Does this make me a computer?

ay gurl, imma give you a high-speed upload.

instructions weren't clear enough, i accidently cut my dick off....

That makes the vagina the most powerful firewall in the world, withstanding a DDoS attack of 1587GB in 3 seconds. BUT, if a single 37.5 MB data packet comes through it shuts down the entire system for 9 months.

I stuck my dick in the computer, its not a memory stick, someone lied to me.

OP, being able to download that information doesn't make you a computer.

to bad i end up getting expelled in school when i take out my "memory stick" to upload my project onto the computer

Gurl, you make me wanna RAM you.

Don't worry, I'll eject safely..

If your dick is a memory stick, then mine has wi-fi. Bitches be lining up to connect to mine and its free.

or a... HARD drive! Get it? Cause penises get hard, and hard drives hold data, and....
Should I just go kill myself now or later?

Came on my computer

Still slow as fuck.

No, I do not think 3g is fast.

It's not exactly a data transfer, it would be the equivalent of throwing a hard drive out of the window.

Masturbating - Testing your upload speed

mfw I'm like "awww bitch I'm sorry, I forgot to safely eject."

In response to the title, yes your brain is essentially a computer.

Now, I am normally in favour of having a high redundancy when it comes to IT, its practical to have a backup or two in case the original fail..
But 42320 units containing the same information is a tad too much in my opinion.

hey baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive


BANGO

Technically we're self-aware robots, since our body is powered by and run on electricity (muscle movement, nervous system, reflexive ability, sensory intake, breathing, digesting and other organ functionality). And the human brain is probably the most advanced 'computer' we know of.