....
#47 - bakkenmetbaard (09/26/2012) [-]
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#36 - headhunternl (09/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
6 YEARS AGO AND YOU JUST FOUND IT?!?!?!
User avatar #35 - theaceofthespade (09/26/2012) [-]
Ironically, the most humane way to kill someone is to vaporize their brain, such as with an explosive device in a contained area. We don't do this because it is obscenely gruesome, but it would guarantee little to no pain for them.
#60 - turnipvision (09/26/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I've been thinking recently, and I came up with something. If you've truly gotten to the stage where you think you could stop living and nothing around you would change, then what's stopping you from doing whatever you want to? Get up one morning, walk out the door, and leave your house behind just to go wherever you want, do whatever you feel like, live life with no consequences. What boundaries are there for a man that doesn't care about repercussions? Worst case scenario, you die, and end up exactly where you planned to be in the first place.    
   
Pic somewhat related, they're your suicide plans.
I've been thinking recently, and I came up with something. If you've truly gotten to the stage where you think you could stop living and nothing around you would change, then what's stopping you from doing whatever you want to? Get up one morning, walk out the door, and leave your house behind just to go wherever you want, do whatever you feel like, live life with no consequences. What boundaries are there for a man that doesn't care about repercussions? Worst case scenario, you die, and end up exactly where you planned to be in the first place.

Pic somewhat related, they're your suicide plans.
#39 - grimmwaters ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
#72 - Razorstyx (09/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#71 - albinopanda (09/26/2012) [-]
The Pinata   
Requires: Smarties and other candy (hopefully half your weight), a building at least 200 feet tall, a loose shirt and baggy pants, a belt, socks and gigantic 						*******					 balls.   
Go to the top of the structure (that means "building").   
Swallow as much candy as possible without chewing. Stuff yourself until you feel like you're going to throw up.   
Tuck your shirt into your pants, then tighten your belt and fill your shirt with candy.   
Tuck your pants into your socks, then fill your pants with more candy.   
Take any candy that's left and stuff your mouth.   
Jump. Do it, faggot.   
Fall. May take between 5 and 10 seconds.   
Allow others to feast on sanguine candy and fleshy bits.
The Pinata
Requires: Smarties and other candy (hopefully half your weight), a building at least 200 feet tall, a loose shirt and baggy pants, a belt, socks and gigantic ******* balls.
Go to the top of the structure (that means "building").
Swallow as much candy as possible without chewing. Stuff yourself until you feel like you're going to throw up.
Tuck your shirt into your pants, then tighten your belt and fill your shirt with candy.
Tuck your pants into your socks, then fill your pants with more candy.
Take any candy that's left and stuff your mouth.
Jump. Do it, faggot.
Fall. May take between 5 and 10 seconds.
Allow others to feast on sanguine candy and fleshy bits.
User avatar #38 - poutinesalad (09/26/2012) [-]
OLDEST JOKE EVER
User avatar #13 - NecroGrey (09/26/2012) [-]
My grampa is a bus driver.... :)
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/26/2012) [-]
Hurr hurr never hurr'ed this joke before.
User avatar #1 - sonicwind (09/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i would think a bullet in the brain would be the quickest and fastest instant death you might not even see it coming
#2 to #1 - toethumb (09/25/2012) [-]
well see you can actually take a shot to the cerebral cortex and still live (with really bad brain damage) to die instantly you have to hit the brain stem specifically the medulla oblongata which controls your breathing and heart rate thats why people put guns in their mouths sometimes it more sure than going for the side of the head
#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/25/2012) [-]
Center of atomic bomb explosion, right by the bomb. Your entire body would be ionized before any nerve impulses could be processed by your brain.
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